Lifewiththeaustins #5 Egg and Bean may have split, what a shame they’re still thick as brown

[Pinkmilink86]

highest level of cringe

 

[Goldfish]

So before they were both adamant they would have 1 more and wanted 4 kids, but now they’re saying he’s the last.. do you think it’s because they’ve broken up?

 

[Yorkshirewife]

That would be handy, he wouldn't need to get this lasered off
View attachment 697026

So many questions. How and why will they be seen from outta space

 

[2fat8s]

I watched deans story's back and he looks so sad, I feel sorry for him.

 

[2fat8s]

No sign of megan on deans story, he's been at the beach with the two eldest.

 

[ShropshireGal]

I’m finding her particularly annoying at the moment, I’m not sure what it is

 

[Goldfish]

I really can’t see them still being together, the only reason they stayed together for this long was definitely to have more kids so they could have that perfect family life on the gram. No adult couple acts the way they do, it was like they were constantly trying to prove a point

 

[Just.being.nosey]

His reply to the are you and Megan still friends comment leads me to believe they had a messy break up

Yeah we’re gonna need a screenshot

 

[Motherhen24]

Is that no wedding ring on his new video?

Ahh man I must have missed that one! I see Megan’s new post she’s got rings on every finger other than her ring finger

 

[2fat8s]

ellis how dare you go to a party with girls there i’m howling,
any more
old posts to amuse us..
also in reguards to the new title thread i’m hoping something along the lines of **beggars can’t be choosers meg falls for the losers **

M-eggers would be keeping with the egg and bean theme

 

[Passtheginnn]

I bet they’re both screwed money wise. She was already claiming as a single parent on the sly we know and had his wage / sick pay plus Instagram money. She’s lost his money and hasn’t done any ads. She’ll be on her arse.

I truly think there’s some form of police involved or something because for them both to be silent to me says they have to be.

to be fair as a single mum of 3 on benefits she would get about £13-£1400 every month on universal credit at least, never mind child benefit and any additional money like child support/spousal maintenance etc council tax would be largely reduced if not exempt and her rent money or a large portion of it will be paid too so I reckon financially she would be fine even perhaps better off dependant on how much of his wage dean gives her still.

 

[Pipsqueak12]

Anything new to report on Bean and Egg? I’m blocked by both I actually miss them posting as it was fun witnessing their car crash of a life. Never thought I’d say I miss that pair of *****

*****!!! I love that word

 

[2fat8s]

He's writing some worrying things, I hope he is OK.

 

[Goldfish]

i have noticed since they have split megan has done absolutely nothing with the kids and it’s all about herself. the one story she was in about hallie and blake bickering and arguing and how annoying they are.
dean ok the other hand seems to have re connected with his family and is always out and about with the children.

That’s because she only popped them out for the gram, whereas he actually wanted kids! I do think he only wanted two though, however she knew how many views kids will bring in

 

[In to the gramm]

Imagine if we ended up getting Bean to join Tattle and he spilled the goss on that little hoe bag

I don't think he would be like that I say he still respects her as its the mother to his kids he's too nice to air his dirty laundry compared to her

 

[Camelandchicken1]

Wait did she just say she can’t get them a test cos she has no money but she’s started her Christmas shopping??

She is something else. Christmas shopping, nails, tattoos, coffee pods but can’t afford covid tests (I’m assuming travel to a test centre as the tests are free?). What a hound it doesn’t even make sense

 

[Goldfish]

Looks to me like they both have moved on. Is it soon? Yeah but if the kids are happy and they are…crack on I say

As long as they’re doing it away from the kids, who cares if it’s quick

 

[Shinyhappy]

She dresses so oddly considering she’s a SAHM who doesn’t even do the school runs.. she’s got a lovely figure she could wear some really lovely stuff and dress for her age! I would never wear the stuff she does and I think I may be a couple of years older than her!

 

[123fairygirl]

Omg the scattering of iceberg lettuce and packet rice is back for tea

 

[InspectorGadget99]

Cooking "toAd iN tHe hOLe" as if it's Michelin star stuff

Or doing a video for her fans on how to poach an egg someone sign her up for masterchef