ok.. so, she blocked me ages ago (for what, I do not know. Perhaps I lost my self control and commented on a live and she engaged with me, then she realised I wasn't fawning...) anyways, I recently discovered ways of viewing anonymously and it is a TREAT skimming through her captions. A few of my favourite snippets are as follows
"I’ve learnt a lot about myself since taking my life offline" --HA!! the things she learned involved watching clouds (???) and reading books (hun, that seems a bit above your head...). She really is a profound gift to her followers.
"2022 / is all about saying “duck that” to the options they enforce as you bravely look for a way you can carve out your own from the ruins." --eh? what?
"One of my high school teachers once told me “I have a bet on that you will fail and not graduate” I thought it was because she hated me but she actually said that because she knew I was stubborn and was trying to inspire me to prove her wrong." --um... nope. Didn't happen. If it did, it was because she actually just hated you. I can only imagine how infuriating this budding sociopath would have been in high school
"I decided a quiet life is better than one displayed in tiny squares for harsh critics. So I put my phone down, I picked up books" --again... this is just not happening stop trying to pretend it is.
"old French music bringing happiness while I dream up new Goldè pieces" --I genuinely want to know what she is listening to that she thinks is "old french music" and why she thinks this is an interesting detail????
Also, where did the god damn rabbit go???
In conclusion, she is as much of a disaster as ever. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.