Lauryn Goodman

[Doobop]

Latest insta story she's put a blanket on top of a pink baby grow indirect dig to make people think she's had a girl do we think

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

Wtaf?! She not right in the head, she’s so thirsty for attention it’s mental!View attachment 127812

Talk about taking the moment away from your sister to make it all about you

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

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‘You’re disinheriting my babies ethnicity’ oh Lauryn aren’t you disinheriting your baby full stop always referring to him as “it”

 

[MissEbutler123]

Silly bitch uploaded a photo of her baby in a blue outfit that my boy has then deleted it. What a plank.

She also begged for freebies from my friends company but she said no because of her criminal past. Absolute scum.

She also said that she was diagnosed officially with endometriosis after an ultrasound. That's a lie because only a laparoscopy OFFICIALLY diagnoses you with endometriosis.

She was BEGGING a footballer to sleep with her, someone mentioned it on here somewhere that they were hanging round the booth. She was definitely that, '3 am shag because nobody else will come back with me.'

 

[Birdie2]

Annie is absolutely gorgeous! I can’t believe that lauren, I Bet Kyle won’t want anything to do with the baby but will pay her money every month. Her and her sister are both desperate for fame

 

[Lovethegossxoxo]

She boils my blood. Documents her whole pregnancy then baby is born and won’t even share the gender even though we all know it’s a boy. Actually laughable! She just wants people to be interested when in actual fact people just think she’s an idiot for trying to act like it’s top secret information.

 

[Zantezoo]

The quote ‘I would rather my baby grow up around positive role models who are selfless. That have morales, integrity and principles’ didn’t she bother to do a background check on him beforehand?

She’s got a cheek. She didn’t have any of these things throughout this whole fiasco.

 

[Mammaschark]

She definitely waited until she was 5 months as she knows deep down she shouldn’t of really brought a baby into this mess she’s so immature for her age of 29 and posting a Father’s Day post. Oh grow up. Fair enough if it was Mother’s Day but she just has to pipe up with her big conk to wind up Annie and Kyle. Annie has three sons to Kyle and most men are very childish and make silly mistakes and have underlying issues so people make mistakes. But she acts like she has known him 8 years like he was her bestie haha what a load of bollocks. She has known OF him through her “ wannabe celebrity friends “ so I don’t blame Annie for wanting her children to have their father around why shouldn’t she. Must be hard for her For her children so young to ask where daddy is and he is more than trying to make up for it. Lauryn is very very jealous and tried to capture Kyle through this poor baby boy. She has no friends only her sisters and feeds off her sisters life: very sad indeed. She has her Instagram friends though. It’s so sad how an “influencer” thinks this is real life day job. She’s never worked a hard day in her life and never will have to now thanks for baby walker. Least her boy can be close cousins with Chloe the clone. Just wait for Amelia to get knocked up next

 

[Blonde123]

She’s absolutely vile! She knew what she was doing when she slept with Kyle, she’s always wanted to be famous!

don’t get why they are isolating at chloes house even the younger sister Amelia is.

“Now I ain’t saying she a gold digga... ”

 

[rosieflowers]

She had the iranian, italian, austrian and UK flags.



"my family are not white" well ur mum looks the whitest woman I've ever seen hun and your dads name is Sean Goodman proper traditional persian name hey

He might be like an eighth iranian or something who knows but my dad is Palestinean, same as Bella and gigi hadids father. He was born and lived there until he was 11. Palestine isn't a million miles away from Iran yet me, my dad and my sister would say we're white people with a tan I would never say "my side aren't white" what the hell

Bloody chaving hell that pic

thought this bit was intresting " Mysteriously, she was in Ibiza at the same time as Kyle and Annie"

This is definitely the holiday they went on...

That statement's 100% been written by her, no 'legal team' cares about all that crap she wishes she had a legal team that cared about her, truth is it's just her on her own and she should have no reason to expect it to be any different no baby daddy or partner who cares for her and her baby, noone that's got her back apart from her equally tragic sisters (and I'd love to hear them justifying each others' behaviour) and that's as much as she deserves

 

[rosieflowers]

Thank you Gingercream think I am going to enjoy this thread.
Ok let’s start Lauren lives in Portslade with her mum and younger sister Amelia. Amelia wants to be famous too she wrote an article in the Sun a while back.
Lauren totters off to Chloe’s fiancé’s house when she wants to do photos to give the impression of a lavish lifestyle. The first photo of the baby was taken on Chloe’s bed.

