Liz Fraser #6 Liz Can't Even Fraser Paragraph Properly

[CambridgeBun]

A MAN jet sprayed my two, not three patios not so long ago. Readers, he, my husband, was one of thousands of MEN and WOMEN and MOTHERS up and down the country getting gardens cleaned and cleared for summer. He did not photograph himself naked in any bush. Not even mine

 

[Beanchops]

The first person I spoke this morning just after I woke up and dripped melon all over my bra was A MAN and then he kindly drove me to work. He was the bus driver.

And I wasn’t wearing any make up … apart from a little bit of foundation on the t zone area; a neutral eyeshadow; a cream blusher and some mascara.And I was wearing a top as work would go slightly mental in I went in just holding some roses over my breasts .

Still counts trolls.

 

[UmbrellaMadeItHereAtLast]

Oh you lot with your messages that you won't post in the comments for some reason, just the 8 of you on there, but the hundreds of other messages that I definitely got about my post just prove I am inspiring you and helping you live your best life by taking selfies with no top on

 

[intriguedbythis]

So… let me get this straight

Is this Liz, naked hiding behind some shrubs.. saying a ‘man just left’

Is this a ( pretend) post coital selfie ?

Just more parent expert behaviour on the World Wide Web in a completely open account

Not at all embarrassing for the kids. Not at all desperate and attention seeking

Not at all weird for your primary schools ‘governor ’ to post ‘post shag’ selfies .

If a man did a nude selfie implying he had just shagged and put it online would it be appropriate as a local infant school governor or would eyebrows be raised?

 

[ORhineORhine]

Ooh ooh ooh. I have a MAN story, too!

A MAN whatsapped me today and told me he is coming on Wednesday to sort me out and asked how deep I want it. I replied that I wasn’t sure, and how deep did he think I should have it? The MAN suggested the deeper the better but with wide shallow margins and gently sloping edges to attract frogs, bats and hedgehogs .

Reader, the MAN is my gardener and this week he is going to make me a POND! Ribbit!

 

[Marstonroadmrs]

A PRIMARY SCHOOL CHILD once told me that it’s unwise to leave your DMs open on social media. This followed an online safety talk at the same school Scout attends.

Liz, the GOVENOR responsible for computing, community and safeguarding at said school, oh, and self claimed parenting troll expert, has no security on public social media accounts.

Liz is monetising being the victim of trolling.

I don’t need a MAN to tell me she’s leaving herself exposed.

I don’t need a MAN to tell me this unwise. If trolls don’t have access, trolls can’t troll.

 

[Needham]

Awww Liz is thanking everyone for their kind and invisible DMs about her RIDICULOUS photo from this morning perching behind the pink roses when a MAN told her how amazing she looked. I expect they are all thanking her for making them feel more like themSELF from looking at a nearly nude pic of a very KIND middle-aged lady. Spreading the love to help all women Liz, one thirst shot at a time!

 

[coastkez]

So… let me get this straight

Is this Liz, naked hiding behind some shrubs.. saying a ‘man just left’

Is this a ( pretend) post coital selfie ?

Just more parent expert behaviour on the World Wide Web in a completely open account

Not at all embarrassing for the kids. Not at all desperate and attention seeking

Not at all weird for your primary schools ‘governor ’ to post ‘post shag’ selfies .

If a man did a nude selfie implying he had just shagged and put it online would it be appropriate as a local infant school governor or would eyebrows be raised?

Governor for community and safeguarding no less!

 

[nobotoxta]

Why is she putting more running photos up? They were boring as tit the first time. Ohhhh. A reminder that SHE'S NEARLY 50 WITH 4 KIDS, because we had no idea.

I have another MAN story. I'm sitting in my car waiting for a MAN to come out of the supermarket with shopping. He just called me from inside to ask which hot chocolate I wanted today

I nearly cried. ME, A NEARLY 60 YEAR OLD MOTHER OF 3 being asked such a deep and beautiful question. My top just fell off in joy.

 

[Replyingnow]

Why is she putting more running photos up? They were boring as tit the first time. Ohhhh. A reminder that SHE'S NEARLY 50 WITH 4 KIDS, because we had no idea.

I have another MAN story. I'm sitting in my car waiting for a MAN to come out of the supermarket with shopping. He just called me from inside to ask which hot chocolate I wanted today

I nearly cried. ME, A NEARLY 60 YEAR OLD MOTHER OF 3 being asked such a deep and beautiful question. My top just fell off in joy.

Is being nearly 50 significant? I’m starting to think I should be thinking something, but I’ve mo idea what.

