I can’t believe this boring bint still isn’t 30 yet! Her stories this morning about booking a holiday we’re enough to send a glass eye to sleep!!
She's awful. Such a granny at 29, (and that's an insult to grannies really). And why does she insist in going on IG looking sweaty and stinky. Nasty. She's going on like She's the only person to ever book a holidayI can’t believe this boring bint still isn’t 30 yet! Her stories this morning about booking a holiday we’re enough to send a glass eye to sleep!!
There's no way that's the reason. They must've argued or it was utter tit. She's barking on about booking a holiday. Why? If Parker the mf king doesn't like being away? bleeping idiot woman she isExactly, so are they never going to go anywhere or do anything different because Porker doesn’t like it? She’s bleeping clueless and just making a rod for her own back.
She doesn't bleeping work. If she had to get up everyday and actually work for her money then she'd be less inclined book getaways and let a toddler dictate when the leave. What a load of tit. Trouble in her delusional paradise is what I think. Maybe Charlie told her he's not proposingI’m not so sure this is the reason they left. He slept fine when they went away in summer. She’s always going on about him being a great sleeper. NYE won’t have been cheap either so I’m just not convinced……
Maybe we should all club together for a kindle for the king parksy pants' 2nd birthdayIt's ok, he'll be reading all day near the pool
Copy of War & Peace would sufficeMaybe we should all club together for a kindle for the king parksy pants' 2nd birthday
#liesofcharllouiseWhy an earth would you book a holiday abroad with the baby who wouldn’t sleep 4 hours away from home.. days after said holiday where you had to come home? Where’s the logic
Nice choking hazard there with the sausages cut like thatParker’s portion
i know, I wouldn’t feel confident given them to my child whos a few month older then Parker. The portion size amazes me, it’s huge!!Nice choking hazard there with the sausages cut like that
I was coming here to say that!Nice choking hazard there with the sausages cut like that
I’d still cut them smaller than that for my six year old! Maybe I’m paranoid but stillNice choking hazard there with the sausages cut like that
Because they actually had a huge bust up/Charlie was called into one of his 100 jobsWhy an earth would you book a holiday abroad with the baby who wouldn’t sleep 4 hours away from home.. days after said holiday where you had to come home? Where’s the logic
Especially when they always have the whole place to themselves every time they go out in public!I don’t understand why they always seem to be ill, Porker doesn’t even go to nursery yet so imagine what it’ll be like when he does!!
Least its something different to chipsRice for lunch then rice again for dinner with the curry... she’s useless at meal planning
Basic hygiene isn’t a do to list thingTo do list - 'have a shower'
Really