Haha I went back and looked at the picture of it and the instructions on the front say “add to warm milk”! So dull 
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If she can’t even follow the instructions of a hot chocolate thing correctly I seriously worry how she has the capacity to be able to look after a tiny human!
Came here for this commentNo she did NOT just melt the hot chocolate bomb in water…. Aren’t they for milk?!
what kind of monster is she?! 
Oh jesus christ. I despair. Hope that kid does ok 
That must have tasted rank
So she’s no idea how to wean (apparently) BUT she can hop on Line and order all the beige mit from all the indie insta hun brands. I smell absolute BULL
Jade is going to come on insta and speak about her first mam and baby group. Who is interested in this?!?! Most babies would have started going to groups months before now. I go to baby groups every week and they are not that exciting! I honestly do not believe people are messaging her to ask her how she was getting on?
God he’s a beautiful baby but she needs to invest in some colour in his clothes!!
Anyone think she is more excited by her toast and hot chocolate than her baby enjoying the baby class?! She’s all me me me yawn yawn yawn
WTF is this 'tastes like the toast they give after birth in hospital' its cheap white toast which is easily recreated. Seen so many instamum huns reference it, such a pointless reference that they have to make.
Everyone always talks about that b toast after giving birth. I've done it 3 times and it's always been rit
Same and the tea was titEveryone always talks about that b toast after giving birth. I've done it 3 times and it's always been rit
Find it bizarre that she still carts him round in his car seat attachment?! He looks so uncomfortable slumped over in half having a kip! He would be better in the bassinet top or the pushcair top! tit advert for the gifted pram if you ask me
Omg yes! I was looking forward to that toast after I gave birth but it was cold, not this amazing meal everyone makes it out to be.. granted I ate it as I was starving after going through labour but I was so disappointedEveryone always talks about that b toast after giving birth. I've done it 3 times and it's always been rit
I told my OH to go to tesco and get me food from there instead. The toast was rit! I did love the hospital food though, and their puddingsOmg yes! I was looking forward to that toast after I gave birth but it was cold, not this amazing meal everyone makes it out to be.. granted I ate it as I was starving after going through labour but I was so disappointed
I hate to admit it, but my toast after I gave birth was AMAZING. Proper thick bread, salty butter 
The way he’s just lead on the floor 
jade beb sit him up, let him watch everyone else not just your harmless face that he sees day in day out.
jade beb sit him up, let him watch everyone else not just your harmless face that he sees day in day out.
I thought that! Why is he lay on the floor? When I used to do baby classes with my little one she was always sat on my lap, why does she insist on lying him down all dayThe way he’s just lead on the floor
We also weren’t allowed to record at baby groups either
I did wonder at first if it was a sensory thing & all the babies were like it… but no pan around the room and every other baby sitting upThe way he’s just lead on the floor
she’s an idiotThis.
Im a first time mum and I’m not that far away from Jade beb geographically. There are LOADS of groups on and around - playgroups, swimming, singing classes, sensory. We go out to various classes and my baby LOVES watching all the other babies.
Now - I haven’t got a clue what I’m doing half the time but if it gets a smile from my baby, I’ll do it. But this is where you talk to your friends, Mum etc if you’re unsure or want to check.
I get the impression she doesn’t do any of this and is so overwhelmed she won’t admit it. We are all overwhelmed!!! But come on Jade - get out with him, no judgement in that.
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