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‘Lisa will weep when she can’t sell sleep to the sheep’
‘Lisa will weep when she can’t sell sleep to the sheep’
Lisa My_solo_journey_to_mom #13 Lazy Lisa has a strop - "I've worked so hard for all I've got"...
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Was she not raving about a Tommee tippee electric snot sucker at the start of the year?
I can just see her now, sitting on the couch phone in one hand, swinging out of the 2L bottle with the other, finishing it-tying the cap and then throwing it on the floor for the twins to play with because she’s not bothered to bring it to the bin.
Fab but way too long, 12-14 words is all that will fit
That one should fit perfectly
This would make a great thread titleGirls starting to walk but the skirting board is continuing to crawl
It turns mine too but when you see they get a little relief from it it’s worth it.. a lot of things turn my stomach that I have to turn a blind eye too since becoming a parent
No #gift(ed) to be seen on her Christmas sign or cards stories
I reported them.duck her
I can deal with all bodily fluids but I’m a total wimp when it comes to snots. My poor child. I keep his nose clean but am near to retching every time I wipe it of he has a coldIt turns mine too but when you see they get a little relief from it it’s worth it.. a lot of things turn my stomach that I have to turn a blind eye too since becoming a parent
And the rest of yourselves while ur at it she always looks greasyHonestly if fingers could burst hers would be up there. The bleeding size of her fingers I can't cope
It’s cleaning the ear wax for me 🫣I can deal with all bodily fluids but I’m a total wimp when it comes to snots. My poor child. I keep his nose clean but am near to retching every time I wipe it of he has a cold
I'm the exact same, empty reaching cleaning their snots. Sick just typing thatI can deal with all bodily fluids but I’m a total wimp when it comes to snots. My poor child. I keep his nose clean but am near to retching every time I wipe it of he has a cold
all the rotten bodily fluids I've dealt with through work don't hold a candle to snots!!
It’s ear wax that gets me, I can cope with snot but ear wax makes me gagI'm the exact same, empty reaching cleaning their snots. Sick just typing that
I never knew ear wax was a trigger for people.. if I see the kids have ear wax I can't wait to go at it
I’ve one kid with a really waxy ear. No issues with it & Docs are happy but randomly it’s quite visible outside of his ear & I need to gently take the excess off with a wipe. It gets me every time. I deal better with stomach bugs.I never knew ear wax was a trigger for people.. if I see the kids have ear wax I can't wait to go at it
No wonder she volunteered to drive de brudder yesterday. She was gone for hours.
It’s roughly an hours drive each way & she waited around for over 5 hours. Her poor mother having the girls dumped on her again
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Anyone any guesses for what she’ll call her new ‘company’?
She loves acting like bringing de brudder was an inconvenience and she was being helpful when in reality it was an excuse to dump the girls again and feck off for a few hours
Lisa’s ‘Ye better make it worth me while’ sleep course! Get the sleeping done with no fun but remember what works for one.. Guaranteed no money backAnyone any guesses for what she’ll call her new ‘company’?
It has to be Sleepy LisaAnyone any guesses for what she’ll call her new ‘company’?
Sleepy cunty wuntys not so gentle sleep coaching 
I'd say d brudder would have preferred to listen to the shite she had on than listen to the diarrhoea that comes out of her mouth
I'd say d brudder would have preferred to listen to the shite she had on than listen to the diarrhoea that comes out of her mouthNot long to go now. She'll probably need a secretary for all the bookings at Lazy Lisa's Snoozy Woozy HQ
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