Lisa Jordan #5

[Lulumarie84]

Dear God the state of the clothes in her grid post. That 1st blue dress is awful. Another collection of tack, well done.

The blue dress is horrific

 

[Ailte]

I never understood the whole being a brand ambassador for brands such as Audi.....like no matter how many photos or prancing around she does with one, 90% of her followers probably couldn't afford one. Like I don't look and think "oh Lisa Jordan has a lovely Audi, must go get one myself" like you'd do if she showed some affordable makeup/perfume/jewelry...

Absolutely

 

[PandoraSkye]

Ooooh noooo that "top"/ pretzel shaped belt looks horrendous..

Surely she could not be comfortable..

 

[focusdochas]

I found the palette had terrible pigmentation, the lipgloss didn’t stay on wouldn’t repurchase anything.

 

[MrsGahan]

Where else would you order food for a kids bday party

 

[dddddddddddd]

So is her shite actually gonna be in all the shops ?

 

[focusdochas]

She 35/36, I gave up drinking about 10 years ago. But I don’t really go out anyway so it hasn’t impacted my social life. I know plenty who have to give up in season anyway, it’s not unusual to have at least two non drinkers in a group.

 

[Snazzy]

She really ages herself something terrible with the make up troweled on tonight. Jesus I still can't believe she is still in her 30s. She really looks mid 40s.

I thought the same, totally aged her tonight

Looked like white paper to me. So is she opening a shop or is it an ad for her products? It looked like an 80’s ad for Kellogg’s or something nostalgic like that.

If it’s just an add - How many times will it be shown ?? It’s hardly going on TV

 

[Puuurple]

Maybe a McWilliams sailing bag

She had this herself when she was in college of comm

 

[cecedoon]

I get not wanting to share her married name, even though we have all figured it out but I hope the name stickers of “Pearl Blake” aren’t actually used for anything the teacher gathers as her last name needs to be added.

I thought Blake was her surname. Why is her second name added to everything? Does she call the child Pearl-Blake, I’ve only heard her referred to as Pearl.

 

[BadaboomBadabing]

See pearl has a pair childrens golden goose on her matching hers. Surprised she’s not trying to #af them like she does everything else! Completely out of touch

 

[focusdochas]

Wonder what supplement she will be plugging as a ‘miracle cure’ in a few days, everything is curated now with them.

 

[notsodumbblonde]

You’d have to laugh at the fake hype she’s making about the airbrush, queues out the door my hole

is there anymore of them glamour shots circulating need to see them

Google image search ‘Lisa Marie Jordan Soccer AM’. You can thank me later!

 

[greyzone]

That dress did her no favours on top

No favours at all, I’d say very skinny but not a fantastic figure

 

[Tequila Mockingbird]

We’re not even allowed hear his voice. He was shhhhhsed to fuck on that FaceTime call

 

[focusdochas]

Don’t think she is doing a pop up shop in the city. I walked past it today and it’s done as a giant window display ad. Walk a few hundred meters up the road and Dunnes has all the stuff along with all the other influencer beauty sets just inside the door.

 

[dddddddddddd]

AJ is very cute! She doesn’t usually show him does she

 

[ahtisyourself]

The mother seems fairly well off

 

[Gifted!]

Is it in Boots? Couldn’t see any yesterday

I don’t think they stock any of her products

 

[Herefortea135]

20% off all her products in my local pharmacy tomorrow - last year there was a wait list

What pharmacy is this and is it online lol my sister wants a set but don’t wanna pay full price haha