she has been going on about him a lot recently, but doesn't meet any of the descriptions she's given over the years, scottish, 2 ex-wives and a load of other stuff that points to Jim Kerr, it's not actually Jim Kerr though, or any real person for that matter, the FRS is a figment of her imagination, albeit loosely based on real people, she hasn't had an affair with any of them, even poor David seems to have escaped her clutches now, so she is very much on her own, with only the paid help for company.
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It would be Ha -Ha if it was Morten!!!
Oh that’s interesting you asked through Twitter. I asked the DM editors.. no reply?
It may be there’s a collective ‘Shitting oneselves’ as she’s really gone too far with the Rockstar fantasy and lies.
She's told that many lies she can't keep track of where she's supposed be/who's she's currently shagging
Aw, there's something sweet about that encounter. She has a nice smile. She never smiles like that n ow.
Yeah at least she’s making an effort with someone younger than her and not from her background
As far as I remember she didn’t come out of big brother making snobby comments either. I don’t like her but think she gets genuinely lonely sometimes and thinks people think less of her, so boasts about her wealth and things she has to make herself interesting. A bit like Jay from the inbetweeners, but she’s over 60 She savaged them when she came out. She was watching all their insecurities and wrote a piece about them for DM??Yeah at least she’s making an effort with someone younger than her and not from her background
She’s a Narcissist. She was making the effort cos in the moment it suited her. By the end of the piece it was all about her own popularity? Here’s the article;
Liz Jones: Pathetic reality of life in the Celebrity Big Brother house
Liz Jones (pictured) was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother House on Wednesday. Here, she reflects on her time in the house and talks about her housemates.
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Oh gosh I missed this!! I eat my words. I didn’t even watch the show, just knew she was on itShe savaged them when she came out. She was watching all their insecurities and wrote a piece about them for DM??
She’s a Narcissist. She was making the effort cos in the moment it suited her. Here’s the article;
Liz Jones: Pathetic reality of life in the Celebrity Big Brother house
Liz Jones (pictured) was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother House on Wednesday. Here, she reflects on her time in the house and talks about her housemates.www.google.com
You can contact both Liz and Nic on Twittter. Nic almost always replies and Liz occasionally does. Nic is usually quite amiable , so it's worth tweeting her.
Thanks but I’d rather die ‘The Death of One Thousand Cuts’ than contact Juggo on Twitter.
Yes, I do believe it’s possible for Nic to be amiable but given she’s an indentured servant to a Narc then the likelihood of getting any truthful insight into why the comments have ceased is low. IMO.
Nic can’t bite the hand that feeds her after all.
So…How many weeks without comments permitted now…4?
Call me cynical, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the comments magically reappear once the FRS storyline is dispensed with again.
Call me cynical, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the comments magically reappear once the FRS storyline is dispensed with again.
Evening all! I'll get the Dreary up as soon as I can in the morning. Anyone care to have a stab at content? Having painted herself into a corner regarding the Fake Rock Star and with the renovation bill on her rented 2-up and 2-down heading for £100k, my money's on an Animal Drama with comments mysteriously allowed in order to show just how caaaaaring she is...
Yes, spot on. One of the collies will have collapsed… perhaps another dig or two at Nic and her slipped disc?
If comments are allowed again then it will be crystal clear that she was shitting herself about the depth of the FRS lies. She’s now trying to ‘De-hoist’ herself from her own Petard!
If comments are allowed again then it will be crystal clear that she was shitting herself about the depth of the FRS lies. She’s now trying to ‘De-hoist’ herself from her own Petard!
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Her perpetually comparing herself to satc scenes makes me cringe myself inside out (and I really was a fan!)
So did she tit herself in the restaurant then? We got gurgling stomachs and various descriptions of film scenes, then the mention of one of the dogs shitting in the same restaurant, but as usual so badly written that I couldn't really follow. Then after this the FRS allegedly wants to go back to her place, and she is just casually walking the dogs first, if you had a mishap like that you'd be heading home asap to get cleaned up.
And a wedding at the venue with people taking selfies, there's got to be at least one photo of her and the FRS then (her excuse will probably be that they were all too young to know who he is) and wanting him to wear a disguise to visit her home due to nosy neighbours..yeah right, I suppose he'd be wearing an invisibility cloak then as I doubt any of her neighbours would have seen any man entering her cottage.
And a wedding at the venue with people taking selfies, there's got to be at least one photo of her and the FRS then (her excuse will probably be that they were all too young to know who he is) and wanting him to wear a disguise to visit her home due to nosy neighbours..yeah right, I suppose he'd be wearing an invisibility cloak then as I doubt any of her neighbours would have seen any man entering her cottage.
I think she did tit herself, due to the mention of the washing machine at the end.
Also ‘entering her cottage’ sounds like a euphemism to me. In context, more like she showed him the gates of Hell, albeit ‘billiard ball smooth’
Someone enlighten me here, please: the entire Dreary is about a sixty-three year old woman soiling herself in public yet finding it oddly amusing because a fictional TV character did it too... and I'm supposed to find this in any way diverting ?
It's also, even for her, appallingly badly written, as (allegedly) nicknaming her sister "The Fountain" strongly suggests a different kind of incontinence. I really, really hope that comments are enabled on this.
It's also, even for her, appallingly badly written, as (allegedly) nicknaming her sister "The Fountain" strongly suggests a different kind of incontinence. I really, really hope that comments are enabled on this.
Haha yeah when I read that back I see what you mean, and gates of Hell is definitely a more apt description
I’ve just re read this usual word salad, and yes she definitely had an ‘accident’ - hence, letting him walk on ahead, trying to hide behind the lavender bush, the shower and so on.
Also, in the ‘moans’ bit - she cites people who do a ‘weekly shop’ wtf? How can she get outraged at that. I’m stumped.
Also, in the ‘moans’ bit - she cites people who do a ‘weekly shop’ wtf? How can she get outraged at that. I’m stumped.
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