I am always surprised when people say they have left over pizza. I have eaten an 18 inch myself (when I was younger) and still not felt full.
Before anyone asks I don't have a big belly, the biggest my waist has been is 32".
I love pizza, I've said it before, but even bad pizza is better than no pizza.I can only ever manage one slice and I'm a fat bugger.
I feel like this about people (slim) who waltz off to the fish & chip shop when they fancy it. Must be so nice to be able to eat stuff like that without gaining weight the following day.People who can polish off pizza and still be 32” or less around the waist.
Or knickers riding up your crack in the busiest of places. I'm sure the other people in the chilled aisle of Tesco, dont mind me de-wedging before I pick up my meat.Itchy nipples.
There is no way to scratch them without either looking like a twat rubbing it with your forearm, or feeling like you'll rip a nipple off with your nail
Oh I hate this! I go on Amazon to see what a (probably overhyped) book is about, and have to scroll miles down through a load of reviews from celebrities whose opinions on fiction I don’t give a shiny shite about.That newer books don't seem to have blurbs. Just a load of glowing reviews.
Hahahaha!! I've asked my husband to stand behind me so I can get a wedgey out - dont rush in calling me lady like and romanticOr knickers riding up your crack in the busiest of places. I'm sure the other people in the chilled aisle of Tesco, dont mind me de-wedging before I pick up my meat.
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