Lauryn Goodman

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

SO she said she wasn't doing a gender/name announcement with a magazine so can someone explain to me her logic for "constantly having to think of every word she says" it's very little security risk surely!

I get maybe not revealing the name, but what's the point of keeping the gender secret? Even uber famous people like Cheryl whatever her last name is now and Liam Payne (not that LaurYYYn is anywhere near that level) keep their child very private and we've never seen his face but we know he's a boy

Apparently it’s because her baby announcement reveal got taken away from her and announced by the papers so she wants to keep it to herself for a bit and reveal on her own terms....translated to when she’s stirred up enough interest to generate a better payday from it

 

[PinkPepper]

She’s an absolute moron. No class whatsoever. I think someone mentioned that she had a private education - what a complete waste of money, her parents should be asking for a refund.

 

[Clarity456]

Such a private decent girl Lauryn stages pap shots dressed like this whilst nearly full term pregnant but is the totally innocent victim of kyle and annie god bless her cotton socks

 

[Moe]

Ok you asked for it. Porno passed around between your school friends won’t say which one of you had the starring role. Then we could get into the relationship with Hoogstraten’s son anyone not familiar with this name just google. Want some more arsewipe?

 

[Casperron]

Does she not have any friends? Why does she keep posting what time the baby wakes each hour? Does she not realise nobody gives a fuck

 

[AngryBird101]

We should message her and say “look hun, Closer mag ain’t gonna call you anytime soon, if you want a story in a magazine then call Take A Break, That’s Life or Chat, you can tell them your wonderful story of the miracle baby to the footballer that is a millionaire, he doesn’t just have a super bank balance, he also has super sperm that can make a previously infertile woman fertile”

 

[PrincessP]

Danny Simpson is aparrently doing the right thing and being involved with the baby and paid for a swanky baby shower for Mel Reeves another smack in the face for LaurYYYn

He's not involved and didn't pay for the baby shower! I know this for a fact. Shes just another one of Lauryns slapper gang getting knocked up.

 

[Princess_pie139]

Well apparently ‘people are soooo stupid’ Cos she was never gonna sell the gender/name to a magazine yeah right!! She’s absolutely fuming it was leaked and the baby Walker is totally embarrassing

 

[Harry]

Wonder if Kyle knew she was wearing a “fertility” bracelet to try get pregnant

She probably talked him into wearing it as a cock ring it’s all the rage babe, promise it will feel amazing for you her situation is laughable and I am here for the shit show

 

[Todiefor2020]

Where do you people get all this information I must lead a very sheltered life

Lived opposite them growing up! Use to play together etc use to go to same secondary school too but I’m older! Always been desperate lol she lost her v at 13/14 while her parents where away and she had boys over

 

[Clarity456]

They were single consenting adults when the baby was conceived.

And you know this how? Cos LaurYYYn said so?

 

[Juliet]

I wonder what goes wrong in childhood to make certain people so hungry for fame and validation in adulthood? Especially those with no real talent.

 

[Beachlife123]

Long time lurker here

I wonder now if she still insist on calling the child baby Walker?? Surely not but you wouldn’t put it past her.

my predictions are Annie will post a picture of the ring and Lauryn will hit back by finally revealing a picture of the baby If he does look like his Dad as the sisters of doom keep insinuating

 

[Steph_M]

Yesss been waiting on this thread lol. What a total embarrassment of a girl. She’s really milking this “fertility battle” to deflect from the whole situation as loads of her followers have endometriosis and fertility problems. She’s so smug on her stories aswell, the baby isn’t even a month old and she’s on talking as if she’s the only woman in the world to have a baby. And no I’m not a “jealous troll” as I have a 9 month old baby and would never act like that! I could barely even look at my phone I was that tired in the first couple of weeks.

 

[SnakeOilSeller]

I don’t believe for one second she wasn’t angling for some sort of magazine deal to reveal that baby. As other have said, I can’t imagine why any magazine would want to feature such a vile skank.

 

[Hazelton1407]

Ahh I really don’t think being married will stop a cheater cheating although I hope I’m wrong!!! However Lauryn must be feeling it - she probs thought she had something over Annie but now she’s a single mum (nothing wrong with that) whose baby daddy wants nothing to do with her whilst he marries his long term partner and plays happy families! She’ll feel like she’s got the shit end of the stick for sure!

 

[Nelly]

She has no shame, why would you use his last name for the baby?, especially when you are not in a relationship with the married man, who is worth a bob or two and has the morals of an alley cat, just feel for the wife and his other children, not nice, not nice at all.

 

[rosieflowers]

Wtaf?! She not right in the head, she’s so thirsty for attention it’s mental!View attachment 127812

I also hate how she uses the darker emoji! Definitely wanting to make a point, just rubs me up the wrong way!

 

[Princess_pie139]

She’s found us

 

[Bonnie Bisou]

Wonder what this is about...

Trying to get her passive aggressive message out there to someone....as if she has someone employed to trace ip addresses....Yawn 🥱