Lily Pebbles #47 A slime trail of lame 🐌

Will Lily nail the school run this school year?

  • Heck no - she is trying too hard! 🫣

    Votes: 55 33.3%

  • Maybe - if she stops overthinking, takes it easy and talks to the other parents

    Votes: 22 13.3%

  • Yes - in a parallel universe where she finds the perfect travelmug

    Votes: 88 53.3%
  • Total voters
    165
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martaS

Thread title courtesy of our lovely @ANiceEgg - well done babes. Inspired by Lilian posting this picture, which definitely didn't depict snail trails



Previous thread here lads:

Lily Pebbles #46 Rich is her live-in au pair.

Couldn't find a thread suggestion so went with the most liked post by @OrangeDuvet - apologies if I've missed anyone's suggestion! Lily is BACK from her social media 'break' even though she was caught lurking on M&S' account. Keep trying Lily. If anyone wants to re-cap, feel free 🙂
tattle.life

If someone fancies adding a TL;DR, please be my guest
 
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Eileen_2019

Oh yes, the snail trail.... She's beyond stupid, isn't she? Never seen a chalk drawing? Maybe she never got to use any.... Poor Lily.
 
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123harry456

Anyone else surprised we haven't been hit with a variety of ad/affiliated travel mugs yet
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peppin

fidgetjo said:
She’ll be building her ‘travel mug edit’ as we speak.
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she'll post it just in time for christmas affiliate links "the perrrrfect travel mug would make a great christmas present, that's why i made you the ultimate christmas present guide! not that i get something out of it, it's just a friendly gesture from your friendly influencer busy london mum "
 
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viggle



You’re literally in the hairdresser’s, Lily! FFS, just ask the professional for tips!
 
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ANiceEgg

Very kind of you! The words were first said by @consumerism makes u free so they need credit, really!

Lily Pebbles #46 Rich is her live-in au pair.

An The mat has a plain back, but still... I think the idea is to take this with you when going out for a meal, but many kid friendly places already provide for that. So you're saying that one side is Lily while the other one is Anna..?
tattle.life
 
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martaS

Ahhh my bad, had to scroll through a few posts to get to the one which was a title suggestion with the most votes, and managed to miss that you were quoting @consumerism makes u free's earlier post. Thank you both for the excellent joint-effort suggestion (can't edit my original post at this point, sozz!)
 
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Sarah123456789

Oh god she’s yet another sheep at that sodding hairdresser overpriced and shit cuts the reviews say!
 
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peppin

so instead of damaging her hair by straightening it she will damage it by blow drying it until it's straight?
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The Yoko Ono of GY said:
Not sure, hair as curly as hers can be tamed through hair drying. Is this even possible?
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The hair won't be 100% straight but it's definitely possible to get rid of her curls using a blow dryer. The problem is that it's way more time consuming and, in the end, exactly as damaging as using a straightener because a) lily's hair is fucking damaged already, the solution is to lay off all heat, not just use a different kind of heat (after seeing some of her latest pic, only a huge chop would save her imo) b) it won't hold up for days, so she would have to do every other day/every 2 dahs which defeats the purpose of letting her hair breathe c) it would take around an hour or more for very curly hair.
 
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TheBabeWithThePower


And after all that she'll decide it's not the right kind of straight so she'll probably blow dry it straight and then straighten it
 
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peppin

TheBabeWithThePower said:
And after all that she'll decide it's not the right kind of straight so she'll probably blow dry it straight and then straighten it
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i legit think her hair would fall off if she did that very often, it looks dead already + she would have to avoid rain and humidity
 
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fairylights2000

Massive eye roll at her being excited for an easy to get to Ikea in central London. Imagine taking all your impulse purchases back home on the tube! I thought there was a reason ikeas all had massive car parks.
 
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