It’s so telling that no one has had a bad word to say about him. He sounds like a truly lovely manI knew that the likes of her would have jumped on the “I met Nick Kamen” bandwagon. He most definitely would not have been able to recall her name, let alone remember the encounter. As for calling him an Essex Boy, he was only that because of the town he was brought up in. Nicky was brought up with impeccable manners and came from good family. He resembled nothing like the stereotypical Essex Boys of today. I know all this because my sister is married to one of his brothers.
I believe the quote was "was that the gal with the midnight storm hair?"She seems very fixated on the idea that everyone remembers her as "the girl with the midnight storm hair". And claims to always have her hair done at the most exclusive London salons when it very evidently comes out of a box. For one of her Mail features they sent her to try out a salon where the stylist gave her a much more flattering dark chestnut colour with some lowlights - naturally, Liz didn't keep it
The rock star only lives in the dumpster fire of LJ's brain. Totally made up and based on Jim Kerr but as you said, he sent her a cease and desist to get her to stop inferring it was him. And really. who can blame him? LJ is a complete catastrofuck and a lying cunt to boot.This might have been mentioned before, but the rock star? Was he ever identified? I read Jim Kerr denied it and took some sort of court action, did it even happen?
Weekly mentions of the Myla thong,when it’s time for the next thread can we please have the Mila thong in the title???
yes when she moved to the countryside and had the horses was when I was reading it - she was desperately poor and vets bills were huge but she was travelling in to “town” all the time for interviews and to meet friends and then on glamorous mini breaks with the boyfriend. I thought a lot of it was made up of I’m honest but you never knowI used to read it regularly as a teen when I still lived at home.
I remember the ex-husband Nirpal(?).
Then didn’t she buy a place in the countryside and rescue horses
When I go home for a visit to my parents I’ll look at her page the odd time and can’t believe she’s still whinging on about the same sh*t!!
Liz claimed that they were so incensed by the article she wrote about her sister's death that they didn't invite her to the funeral and wouldn't even tell her where the grave was. If true, I have to say they admire them for that. I can't remember whether or not it was part of her "eulogy" but she did at one point call her sister desperate because she was in her 70s yet still wearing makeup and going on dates. Will Liz hang up her Hourglass primer and eyelash pins at 70 or this just another instance of her famous hypocrisy?I'm so glad they did that - being great advocates for their mother. Shame they can't get the rest of that awful article deleted!
B | I | N | G | O |
Shitty engagement ring | Diptyque Candles | WAXING | Victoria Beckham dress | Having no friends |
Giving money to family | Men never paying for anything | MINI PUPPY | Dead horse | Stealing sperm |
Dunhill lighter | Mini breaks | Disgusting sex details | Being frigid | David's ponytail |
New mystery man | SATC / Carrie Bradshaw | Liam Neeson | Nic being bitchy | DEAFNESS |
Ancient Myla thong (dry clean only) | Vegetarianism | FREE SQUARE | Midnight Storm hair | Dry clean only |
Dogs "stress wee" | GIANT CHILDREN | Smeg fridge | Buttery soft leather | Oily baths |
Separating eyelashes with a pin | Waitrose | NERVOUS pets | Banned from Fashion Week | Owns every issue of Vogue |
Maharishi combat trousers | Bottega Veneta dress / heels | Fresh linen on the bed in case she brings a man home | Ex-ex | Helmut Lang suits |
Rock Star | Gracie destroyed something | Never goes on holiday | Pays more tax than anyone ever | Damn women and their maternity leave |
I actually forgot about the sperm thing!!!I used to read her column years ago too. I think I remember this was right. He said she put their entire private life in the column and thats why he left her. And he did try and steal his sperm, but agreed he sounded horrible. Like he hated her but OTOH was using her to further his own career and for the status. They were as bad as each other. I'm not sure if a lot of it is made up for the column or if she is an utter fantasist.