lifewithjadeedwards #3

[Beckz1205]

If that’s what the face vibrator does to you I shall give it a miss thank you

She looks like that pillow face filter on Instagram

 

[BegDavis]

It’s probably a scheduled post and a marketing ploy. We see right through you Beige Jade Beb.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Honestly can't get over how selfish she is, to essentially never take your child out for fresh air or change of scenery for stimulation is another level. Maybe she does go out more but the way she presents it on Instagram is barley ever. Poor kid is going to inherit all her bad hermit habits, and when he's kicking off not wanting to go school she'll wonder why.

Shes incredibly selfish, it’s not all about you sitting in your pjs all day Jade, your baby needs fresh air and stimulation and quite frankly it’s negligent to sit inside a house leaving him lying on his back doing fuck all for 5 months. It’a your job to stimulate him, it’s your job to make sure he sees and feels new things.

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

Christ if she didn’t know what an induction is at 40+ weeks pregnant I worry about how much else she doesn’t know

 

[Tulip lady]

All her behavior has done is got attention.... which says so much really . I feel so triggered by what she has done .
She wanted people to worry 🥲🥲🥲

 

[maryloumaniser]

Does Jade not work anymore? I remember she used to always do stories (a lot of stories ) in her George uniform but she hasn’t mentioned work for a while

Nah she’s pregnant now, can’t work!

 

[Fluffypants]

Anyone think she is more excited by her toast and hot chocolate than her baby enjoying the baby class?! She’s all me me me yawn yawn yawn

 

[ChubClubThug]

I'm actually in tears watching Rodney strum away with her face vibrator, with a pair of her nans knickers holding back his rug

What the fuck is that neck shot?!?!??!! At a glance I thought it looked like an unwanted dick pic where they're trying to show you they got rid of their warts my god she's fucking strange

 

[Peachylite]

Who the fudge ‘styles’ Muslins for a nursery! They are for using not for decor

 

[Trace]

Maybe she’s had a boy and she’s devastated because she can’t dress it up in cute frilly outfits to match

To match with her nan

 

[Fluffypants]

What the fuck crawled on her face and died? Those eyebrows man

It’s the ‘glow’ for me…. Jade beb it’s not a glow, it’s a metric ton of oily products sat on the surface of you skin. Ffs

 

[EyeSpy88]

I genuinely don’t think she knows to move him to the other bit

Probably waiting for a call from the HV to let her know she can change the pram seat now

 

[throwmeaway]

A mindfield!

 

[GreatBritishFakeOff]

Can’t get wet for rhod
I’m not surprised with that syrup and fig

 

[Byewiggy]

She didn’t actually say she wasn’t showering, ye are clutching here now. And the way you all drag her here are you surprised she filters the baby?
I despair for the world people live in now, social media is a harsh place

I didn't comment on 'shower gate' but she mostly gets roasted on here for being hugely over privileged and acting like the most hard done person to have ever walked the earth.

 

[Loving the gossip]

Supported her in her business. Fuck off jade every wanker on Instagram is selling Lumi. She will never go back to a Asda.

 

[Serious_Susan]

Ironically the venue they were at is next door to a huge asda

 

[GreatBritishFakeOff]

She’ll be lumi spa’ing the baby’s face at the birth knowing her

 

[Fluffypants]

Erm jade beb. That Quorn / random cooking / no idea where that came from / desperate for content sh*te NEEDS TO BE MARKED #ad

 

[Virgin Media Fan]

That is one beautiful baby