Lifeofcharlouise #8 hotels dead, still not wed, Parker still being overfed!

[Alexlilz]

Lifeofcharlouise #9 I've got this whole thread to myself!

 

[nlc245]

Honestly, the mentality of getting your phone out to take a picture for Insta when your baby is sitting in a hospital waiting room in pain.... I can't even

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

A month of firsts - ‘first trip to a&e in an ambulance’

what a fucking dickhead. Attention seeking bint.

 

[Hello Kitty]

LifeofCharlouise #9 Watching MAFS is as close as she’ll be getting to a wedding

Hopefully she'll have the church to herself as well.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Says they’re not doing anything all week to allow them to get over their colds, in the next breath says Porker woke up and was ok, then the next breath he’s a poorly boy but pulled a few steps out of the bag... #liesofcharlouise
Her stories are so painful to watch, the constant distraction, the constant trying to get Porker to ‘say hello’ to everyone, Porker constantly climbing all over her and everything else, the constant buying shit from boot fairs (I hate it when she calls them that!) and charity shops, the constant ‘one year ago’ and living in the past, the whole #nicugrad bollocks, the constant ‘so yeah’ and constantly looking like she’s been dragged through a hedge backwards! Get some pride Charlotte and brush your fucking hair.

 

[Readread]

I’m surprised she didn’t tell us that it was one year since her and Charlie conceived the fucking kid. Give it a few months & it’ll be 2 years since we had sex and made baby Porker. Actually, considering she calls her period “lady time” she probably refers to sex as “naughty time” or something along those lines

 

[Thebluebean]

I think the new thread (although a while away) should just be called 'Lifeofcharlouise#9 So... Yeah'

So, yeah.

 

[Freckledredhead]

She went to a wedding reception that started at 7 and they 'was' home by 9? Ate the little cake favor then went to bed without watching love island cause they 'was" tired.
Fucking rock on you party animal you

 

[capriallie]

She chats so much rubbish “there a knock at the doors I thought it was Charlie cos he knocks on the door, don’t know why he does that, but it was the maid” Jesus Christ this woman needs a job or a hobby that isn’t her child. Sorry char what you just said was really boring

 

[Alexlilz]

I've said it before but something about Parker really unsettles me. Maybe it's because he's massive and looks like a 40 year old business man

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Everyone get their questions ready on Charl 'mumsnet' on how to holiday

Would you take holiday tips from someone who doesn’t know when their holiday ends

 

[Readread]

He’s 27 lbs

According to Google that’s the average weight of a TWO year old and he was premature. Jesus Christ Charlotte, that’s what happens when you’re force feeding him Christmas dinners at 6 months old.

 

[Scottish92]

Wow the crazy NaN NaN. That's going to teach him a lot, anytime something doesn't go right ill just buy you another present. Oh I can't wait to see the terrible twos when he doesn't get his own way.

 

[mingomango]

honestly this girl drives me mad, she really has no idea how her NICU talk affects others. My little one done 3 months in there and I actually get offended about her two week sob story, he was nearly 5lb, that’s not teeny tiny, my little one was 1lb now that is teeny tiny! She needs to shut the f up

 

[Catherinez]

‘1 year since my should have been baby shower’ how can you have a 1 year since to an event that didn’t even happen, god give me strength she is embarrassing

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

You buy ‘quite a few bits’ every week Char and why have you bought a bottle with a name that isn’t your sons name on? She’s fucking tapped I swear.

 

[xKHx]

Oh ffs Char give it a rest She’s loving the fact he’s in hospital so she can bring up NICU again... Jesus get off your phone and stop taking pics of your kid in hospital!!! She’s not right

 

[Weelegs]

On her stories this morn.... apparently she was absolutely terrified having to go back to hospital with Porker in an ambulance.... so terrified that she went out of her way to take him round to the NICU unit and do a photoshoot with him outside it? The girl needs put in the bin

 

[spillthetea22]

I’m off out this afternoon to buy some dog bits from pets at home. I don’t have a dog, but you never know when you might need things like a lead and a dog crate in the cupboard!
She is fucking batshit crazy. She’s gonna be one of those weird hoarder ladies when she’s old. Living floor to ceiling in bootsale shit, king porker just sat in an old armchair in the middle of it all stuffing his fat face with shit!!

 

[Blueskies83]

God “fighting for his life” is such an insult to NICU babies who actually ARE fighting for their lives!!!!!