Little things in life that annoy you immensely #8

[Al Fresco]

I used to go out, constantly worried I might have left something on, or forgotten to lock the door.

Then I read something, where a guy suggested that you talk to yourself - out loud - and say, "I am locking the door" or "I am turning the iron off". By verbalising it, you know that you definitely did it. It sounds balmy but really does work!

In my case it would be “I’m now forgetting everything I’ve just said” and then I’ll convince myself it was yesterday.

 

[bubbadabut]

The naming of storms. Just tell me if there's one coming. I don't care if it's a he or a she or what letter of the alphabet it begins with.

 

[weeweegie]

My husband making pancakes on Saturday and getting batter over the cooker and it is now Wednesday and it’s still there and like concrete despite assuring me he would clean it on Saturday! I have been cleaning round it all week and refuse to touch it

 

[JOHN1967]

My husband making pancakes on Saturday and getting batter over the cooker and it is now Wednesday and it’s still there and like concrete despite assuring me he would clean it on Saturday! I have been cleaning round it all week and refuse to touch it

Might as well clean it. You know deep down that he's not going to do it.

 

[weeweegie]

Might as well clean it. You know deep down that he's not going to do it.

I’ll be dead and buried and it’ll still be there John.

 

[SpindleWhorl]

Neighbours not keeping their recycling boxes indoors when there's an amber weather warning for wind. I can still hear them clattering up and down the road and hitting cars

 

[Radio Star]

When people share feed posts to Instagram Stories. Just why.

 

[trancejunkie]

My husband making pancakes on Saturday and getting batter over the cooker and it is now Wednesday and it’s still there and like concrete despite assuring me he would clean it on Saturday! I have been cleaning round it all week and refuse to touch it

Change the locks. Problem solved.

 

[bubbadabut]

People trying to cut through traffic to cross the road when there's a pedestrian crossing approximately 10 metres away from them.

 

[Melian]

Having a hospital appointment at 3.30p and leaving 3 hours later.

I'm undiagnosed so had to have several tests done and there was a lot of waiting around.

 

[SpindleWhorl]

When you go down on a guy and it smells like the fish counter at Morrison's

 

[Hastaggifted]

When you go down on a guy and it smells like the fish counter at Morrison's

Omg nooo please tell me you didn't go through with it!!!

 

[SpindleWhorl]

Omg nooo please tell me you didn't go through with it!!!

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and think of England to avoid a very awkward situation

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and think of England to avoid a very awkward situation

Thoughts and prayers

 

[Ruby’s mum]

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and think of England to avoid a very awkward situation

No you don’t.

 

[NotDumbNotBlonde]

getting my young daughter dressed for school and getting her school tights on. Drives me mad!

Would she prefer socks? I remember this struggle with my mother. I felt, and still feel as an adult, that tights were strangling me.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Would she prefer socks? I remember this struggle with my mother. I felt, and still feel as an adult, that tights were strangling me.

My 6 yr old daughter says the same about tights. We do knee high socks now.

 

[sheleg]

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and think of England to avoid a very awkward situation

you absolutely don’t, sis.

 

[Piff paff puff]

"Women and girls" erm....that'd be Females?

 

[WilmaHun]

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and think of England to avoid a very awkward situation

I'd rather an awkward situation than a stinky penis in my gob