'We' are pregnant. No, you are both going to be parents but only the female is pregnant.
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When people give you pics of their family or a school pic of their kids in a frame. It's literally assuming that you'll put the pic up in your house 
Hand sanitiser bottles with unfathomable caps. Threw one away as it was annoying me so much!
People parking on the payment. Literally just had a row with ātom the carpenterā about this. Which ended in him calling me a silly cow and me mouthing off about the patriarchy and that Iām going to find him on line and leave a poor review on āevery platformā I said the last bit about three times and took my time on each syllable āev-er-y plat-formā To be fair I am only 43 so have plenty of time to grow up 
Iāve only read a few pages and Iām sorry to say that I am the person that sometimes calls my dog my furbaby and I also sign greetings cards from her (if the recipient knows my dog!) - sorry!
My list:
The sound of people eating. Unfortunately, my bf is a noisy eater so at every meal time I hate him!
People that think lockdown doesnāt apply to them.
The toilet roll being the wrong way
Self-checkouts
People who ācheck inā to A&E on Facebook
The bedsheet pinging off on one corner in the night
Really weak hand dryers in public toilets
Randoms that think they can tell me how to do my job
Being on hold and having to listen to music on a loop
Blackout blinds that never fully blackout
I could go on
My list:
The sound of people eating. Unfortunately, my bf is a noisy eater so at every meal time I hate him!
People that think lockdown doesnāt apply to them.
The toilet roll being the wrong way
Self-checkouts
People who ācheck inā to A&E on Facebook
The bedsheet pinging off on one corner in the night
Really weak hand dryers in public toilets
Randoms that think they can tell me how to do my job
Being on hold and having to listen to music on a loop
Blackout blinds that never fully blackout
I could go on
Slow walkers.
Heavy breathers.
Noisy eaters.
People tapping their hands/feet.
People that donāt know the difference between their, there and theyāre.
Heavy breathers.
Noisy eaters.
People tapping their hands/feet.
People that donāt know the difference between their, there and theyāre.
People who come out of public toilets and don't wash their hands! 
Yuck!
People who cut me off in mid sentence! Rude!
People who don't like animals - No soul
Coat hangers! Hate those bloody things! So fidley!
Back stabbers- get your crap off your chest with a person and move on!
People with no manners
Liars
I could go on all night!
Yuck!People who cut me off in mid sentence! Rude!
People who don't like animals - No soul
Coat hangers! Hate those bloody things! So fidley!
Back stabbers- get your crap off your chest with a person and move on!
People with no manners
Liars
I could go on all night!
All these, and also people who don't know the difference between your and you're.
People who allow their dogs to excessively bark in their gardens and donāt do anything to stop them. The moment mine bark, they come inside
And the keyboard tapping noise. I always have to take it off my own phone.There is absolutely no need to have your phone on loud. Constantly pinging. When your phone is under your nose 24/7.
Drives me insane
My other half is grating on me alot, hes a noisy eater 
Never puts empty packets/rubbish in the bin (just leaves in on the table.
Goes for a crap 5 mins after i clean the toilet.
Leaves lids off things/doesnt close lids. JUST PUT IT BACK HOW YOU FECKING FOUND IT!
Argues or answers back everytime i ask him to do a simple task such as hoover.
People ignoring me when i tell them one of my dogs is nervous of strangers and they try and stroke her anyway
When people stand in the supermarket blocking the isle with a horizontal trollet and then look at you like tit when you politely ask them to move.
Never puts empty packets/rubbish in the bin (just leaves in on the table.
Goes for a crap 5 mins after i clean the toilet.
Leaves lids off things/doesnt close lids. JUST PUT IT BACK HOW YOU FECKING FOUND IT!
Argues or answers back everytime i ask him to do a simple task such as hoover.
People ignoring me when i tell them one of my dogs is nervous of strangers and they try and stroke her anyway
When people stand in the supermarket blocking the isle with a horizontal trollet and then look at you like tit when you politely ask them to move.
You a gebril fan like me I've got two my other half thinks I'm nuts for liking creatures like that. He doesnt find them loving etc. I get love out them they also come out their house to me when the hear me and even try to clean me. They wont even come near him probably because he hasnt earnt trust.this only annoys me as they dont do ones from Gerbils
hello fellow gerbil fan ..we rescued 2 from being owl food (long story) when we first got married, then recently my daughter got 2 as pets. they are the most funny intelligent little things...our two kept us amused with their antics . sadly the last of the pair died 2 weeks ago. she was 4 so she'd lived to a good age.
we will get some more once lockdown is over..feels lonely without them x
You gave them a good life x I take their cage out on sunny days let them have fresh air while I read a book, they always know when its treat time and they always expect some cardboard or something to do before I go bed. Their first xmas I got a massive cardboard box and put all cardboard and christmas wrap in (took all cell tape etc of took ages) and just put them in a few hours a day for a week they really enjoyed it
when thereās plenty of time to pull out of a junction but the car coming speeds up your arse to indicate that youāve cut them up. Mate, just cos your wife doesnāt let you do her up the arse donāt mean you can get up mine.
When itās Xmas morning and someone puts on Facebook āanyone know any cheap plumbers that can come outā
1. Plumbers donāt come cheap
2. Itās xmas morning, what you think?
Set it to share hun. āHow do I do that hun?
the three dots and set it to publicā gets me every time.
āstolen out of my garden. please share, make it too hot to handleā Itās a bleeping football Karen love.
when a young girl does to Ibiza for first time then posts pics of her staring into the sunset for next 6 month with the caption ātake me backā
The whole holiday cost Ā£200 love. Just go bleeping back
When itās Xmas morning and someone puts on Facebook āanyone know any cheap plumbers that can come outā
1. Plumbers donāt come cheap
2. Itās xmas morning, what you think?
Set it to share hun. āHow do I do that hun?
the three dots and set it to publicā gets me every time.
āstolen out of my garden. please share, make it too hot to handleā Itās a bleeping football Karen love.
when a young girl does to Ibiza for first time then posts pics of her staring into the sunset for next 6 month with the caption ātake me backā
The whole holiday cost Ā£200 love. Just go bleeping back
I love foxes but I just wish they would stop crapping on my land, found some this morning on my driveway.
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