Lifeofcharlouise #9 I've got this whole thread to myself!

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How is Parker going into size 7 nappies, my (very nearly) 3 year old is in a size 6 šŸ¤£
 
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How is Parker going into size 7 nappies, my (very nearly) 3 year old is in a size 6 šŸ¤£
Came right here to say the same. She better get potty training in quick if thatā€™s the case. Do nappies not go up to an 8. The goal for Christmas will be for him to be in a size 8.
 
Size 7 nappies are from 15kg - so for his age he is 99.9th centile šŸ¤Æ

There is nothing wrong with being a high centile but itā€™s worrying that he was prem and is now so big, arenā€™t babies meant to follow their centile?
 
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Size 7 nappies are from 15kg - so for his age he is 99.9th centile šŸ¤Æ

There is nothing wrong with being a high centile but itā€™s worrying that he was prem and is now so big, arenā€™t babies meant to follow their centile?
This is the thing isnā€™t it! Of course all babies/children are different sizes and of course some will be higher percentiles than others but thereā€™s no way he can have followed his centile line?
 
Size 7 nappies are from 15kg - so for his age he is 99.9th centile šŸ¤Æ

There is nothing wrong with being a high centile but itā€™s worrying that he was prem and is now so big, arenā€™t babies meant to follow their centile?
He will be off the chart and health visitor probably has told her a few times but she wonā€™t say that on her insta will she
 
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This is the thing isnā€™t it! Of course all babies/children are different sizes and of course some will be higher percentiles than others but thereā€™s no way he can have followed his centile line?
Is it because heā€™s a foodie like his mama?! šŸ˜‚

She constantly bangs on about how tiny he was but now he is the same weight as an average 3 year old boy šŸ¤Æ
 
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ā€œMama on the looseā€ ffs what in the Sam and Billie Faiers is she saying šŸ¤£
 
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ā€œMama on the looseā€ ffs what in the Sam and Billie Faiers is she saying šŸ¤£
it goes without saying that I love my child more than life itself but what a joy it is to recognise that I am more than a ā€œmamaā€. Poor porky pants has got a life of expectation and dependence (for the gram) ahead of him.
 
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"Didn't go out until 7pm" that's not late
"Back by 10pm" bleeping hell, three whole hours and she's acting like she's been on a 3 day bender! Bet she's a right boring bleep to go out with šŸ˜‚
 
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"Didn't go out until 7pm" that's not late
"Back by 10pm" bleeping hell, three whole hours and she's acting like she's been on a 3 day bender! Bet she's a right boring bleep to go out with šŸ˜‚
What does she look like? Why is she wearing her necklaces, why is she wearing that massive shirt, why is she so puffy and greasy thinking sheā€™s an absolute big time going out and having about 3 drinks šŸ˜‚ MAMAS OUT!!!
Is she trying to look like this?
 

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Itā€™s the ā€œI actually feel okā€ as if itā€™s a surprise to feel ok after 3 hours out šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
 
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ā€˜I spend all my time with Parker which I loveā€™ girl itā€™s okay noones calling the social on you for leaving him for one night šŸ„“ or if you said ā€˜itā€™s nice to have some adult conversationā€™
 
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