Lifeofcharlouise #8 hotels dead, still not wed, Parker still being overfed!

[Allaboutthehashtag]

So she's making lunch for Porker but going to 2 birthday parties? Do they not have food at parties, or will that be his second and third lunch?

Just another pic for onporkersplate. I'm still astounded at how big he is! His legs look like they can't take the weight of his body

 

[Ck2020]

It's like she's leading the single mum life eh. Never no sign of the baby daddy but always NaNa.

a lot like me too!
I have a partner but I’m with my mum every day. She does things with me and my 2 boys, not my partner. It’s sad.

 

[Fairypop]

Of course she’s at the boot fair again at daft o clock this morning. I don’t know why she feels the need to go every single week, especially if she’s having to wake Parker up each time

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Size 7 jelly shoes for next summer, is she joking?! That sounds huge for a 2 year old

 

[Hello Kitty]

Great idea putting dirty converse on the living room rug

 

[Weelegs]

Bought some baby shower bits, not planning on having a baby shower. What a perfect example of wasting money . Gal is bonkers!

 

[Allaboutthehashtag]

Where does she store all this especially shopping for next year. I couldn't deal with the clutter

 

[Skye green]

It was the “another Noah’s ark” that got me. It’s like she buys stuff just so no one else can. Surely one Noah’s ark is sufficient

 

[MW222]

The fact she was like “oh my friend got this last week” where does she go to find the same clutter every week?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

The amount of tit she feels the need to buy week on week at the boot fair (it’s a bleeping car boot Char) is off the scale. She’s got some serious problems that need addressing. She’s cray cray

 

[Blueskies83]

Size 7 jelly shoes for next summer, is she joking?! That sounds huge for a 2 year old

My 18 month old is a Clarks 6.5!! But Obv King Parker will be bigger than that!!

 

[spillthetea22]

I’m off out this afternoon to buy some dog bits from pets at home. I don’t have a dog, but you never know when you might need things like a lead and a dog crate in the cupboard!
She is bleeping batshit crazy. She’s gonna be one of those weird hoarder ladies when she’s old. Living floor to ceiling in bootsale tit, king porker just sat in an old armchair in the middle of it all stuffing his fat face with tit!!

 

[ChampagneBox]

I’m off out this afternoon to buy some dog bits from pets at home. I don’t have a dog, but you never know when you might need things like a lead and a dog crate in the cupboard!
She is bleeping batshit crazy. She’s gonna be one of those weird hoarder ladies when she’s old. Living floor to ceiling in bootsale tit, king porker just sat in an old armchair in the middle of it all stuffing his fat face with tit!!

Norman Bates

 

[Emslou22]

Is the dress she’s wearing in the pictures she uploaded on her Instagram the same dress she bought at the bootsale this morning? So she clearly hasn’t even bothered to wash it before putting it on?!

 

[Thebluebean]

Is the dress she’s wearing in the pictures she uploaded on her Instagram the same dress she bought at the bootsale this morning? So she clearly hasn’t even bothered to wash it before putting it on?!

Excellent spot!

 

[ChattyMammy]

Eee yes she is gross. I will say her hair looks so much better now she’s grown it out of that awful ‘mum cut’ she had, and Parker is such a little cutie

 

[Blueskies83]

If a little rest and recharge is needed how about you stop getting up at the crack of dawn and dragging Parker everywhere before 9am???

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

If a little rest and recharge is needed how about you stop getting up at the crack of dawn and dragging Parker everywhere before 9am???

She’s such a bleeping martyr!

 

[Fairypop]

“So we have literally just woken up”

Ok so how did you post an Instagram story 3 hours ago then?

 

[ChampagneBox]

She’s such a bleeping martyr!

Got to justify Charlie’s 1000 jobs!