Those Posts on Facebook that say.".i bet this wont get one like"
OMG 100% this.Me thinks.
I’d actually say husbands in general tbhMy husband not grasping that supermarkets are not fully stocked and it’s not a case of what you want but what’s available to buy.
This morning, while eating his boiled eggs in his special double egg cup, he asked me to buy him “ one of those things that cuts the top off your eggs” when I went shopping this afternoon.
I didn't know those people existed until literally just now but they already annoy me. WHY?Equally, people who put their toasters in the cupboard
Even Mrs Hinch doesn’t take tidying that farI didn't know those people existed until literally just now but they already annoy me. WHY?
I keep my ketchup in the fridge and my toaster in the cupboard!People who don’t follow the storage instructions on food, like not putting opened ketchup in the fridge
Equally, people who put their toasters in the cupboard
Some people just want to watch the world burnI keep my ketchup in the fridge and my toaster in the cupboard!
We don’t use it that often tbh and I take it out of the cupboard to use it!Some people just want to watch the world burn
Fair enough on the toaster frontWe don’t use it that often tbh and I take it out of the cupboard to use it!
Also, small kitchen and not much worktop.
Snap!We don’t use it that often tbh and I take it out of the cupboard to use it!
Also, small kitchen and not much worktop.
I think I love youInstamums.
Instamums with the stupid letter boards like “busy day send coffee”
Instamums who say “you got this mama”
Instamums where every post is #normalisebreastfeeding.
ALL. OF. IT.
Sorry if it’s crass but the way you’ve put that bit in bold is so bleeping funny, it’s really tickled me.Thank you.I had the weirdest few years in Facebook...well first I should say what I find irrirating,you post a detailed response to a freind and get a "yup" or cool...or lol...this woman friended me over a mutal love of animals,she was so boring and dry never more than a line at a time and mostly one word...yet she would ask questions that needed a detailed response from me...a poor thing to do but I blocked her in the end...she had been blocked by three others too,also over gifted which im guessing made them feel awkward,she would knit a blanket or sweater at the drop of a hat.I actually started to wonder if she only had one hand or something so typing was a problem...but no wasnt that...she would be there the second I logged on too,has anyone else had this?
Wifey, just as annoying.To be honest, the term ‘hubby’ makes my skin crawl but I am highly irritable....