Lisa My_solo_journey_to_mom #13 Lazy Lisa has a strop - "I've worked so hard for all I've got"...

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Last month I was sick, at the same time grieving for my friend that had literally just died. I was afraid to ask for help. I’m very close with my mother, she is besotted with her grandson and a great help; I was still afraid to ask for help. She text and said ‘I’ll be over in the morning to get him for a few hours’.
She then told me don’t be afraid to ask me for help!
It took grief and the worst flu in years for me, who’s near the same age as Lisa to ask for help and here’s this wan, her babies awake for a few hours and she can’t fuckin cope!!!
I would only have done that in an emergency tbh, or in the newborn days when you really do need lots of help!
She boils my blood the absolute cheek of her!!!
 
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She’s a stupid c.u.n.t. she’s actually advertising herself as a soon to be sleep coach and she runs to mama laughable Lisa
 
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I'm doing a course to help others. But I cant help myself. Ok. Maybe she should do a marketing course while she's at it.
 
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Even in my worst days of newborn haze I never woke my mother at that hour to help. She claims she never even heard the baby during the night- I was terrified he’d wake her when we were staying with my folks!
I’d looove to know what the family make of Lisa. What they make of her stealing their parents’ golden years and their home.
 
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God Forbid she'd have a night of co-sleeping and give the girls some comfort, sure that would be bad habits, instead we'll all just wake our mammies to help, that's a much better option
 
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I've not commented in a long time, she generally bores me.
But how can she want to "specialise" in multiple sleep training when she's waking her Mam up? Defeats the object
Hey Lisa, my 13month old twins still share a cot, often wake another up, also they wake my 9yo in the next room as we're in a TINY 2 bed house, I don't live with my Mam so when all 3 of them wake at 4am I just crack on, I don't wake someone else up because its stressful
She'll never live alone this one.
 
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She's an overgrown baby herself. Just take them both into bed with you Lisa! . What's this over and back shit. I often slept with both twins in the bed with me if they were sick or crsnky, anything to get rest. Waking my mother wasn't an option, cos surprisingly she didn't live with me!!
 
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Oh my god I can't believe she woke dmudder to help! Just put them in the bed for Jesus sake. My oldest co slept with me until she was about one, and now at two she sleeps the night and loves going to her own room. Contrary to what Lisa thinks you can't spoil a baby by taking them out of the cot. And you can't train them to sleep. When they are ready to they will
 
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God Forbid she'd have a night of co-sleeping and give the girls some comfort, sure that would be bad habits, instead we'll all just wake our mammies to help, that's a much better option
God no, I wouldn't encourage for the twins to co-sleep with Lisa, she would flatten them
 
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She's basically killed her 'business' before it's even started with that post. I also believe the messages she gets from her followers are actually from her private account that she sends herself cos there's no way anyone who follows her looks at her as a shining example of reality. She's no one to blame but herself. She CHOSE to implant TWO embryos without consulting her family and now she expects them to pick up the slack when she can't manage. She's a disgrace and if she doesn't get a handle on her ever expanding waistline she won't be able to look after those girls within a year.
 
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She’s a stupid c.u.n.t. she’s actually advertising herself as a soon to be sleep coach and she runs to mama laughable Lisa
Absolutely!! I was saying it before she had a good run of it at the beginning, the girls slept like clockwork, and she thought she was really some sort of expert with her smugness of them in a cave sleeping the majority of the day, she should have waited until at least they passed the terrible 2's.....and see then If a gentle sleep course was right career for her then
 
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Going to be a sleep coach but doesn’t even have the patience to get her own babies to sleep.

Literally every time they go out of her regimental routine she has an actual meltdown and gets her mother in.

The girls are so lucky their nanny is there because god knows what Lisa would do if she was actually solo!
 
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So far lisa will be recommending if ur child is not settling down when you put them to bed please do the following; 1) ask mammy for help and you take a hot shower 2) ask mammy for help and you drive to dunnes to get out of the house for a breather, 3) ask mammy and you go get a Chinese, 4) ask mammy and sit a Railway gates listening to audiobooks, 5) ask mammy and go out for well deserved drinks, 6) ask mammy and book into a hotel and 7) ask Mammy so you don’t have pause the Film So you don’t miss anything, 8) ask mammy so you stay on the couch and film her on the baby monitor and the fail proof one 9) just wake mammy for help. That will be €200 please.
Did I miss anything??
 
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Imagion paying this wan for advise your alone partner may be on night work and she says wake your mudder
I really hope she's on a career break and can go back to work in the hospital because this new venture ain't going to work .
Mortified for her can you imagion the like of Lucy Wolfe comeing on saying she woke her mudder to help settle the children lol
I'd say the mudder the father and brother were awake anyway with 2 screaming babys.
 
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Poor de mudder, she is like a young teenage mother, that can’t handle it
 
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She is a GIGANTIC prick !! How can she and everyone around her not see the irony in her pursuing this sleep shite and having to wake her own mother to help her with them both !? Ah here, ya couldn’t make it up she’s an absolute simpleton
 
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Like is she trying to show that right now she can’t do twins on her own, but by Christmas, because of the course she’s now an expert and she doesn’t need to wake her mam … therefore she’s the one you need to call and pay in a crisis? Is that what she’s at?

Also the country in her drives me insane “for a finish”
 
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