Lauryn Goodman #22 Español nursery for the bilingual King, tattlers still waiting for the canary to sing

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She hasn’t got the space in her box room for a double bed
This is her trying to convince KW that Cerching needs his own room, and not a box room, a big double room to fit his bed in
Because every 2 year old asks for a double bed
 
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If she would just tell the truth.

'I'm not changing his name as I am planning on cashing in on the Walker name and I want to be associated with Kyle walker as I am begging for fame myself and I am a desperate old ho plus we need everyone to know Cairo is his son for potential future opportunities'

'I want Cairo to have his own big bed, this will help with my plight begging for a big house to live in for free. I'm too thick to have my own job and no decent or rich man will go near me now so I am struggling to fleece an additional income by having another surprise miracle baby by someone with a massive bank balance. So I need this rich footballer to pay for my lazy backside'

There you go lauryn fixed your statements for you
 
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Think you mean #Walker

@PenelopePitstop if Kyle had to provide accommodation for them does it need to be a mansion or would it just be something basic? Would he be required to pay their heating, water, council tax etc too?⁹

I'm thinking this may be a sticking point. He's offering a two bed somewhere and her to pay her own bills and she wants a fifty bed, disco ball, super snazzy McMansion with all the bills paid and he's like ...no.

Hope everything went well for you today
 
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Bitch be craycray. I don’t give a single sweet everlasting fuck what little Kristopher Goodman looks like. May his countenance always be covered by a strawberry.
 
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That is why she doesn’t do live Q&A because because of her Narc behaviour, she will go on the attack if asked any difficult questions….plus the way she embellishes the truth will be picked apart…. Agree with all the above… she will never be happy Magpie Lauryn..

It would be a sum of money towards, I think the difficulty here would be where she lives.. probably cannot get much for your money compared to elsewhere… I highly doubt he would foot the bills though, probably have to pay for that out of the maintenance money… Let’s hope she has sat and worked it all out and cut her cloth accordingly.. All of these gold diggers who have babies with footballers always seem to keep their mouths shut with regards to what they receive. It doesn’t serve their interest in flogging influencer lifestyle on top…
(All went ok, tender, however what kind of surgery staff talk about food when you have bee nil by mouth the day before )
 
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Can’t believe in 2022 you can demand things because you think your kid deserves it and you refuse to contribute
“ Everything I do is for you #CAIROWALKER”
Keep telling yourself that and one day you might convince us this is true

i am convinced when Ky comes on the screen she tells #CairoWalker look it’s daddy
I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s printed pics of RRR and Ky and stored them in a family album hidden so Carron can’t see

Side note a few people have asked… why the sisters have unfollowed her and we do not know
Can’t get an honest answer from liar
“ everyone has their own lives you know Amelia lives with Chloe”

yawnnnnnnn
 
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She cracks me up, he’s insisting on getting into her bed… so, it’s only her in there. I’ve slept in a double with my husband and 2 kids on bad nights! I’ve slept with my kids in their toddler beds. Who has a cot that doesn’t turn into a toddler bed nowadays?
 
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Had a wee try at that filter she uses and I DO NOT look like me
What’s the name of it ? so I can have a try at taking 10lbs off my face

We know what she looks like that insta live was the real shit show

these companies shouldn’t allow her to promote all the work she has done using a filter
#Con

I’ve just tried the filter and I’ve changed ethnicities completely wtf
 
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Just baby it’s called
 
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Looks like she massively underestimated KW and AKW. GOOD! It shouldn’t be over, money grabbing loose legs Noman
She saw that her 7 month countdown didn’t work
We want answers #Goodman
It’s not over Because she wants more and more and more
 
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What the fuck does she want exactly????
He’s none the wiser? But wise enough to be asking for a double bed
 
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So as we kick the day off with her speaking to Cairo like shit on her stories, I have some thoughts:

1. What the fuck has happened to her lips? She needs to lay off the filler and filter because she now has fish lips to go with her dead fish eyes.

Lairyn Fishman has a ring to it though.

2. Not Cairo Goodman being ill AGAIN does this woman have Munchausen's? She's not fucking right.

3. Don't blame that poor child for destroying the living room! You live in a fucking hovel.

4. Neon laces... do we need a swipe up?

5. Fuck off with using other people's cute kids.

6. STRAWBERRY IS BACK!

7. Oooh hinting and playing the poor me card "thought it would be over by now". Also Cairo is 2! He's not wise about anything just put a happy face on and show him he's loved.

The woman truly is thundercunt by name and thundercunt by nature.
 
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She really thinks because she was pumped and dumped by a footballer she deserves the whole fucking world. What 2 year old needs a double bed? Oh yes King fucking Kairo because he’s the best thing since sliced bread, oh do one
 
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I’ve just tried the filter and I’ve changed ethnicities completely wtf
Same! I am rocking the anaemic, half dead Victorian orphan vibes in my day to day life.

That filter has turned me into a Bratz doll but apparently I've joined Lozza on the sunbeds and was already Turkish. What the actual fuck?!

I look terrifying.
 
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Omggggg
I was staring at those fukin lips
I know some people hate when we talk about her looks but how can you not ?!
I don’t want no filtered to fuck woman quoting me either telling me you gotta defend yourself coz your lips are equally as shit as hers ( if you know you know)

foxy I’ve said it for as long as I can remember she looks like a trout

Poor #Cairo getting the blame the place is a state !!!!

threads half way ? Guess we’re getting another one
 
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Looks like she massively underestimated KW and AKW. GOOD! It shouldn’t be over, money grabbing loose legs Noman
What is she on about now? He's none the wiser, um you've plastered his whole life over sm since he was born, detailing the fact his sperm donor doesn't want him. Made an absolute idiot of yourself. All there for him to read when he's older. Eediat!
 
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