The week in podcast:
Liz says that the movie The Father glamourises dementia. She reads out the infamous column she wrote about her mother's dementia. This is the same column in which Liz published those hideous photos of her mother. Liz says she could not care for her mother as it was like having a "giant toddler" around and this would be "a big blot on (Liz and Nirpal's) lovely life." There is an anecdote about how her mother hit her head hard because Liz dropped her accidentally, it seems Liz did not tell her mother's nurses about this even though it could have been fatal. She states she wrote the column because a hot political issue at the time was the idea that families should be providing care instead of the state paying for it. Liz wanted to demonstrate why this wasn't possible for her - well, that's fine but naturally the column was all about me, me, me and what an imposition it was on Liz! She recounts an incident where she and Nirpal visited and she didn't want him to see the family's "hideous 60s semi", so she encouraged him to leave after five minutes and lie to her mother that they'd been there for an hour. Nic justifies this behaviour with "you can't change who you are", and admits she is not sharp enough to understand the plot of The Father.
Liz sneers at the fact that Nic bought her a pair of trousers from Zara as a birthday present, and Nic wearing clothes from the high street. Liz made Nic take the trousers back and Nic self-deprecatingly says that she "tried and failed." They also insult Liz's other "friend" Isabel, by name, for buying her a pair of Crocs. Liz says it was a deliberate insult and Isabel knew she hates Crocs. If they still have a friendship after this, Isabel is an even bigger fool than Nic.
We finally get to this week's column. Remember the brain scan? Liz had an appointment with a consultant, who didn't seem aware that Liz had even had a brain scan. He arranged "balance tests" for Liz in November. Liz wrote an abusive letter to her GP, who gave a polite explanation. Liz does not believe this explanation, and bitches and moans about the NHS being incompetent. She ended the column by saying she won't be clapping for her GP or "the stony-faced, miserable old cow of a nurse" and says in the podcast that she "doesn't give a stuff" that people will think this is rude. Takes a "stony-faced, miserable old cow" to know one, doesn't it Liz? We finish with her reading out some totally authentic letters from readers trashing Nirpal.