Those kids have horrendous names
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Can you imagine them turning up for a job interview? Which let's face it, as much as she thinks she is A-list material and they wont ever have to work, they definitely will.
"Hi, my name's Rocket"
"Excuse me?"
"Rocket. Rocket Ochre"
"Right. Thanks for coming"
Rocket is getting so popular now...in your head maybe Beckie 
I hope she doesn’t tell indigo when he’s older how awful his birth was and so horrible, but his brothers was soooo wonderful and amazing.
I know, basically all she’s done is moan about how hideous the first birth and newborn experience was and how this one is sooo much better. Sad to hear from indigos perspective. Must be those magic placenta pills for sure...
I wonder at what point in his life, rocket shall walk into a supermarket and realise he was named after a very disgustingly tasting piece of lettuce?Rocket is getting so popular now...in your head maybe Beckie
Or that his Maw was a rocket naming him that
Surely the placenta pills can’t have been ready that quickly 
Surely indigo wrenching the baby’s dummy out like that, isn’t going to be good for the baby?
I thought this! Baby just trying to sleep and he’s yanking the dummy out. And she’s laughing
Can I just say, I have noticed something.. since the announcement of the baby.. all the posts has said MY,IM ect.. she hasn't mentioned Adam once.. especially the post 2 days ago about rocket not having acid reflux.. about all of HER struggles and how SHE is so happy.. just seems strange how she hasn't mentioned WE and had a FAMILY photo and and included Adam in any of the posts 
She just posted her 2 years in her home photo and I kid you not, it took me 5 mins during a boring meeting at work to find her address. Stupid woman
And you're right, since having the new baby all I've noticed is how much she still clings onto the horrendous time she had with Indigo. I actually think she's disappointed not to have another reflux baby. Munchausen much? Just be grateful and move the duck on. Not everything has to have a touch of sadness to it.
And you're right, since having the new baby all I've noticed is how much she still clings onto the horrendous time she had with Indigo. I actually think she's disappointed not to have another reflux baby. Munchausen much? Just be grateful and move the duck on. Not everything has to have a touch of sadness to it.
What a moron, I’ve found the Rightmove listing too - complete with that hideous wallpaper they’ve kept two years down the line.
I know right! People put their entire existence on the Internet for likes. And they call us tattlers the weird ones
Already calling him Rocky….wonder how much the registrar laughed when they said his name…
It’s like she wants “Rocky” to have a reflux. Are people not being sympathetic enough!?
I hate that hat the baby is wearing. Looks like something from the handmaids tale. Hate it.
Is that story just a truly unflattering angle of her husband or has he gained weight?
That poor bairn with his shitey broon coloured toy, made with itchy wool 
So much for her candid pic that Adam took of her breastfeeding without her knowing...but it's an AD/PR post for the bra/pump?! So it's just 100% staged and fake - anything for a freebie this cheapskate!