 

[nobotoxta]

Of course it's signifocant!! She needs to remind everyone of her age because NO-ONE CAN BELIEVE IT!

 

[Needham]

I think the running shots (reposted for the millionth time) are to dilute the stupid naked- behind-the-flowers shot. I expect she’d like to erase that photo but is too proud to do so given the comments on here - doesn’t want to lose face.

 

[Ginnyreturns]

Coming late to this because I've been out in Guildford and just came home after receiving a lot of attention from a gorgeous MAN who punched my ticket...not a euphemism...and gave ME, a 57-year-old woman, lots of special advice about where to change trains and as I was getting off the train he said 'mind how you go, luv" and I nearly died of joy, so, emboldened by that I went to the garden centre, bought some roses and did a nude porn-style selfie by the pool when I got home.

 

[Marstonroadmrs]

She gets more desperate by the hour.

 

[nobotoxta]

Totally trying to wind us up now. How sad.

 

[Needham]

Oh look, here she is again - that’s more like it

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Thunder thighs strikes again. And again and again and again and again. And…..again.

And again.

 

[intriguedbythis]

I can’t even begin to imagine how attention seeking LF is In person, if as a mother of four, parental expert, ‘domestic abuse ambassador’ she’s happy to put naked photos and imply it’s post coital online.

Apart from the extreme embarrassment that can cause her teenage son ( the one she dumped as a kid) the bizarre embarrassing spectacle it is for an infant school governor to do … I would also say it’s deeply unwise from a ‘domestic abuse ambassador’ aspect..

All those ladies she encouraged, literally, to follow her for advice support etc. real life abuse victims…. Do we reckon it’s a good thing for those vulnerable women to emulate?

We are not in the 70s anymore Liz. It’s not a statement to be nude. I love naked women, don’t have a problem at all to see any female form online ( although my personal preference is more womanly). But in this particular circumstance … I don’t think considering those self appointed roles make it wise.

I also- should I want to see a female form… would prefer to see it for example art, in a movie I have chosen to watch etc… I guess we could argue that instagram is a ‘light’ viewing place for most, friends, travel, food etc… why does Liz want to hide behind a bush naked on social media… just randomly. Does she not see it’s a clear demand for attention

none of us are remotely offended or shocked by nudity Liz.. we are shocked by your weird social media activity that doesn’t seem to follow any online safety guideline and the fact it’s completely at odds with your important ‘work’.

 

[Needham]

I think she’s so fucked up about losing attention from men, about her age, about validation, being attractive, being envied, being impressive, being ‘better than’ - you name it - that she does not give a damn what she lends her name to in the public domain (DV, school governor, MH). Her primary objective is to be SEEN. Her posts are increasingly embarrassing - calling herself ‘hot’ with ‘I don’t care, I LOVE MY BODY’. I expect most women sit in bed laughing out loud reading Liz’s posts to their boyfriends incredulously the way I used to do. She’s just a fool.

 

[Marstonroadmrs]

Her daughter goes to school today not knowing that the parents of her peer group are concerned for her wellbeing.

Knowing while Scout is in the care of her mother, her MOTHER is more focused on posting her next soft porn photo in the public domain.

Teachers, parents, governors, children (assuming there are other parents with a laissez-faire attitude to internet security) will have seen her crotch-shot. This is exactly the point of that photo. Titillation. Just post legs if not.

Scout might even see these photos. Does Liz have security of her phone? What happens if Scout emulates her mother? Posting similar photos? We know she takes photos of her mother to order.

Her poor son. His friends must comment on his MILF.

Her two adult daughter, in new careers, hoping their employers don’t find out their mum is a total online shower of desperation.

Why Mike lets this persist is beyond me. This is just what we see.

Overt sexuality in the home is child abuse.

What else goes on in that house up the road from me and Scout’s school?

 

[Ginnyreturns]

I find her really frustrating because normally I support other women and their body-positivity - that's my preferred way of being. But she makes it impossible to feel supportive or kind because she's just not very considerate of other people, is she? 99 times out of 100 her posts are about her. Not about other lovely people, not about those who might be struggling or situations in the world which deserve our thought and empathy. Nope. It's the Liz show and it's getting ridiculous now, to the point where she is a caricature of herself. Also if she is trying to impress with her 'career' then really, the sort of shots she's putting up should be nowhere near her professional social media sites.
It's so massively ironic that the people she chooses to describe as 'trolls' on here, have more compassion, intelligence, life experience and sensitivity in their little fingers than she does.