Lily Pebbles #48 She's the Benjamin Button of density 🐌

[martaS]

Welcome to the new Lily thread, with its cleverly creative title inspired by @Sibyl Vane's post

Lily started the year strong with a little reminder why she was the real deal in this ever-changing world of professional influencing...

She went on a brand trip to Berlin with Uniqlo and decided to share her thoughts about historic cities with us in a vlog (summary kindly provided by @Eileen_2019 )

Wore this outfit to a gifted/"work" Christmas do.
It offended ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE on the thread, and beyond.

NO WORDS lads.

Gave a number of Tattlers a heart attack by posting this picture of a grazing board where unsmashed avocado mingled with cupcakes, and cucumbers were caressing marshmallows.

Made Georgia, her poor videographer, follow her around Selfridges, as she had her brows threaded while speaking to a bewhiskered microphone which she held in her hand for absolutely no reason.

Reminded us for the 16611717th time how much she hated tagging ADs properly.

It's been quite a ride. I feel like I have done a day's work in this recap, please excuse me while I go and lie down; feel free to add more to this if you fancy.

And, to honour @kale-supremacist's request - yes babes, of course we can always have a snail emoji in Lily's thread titles.

 

[kale-supremacist]

YES LILY'S SNAIL IS BACK THANK YOU !!

I actually think she'll get botox and pretend she doesn't, and that's just how her family age.

 

[martaS]

YES LILY'S SNAIL IS BACK THANK YOU !!

I actually think she'll get botox and pretend she doesn't, and that's just how her family age.

OMG, too late to edit.

How did I not think of that option?

 

[Sibyl Vane]

YES LILY'S SNAIL IS BACK THANK YOU !!

I actually think she'll get botox and pretend she doesn't, and that's just how her family age.

I believe Rich sleeps in the garden and uses the Peloton like a maniac yet isn't allowed to shower (too messy for Ghoulily, besides he is entitled access to the downstairs loo), which contributes to his vintage worn out appearance.

 

[icannoteven]

her fave thing to say today is
“I never know….”

Along with “nobody told me…”

that’s DENSE POOBS in a nutshell.

 

[ANiceEgg]

Well, in that case, Lily, I think “Stale wraps” is your new content pillar, congrats

 

[Sibyl Vane]

Ever since this horrid nail art trend arrived, I just knew it would suit Manky Peddles.
Your nails aren't camera ready, more like minging looking? No worries, hide it!
Besides, she can skip a week or two, since regrowth isn't the main issue here. Scrooge friendly mani!

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

That is the worst grazing platter I have ever seen. I'm happy with beige party food, but I honestly don't know what I'd eat! I wouldn't want all that icing and to eat the bagel & avocado you'd have to have suitable knives and spoons.

 

[janedowe]

I was horrified by the grazing platter the first time, but I think the avocado distracted me from this monstrosity… a supermarket rice cake snack bar dipped in what can only be described as mould coloured icing, that seems to have spread it spores around it. Mmmmm!

 

[Violetroselily]

Covent Garden. Groundbreaking 🥲

Also how do you get the morning off from doing duck all

 

[icannoteven]

Covent Garden. Groundbreaking 🥲

Also how do you get the morning off from doing duck all

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she is 100% being a troll right now

 

[Eat My Shorts]

Covent Garden. Groundbreaking 🥲

Also how do you get the morning off from doing duck all

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Come here to say the same. I don’t really know what to say about the whole thing. To each their own I guess but wtf??!!

 

[Eileen_2019]

'Rich gave me the morning off'.
First of all, he's not your boss. Second, your family isn't a job, they are your kids, your family, your joint responsibility. I honestly do not understand how or why they constantly divide this so strictly. Why can't they both take care of the kids together? I don't know any other couple who does this the way they do, like they are divorced parents. It's bizarre.

 

[Eat My Shorts]

'Rich gave me the morning off'.
First of all, he's not your boss. Second, your family isn't a job, they are your kids, your family, your joint responsibility. I honestly do not understand how or why they constantly divide this so strictly. Why can't they both take care of the kids together? I don't know any other couple who does this the way they do, like they are divorced parents. It's bizarre.

Absolutely this. Nothing she does is “normal”.

 

[ccocopops_16]

Covent Garden. Groundbreaking 🥲

Also how do you get the morning off from doing duck all

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what a loser, seriously. Enough with these idiotic, dreary captions about her nothing burger of a life

I agree that it’s super weird to say that Rich gave her the morning off.
And all she could think to do is go to Covent Garden? And get socks?

 

[londongirl2001]

Rich gave her the morning off = the poor man threw her out of the house so she’d stop pestering him

Her latest TikTok is another sad evidence of „I have no content“. She found a month old jar in her fridge and tries its content for the camera. Riveting.

 

[Caesar44BC]

I agree: it's so weird they divide it like this. It's also so weird that rich gives lily the day off... I mean isn't he the one with an actual job? Once lily has dropped the kids off at school she has the day off anyway.

And I can't imagine having a morning for yourself and not knowing what to do? Read a book, make a walk through a historic city (because reading the first post on this thread I remember she really has an eye for that), visit an exhibition, watch some TV,... Man my list is endless and I don't even have kids

 

[Eileen_2019]

Not sure where Lily normally goes, but my husband was watching this video of the shocking amount of boarded up shops in Covent Garden.
You never hear her about that, funny isn't it...?

 

[londongirl2001]

I agree: it's so weird they divide it like this. It's also so weird that rich gives lily the day off... I mean isn't he the one with an actual job? Once lily has dropped the kids off at school she has the day off anyway.

Also, it’s Saturday. Lily and Rich refer to parenting as working in shifts and that’s why she says he gave her the morning off ‍ She doesn’t have to deal with the kids. So basically, yeah, a normal week day for Lily. And she spends it going to Covent Garden on a Saturday.

 

[Eileen_2019]

Also, it’s Saturday. Lily and Rich refer to parenting as working in shifts and that’s why she says he gave her the morning off ‍ She doesn’t have to deal with the kids. So basically, yeah, a normal week day for Lily. And she spends it going to Covent Garden on a Saturday.

She makes London look and sound so boring.