He can’t move in with her until his cat dies!
Despite the many issues Juggo has with animals, she has some key ones with horses: she can't ride, for a start. She is well known in horsey circles for having killed someone else's horse, back in the day, and to have let others suffer too long. She employs a slave to "look after" her remaining animal. If she were to move it to a communal facility, she would be faced with having her ignorance/cruelty being discussed amongst ordinary people (you know, the hard-working, tax-paying non-bankrupt kind) which would never do. And... she'd be expected to return favours and be nice!
I mean I've never thought of leaving my vest on, so she's half right
It's come up in conversation a couple of times. I think it's unlikely (despite the obvious Sister George parallels). It seems as though, if anything, she's asexual. She never speaks of anyone with any real fondness, let alone passion. She has allegedly slept with 3 ½ people in her life and yet considers herself some sort of sex guru... despite the fact that her husband wasn't that into her and she hardly ever got shagged twice by anybody else (except the baker who had to seek *ahem* medical assistance. She is stuck at age 15 on a development scale, is determined to keep herself looking pre-pubescent (breast reduction and endless depilation). She is hopeless at interacting with real adults (her managerial 'talents' at Marie Claire are held up as an example of "how not to do it". All you have is a neurotic shell of narcissism and entitlement. Not a winning combination!
There's a Daily Mail thread but she can stay
