And the eyeliner! Always the thickest, blackest of thick black eyeliners.
I know her hair is in tit from all the dye but why can she never blow dry it? I'd like to see her wear it (naturally) wavy. It'd be nice on her. She'd hate it.
Liz Jones #5 The podcast's an unmitigated disaster, about time the Diary was put out to pasture
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I know her hair is in tit from all the dye but why can she never blow dry it? I'd like to see her wear it (naturally) wavy. It'd be nice on her. She'd hate it.
For someone who knows so much about fashion, she had so little style .
I don't know why she doesn't grow out the grey, she could aim for Sarah Harris, from Vogue, exactly the look she goes for. Hasn't she still got the faded tattooed liner and brows? I think that's why she's stuck with the heavy bad eyeliner over the top. I've got a friend with the tattoed eyeliner, looks terrible, sort of faded navy but blurred, she's had it ten years.
I know this is a Liz Jones thread.. but duck me, has anyone seen what Petronella Wyatt has written today ? Blaming “feminism” for being single in her 50s, rather like the than the years she spent having an affair with the married Boris Johnson. It’s feminism fault she has no children .. ommitung the abortion she has whilst with Johnson.
Sorry to hijack, couldn’t find a Mailwatch thread
Sorry to hijack, couldn’t find a Mailwatch thread
There's a Daily Mail thread but she can stay
I do think these women get very bitter about their lack of relationships when the problem is... them? Liz is of course another example
It looks like she's done it herself with the kitchen scissors. It's raggedy and untidy.
LOL she actually looks like an AI-generated representation of someone's horrible long-dead stepmother.
Holy moly, that was a definite jump scare! And what the he k is going on with the ends of her hair? Has she been cutting it with blunt garden shears?
And what the fucketty bollocks is this all about...?
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LIZ JONES: Give Harry and Meghan the best anniversary gift.
Meghan and Harry celebrate their sixth wedding anniversary today, and boy how times and public opinion have changed, writes LIZ JONES.
Has she started dressing like a vicar, now she's living in a graveyard?
She's flippin' everywhere at the moment! Prostituting herself to pay for the Annexe?
She's 66 this year... they have to bin her soon@
She'll be able to claim her State Pension then. That'll be fodder for more drearies I expect.
I think the Daily Mail’s paywall has breathed new life into the old dragon. They need content for their paid subscribers so she is getting more work from them to fill up content. That is why suddenly she is chucking out royal articles.
She's an absolute idiot to have calculated David into her mortgage and bills. How long can she keep up the payments?
However, Liz, have a look at what people on benefits have to live on. Forget all your fancy pants champagne and expensive crap and start shopping at Aldi and Lidl (Aldi is great for dupes of candles, skin care and make up). Of course, you don't eat anything at all, so at least there's no food bills. Have you thought about seeing an NHS GP?
Numpty.
However, Liz, have a look at what people on benefits have to live on. Forget all your fancy pants champagne and expensive crap and start shopping at Aldi and Lidl (Aldi is great for dupes of candles, skin care and make up). Of course, you don't eat anything at all, so at least there's no food bills. Have you thought about seeing an NHS GP?
Numpty.
I've always lurked on this thread because I've enjoyed reading/ hate reading Liz over the years. I'm interested that she's moved to Gainford because I lived in that area years ago. It's a funny area, Teesdale, a mix of County set, farmers and normal working people. With Barnard Castle, the world's premiere OAP theme park. She could be a guest writer for The Teesdale Mercury! Probably better to keep her away from the weekly Livestock Mart reports though.
I feel like it's only a matter of time before she ends up butting heads with someone. I'm always wondering when I'm talking to someone I know if she's going to pop up in convo, having had a run in with her. If she does, I'll let you all know!
I hope she enjoys it though, it's absolutely beautiful and you can walk dogs for miles.
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Oh I think I've found her nemesis!
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Oh I think I've found her nemesis!
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Oh I think I've found her nemesis!
I feel like it's only a matter of time before she ends up butting heads with someone. I'm always wondering when I'm talking to someone I know if she's going to pop up in convo, having had a run in with her. If she does, I'll let you all know!
I hope she enjoys it though, it's absolutely beautiful and you can walk dogs for miles.
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Oh I think I've found her nemesis!
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A young, pretty, blonde woman who takes responsibility for things? That's not a nemesis, it's a parallel universe for old luggly juggly!
Blimey, she's really banging out the content since buying the annenxe! Must be one of the busiest "journalists" in the country just now, crazy times. If only the output was even halfway readable and more interesting than watching paint dry!
Dear God. Putting the boot into Nic. Tedious whining
To have such bitterness about everything and everyone and for it to be so all consuming is incredible