Lauryn Goodman & Sisters #82 City have done it once more, the magic number is now 4 ✨

[Bowbow82]

Lago PR Ltd who seem to get angrier and crazier as the blog went on, almost like they’re too invested in it but to give them some credit they did upload it at 4.10am on a Saturday morning so they are willing to put the hours in

She’s a nut job

 

[Alexandra1990]

The woman who’s had 2 kids to a married man and is airing all of her dirty laundry on a monetised blog is calling his wife desperate…….

Interesting

 

[MrsDon1]

“Hello, is that the Aesthetician? Can you make me look like a 55 yr old bitter Divorcee? Yeah, like Lizzie Cundy. Thanks. Send the invoice to my son. Love ya! Lago J xx

 

[KCPR]

“I am the mother of his 2 kids”
MAKE IT STOP.
How fucking passive aggressive is this, she makes it sound like she was married to him to 20 years and he’s gone off with a younger girl. Honey you are his slag on the side and absolutely you do NOT need to be present when they interact and meet their siblings, there is a contact centre for cases like this but because you won’t be able to pull the strings you won’t allow it!

 

[Lizzy 93]

The shoes on my feet (Kyle bought it)
The clothes I'm wearing (Kairo bought it)
The rock I'm rocking (Kai bought it)
'Cause I depend on them ( If I want it)
The watch I'm wearing (I stole it)
The house I live in (RRR bought it)
The car I'm driving (Kyle bought it)
I depend on them (I depend on them)

Dependent Ladies x
J

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

I even got a necklace of your initials across the chest
J

 

[scotall]

LAST ONE I PROMISE….


Dear pan, we meant to serve you papers sooner but we’ve been busy,


Collecting all your instagram digs, you really out there acting like a divvy,


Look we’re really unflattered about your abuse towards Annie, so we’re giving you this chance to stop acting like a fanny


I’m sorry your kids have to put up with someone like you
Constantly shouting about kairo but never about the baby? Don’t you have 2?


Anyway i hope you get this cunt,
have your lawyer hit me back, just to chat,
No more stunts,
this is Paul Lunt…

 

[Irishgal1991]

So hang on a second until I process all this. She has written a blog all about the wife WIFE of a man who has thrown it into her at least twice that we know of, resulting in 2 unwanted children. The more she talks about Annie the more obvious it is she has no issues with the man who called her kids mistakes but the innocent wife who she’s disturbingly jealous of.

I know everyone has said it but why would Annie be in control of Kyle when she can’t even control him keeping his dick in his tracksuit when down the local chipper?

Kyle doesn’t see them kids because he has absolutely no feelings towards them. I know some find that very hard to accept even women but the truth of matter is, it’s very easy for men to have no feelings towards children in this situation. Those kids will never be his in his eyes, move on Lauryn. Still can’t believe she’s written that about the wife repeat it again THE WIFE

 

[Ittybittytittyclub]

Been a long time coming
Goodbye Goodman
Had a dream that she blocked @Ittybittytittyclub from the blog looool

Well mystic Meg, funny you should say that because I can’t log in to the blog

 

[Lizzy 93]

I sent a pic of your son in last seasons Kit you gave him, but you still ain’t calling j

 

[NoseyParker24]

We all know she’s types that blog up in her notes and keeps adding bits as she gets more pissed off
She makes Martha looks mentally stable

 

[livingforthetea]

Let’s play devil’s advocate and say the ‘professional dream seller’ had Lauryn believing eventually they were going to be together because he was being blackmailed and was desperate to appease her so she didn’t rip his marriage and actual family apart…why did she impose a rule that Annie wasn’t to have any more children? Why did she go absolutely nuclear when she found out Annie was pregnant again? Because she knows full well she wouldn’t be able to accept a baby, she wouldn’t have even been able to accept his existing 3 with Annie. So she can shut the fuck up with this ‘if she decided to get back with him she has to accept his kids born from betrayal and infidelity’ bullshit. She literally tried playing god with another woman’s life and decision to expand her family because she is a jealous, narcissistic cunt.

 

[Lucymyers]

Dear Kyle, I wrote u but you still ain’t callin J

I left my cell my email my burner account (all 369 of them) my sisters numbers and my mums at the bottom

 

[Hellohihiya]

The 0 accountability is scary.

Blaming the wife for being the reason “they’re in this position” is even scarier.

You chose to sleep with a man who ignored and shunned your child for years. Who is embarrassed of you both. Did his wife force you to do that?

She puts Kyle on such a high pedestal after everything he has done, and she really can’t fathom that he if he actually wanted anything to do with her or her kids, he would.

 

[Rose94]

Kyle can you just….

 

[Mabel_20]

Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Secret-Family,
This'll be the last Snapchat I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it.
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses of your PR specialist on 'em perfect.

 

[PenelopePitstop]

Just trying this out as a new job @scotall @wilbz90 @MinnieXX

Can’t leave our friends from Scotland out.. you will all know the song…..


When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who goes along with you
If I get you drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who gets knocked up by you
And if I haver, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's haverin' to you

[Chorus]
But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door

[Verse 2]

When I'm not workin', yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's not workin' hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I don’t do
I'll pass almost fuck all on to you
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's growin' old with you

[Chorus]

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door


[Post-Chorus] Sing it Kashmachine & Klarna

Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da


[Verse 3]

When I'm lonely, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreamin', well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who goes along with you
And when I come home (when I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the woman who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the woman who's comin' home with you

[Chorus]

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door

[Post-Chorus] Sing it Kashmachine & Klarna

Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da


[Chorus]

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the woman who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your Cheshire door

 

[Hiyaguys]

Right question
How old was kairo when she released his name? Is she going to post kinaras birthday reel and not even say her name?

Her name is sister

 

[Mysteryy]

Few thoughts on the blog...

Although she says there has been no legal action regarding the false statements she's making, I would disagree. She doesnt mention Kyle or Annie within the blog by name. The only time their names appear is in a quote from their PR.

She has also put a bit of a disclaimer on certain statements: "Just asking the question", "Just my opinion". It reads as though she thinks shes smart and found a loophole to talk about them.

She really needs to start taking note of her lies - this is apparently the first time Kairo has cried for his daddy?!

Oh and what a shock... her endo is making a predicted reappearance as called by tattlers.

Lastly, the best part about the blog is her ranting about them having a PR guru and trying to keep up by signing off as Lago PR

 

[Emzabeth2020]

My god. Just when I thought she couldn't get any worse.
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The audacity for that slag to call Annie desperate