This is actually pathetic, I thought it wasn't her house but thought it was a hotel as had like an aircon control panel next to the bed, then realised that wasnt possible to due lockdown

Do u know any more? Guessing you're local? I bet they have a terrible reputation locally!

I saw her and her terrible sisters out on the opening night of Cirque nightclub in Manchester and some nuage brunch event she was plugging for dear life all over insta, I think ‘the miracle’ (!) or ‘it’ as she is fondly referring to the baby as, was conceived around about then. Walker was actually trying to pull loads of different birds into the booth so I assume Goodman was beer goggles o’clock runner up prize at 3am kick out, LOL. Needless to say, on the club night they were all hanging around the ballers private curtained booth to sniff out some meal ticket D, more than likely because her benefit scam came to an end! She’s so desperate, I actually cannot deal. He’s a fool for not only betraying beautiful Annie (she’s meant to be a really nice girl in real life) BUT also not bagging up and as a result, being stuck associated to that short dumpy lard arse for the next 18 years!

Love this tea Cheshire!

Totally agree with everyone saying how will she sustain any 'fame', noone is checking for her, she's an object of ridicule, enjoy your 15 minutes hun, hope it's worth it!

 

[Clarity456]

And what makes you think a pap abroad would even know who she was? As people have said, if her sister is a z lister then what the fuck is lauryn

Thank you! Exactly real life wag knows loads about the press but I'm still none the wiser why people far more famous have to call the paps (danielle lloyd did a staged one just yesterday) but aparrently they're chomping at the bit to get a snap of Lauryn sister of EOTB star Chloe

Sounds legit

 

[Death2unicorns]

Definitely, she reckons they'd been 'friends' before didn't she so guess that's the latest spin on that.

You know the whole 'I didn't know til I was 5 months', I think that was her biding her time trying to get him onside (obviously didn't work) or so people couldn't say why did you keep it. What do you guys think??

This is a good shout, I think it’s so that she could say absolutely no way to a termination, too far gone, I don’t believe for a minute that she didn’t know until she was 5 months, I bet she was peeing on a stick 2 weeks after the sex, I can’t get over the pic on her insta of her at 6 months pregnant posing with a huge, firm round clearly obvious baby bump, is she seriously saying only 4 weeks earlier she had no clue she was pregnant

This is so weird but I just went back and had a look at that pic again on her insta where she is posing with her bump (in a blue dress) and she has changed the hashtags from #6 months #24 weeks pregnant to #7 months #28 weeks pregnant, I know for a fact that when she initially posted it she put the 6 months/24 weeks tag, I posted about it on here, now she has changed it as she’s realised it looks really dodgy that she has a massive baby bump but is saying only a few weeks earlier she didn’t know she was pregnant, she or her family definitely read this thread

 

[Cocopops12]

She seems so lonely, no job, no friends, just lays in bed on Instagram all day

And she deserves every minute of it......

 

[Gingercream]

I bet she’s loving being relevant enough to have her own thread

 

[Doobop]

Her sister had the baby Monday night..

I wonder if Annie can confirm this

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

The latest on her IG stories is that ‘I would love to share the baby’s name and gender if it was just my followers but I know it will be spread everywhere’ spread everywhere? I’m assuming she means the media, but she’s always doing swipe ups to articles that are about her. Can’t have it both ways Lauryn!!!

 

[Moonbaby09]

Did everyone see the story of Kyle getting escorts to his house a few weeks ago absolutely disgusting but I bet Lauren doesn’t care she’s already trapped him

 

[Melmoo]

Unfortunately for Annie the relationship is now in pieces and the trust is gone, he has eroded the foundations of the relationship and it's now broken. She will marry him because she needs to do that for herself as she is traumatised because of what he has done. she will see herself as the 'winner' and kyle as the prize (for a while). Unfortunately kyle is actually the booby prize and she will be living the rest of her life with anxiety and a permanent knot in her stomach. Just as colleen Rooney and Victoria Beckham do. The only positive it's one in the eye for LG for the time being as she was fucked and chucked and if annie was smart she will marry him stick it out for a year or two and the leave him, I dont think that will be the case though..

 

[Cacaca]

Taking the baby out today but with a blanket over ‘IT’ as she doesn’t know what’s lurking outside. Does she mean the virus or does she think paps will be waiting for her..?