Congratulations to @PenelopeStraw on yet another winning thread tittle 
Lauryn Squatman;
It was bank holiday weekend at the age of 28 I realised that Instagram is just a stage.
- Lauryn Goodman 3 holidays a year, designer queen, ex model
had a fun night of lambrini with 3 friends.
We witnessed the squalor she really she lives in.
- Living room heaving with Amazon parcels shoved in every corner.
- Dirty carpet
- Mix match wine glasses (can’t get over this)
- Tv the size of the one you see on the plane
- Friend finding out on live that Lauryn Noman is part Persian ( she should have known this)
By the morning the footage was removed !
We said it would be and low and behold our puppet removed it after being ripped to tit.
- Pretending she didn’t understand Insta live
- The wicked witch of Brighton stated that folk on Tattle just ‘ sit there’ I think we now have to type standing up.
- Lauryn has ‘fans’ in Spain apparently wishing her a happy Mother’s Day
- We saw what Lauryn looked like and I can assure you it was nothing like any picture on her grid
- Replied to tattle on more than one occasion
- As always sent dms to herself
- Please see thread 21 for the real Lauryn Goodman
- Not been Gagged
Cairo Goodman;
- Apparently has two bilingual parents ( Heidi & Carron)
- His privacy is the most important thing to his mami, which is why she will not show his face
- What she will do though, is tell you that he goes to a Spanish nursery in Brighton ( safety concerns my arse)
- Stuffed his mami’s face with biscuits to shut her up
- Got more Nike socks the little influencer x
- We cannot confirm or deny if he went to his cousins bday
Heidi Goodman
- Plus Sized but doing okay it appears
Carron Joolie Goodman
- Had a night off ! You go girl
Previous Thread;
Lauryn Squatman;
It was bank holiday weekend at the age of 28 I realised that Instagram is just a stage.
- Lauryn Goodman 3 holidays a year, designer queen, ex model
had a fun night of lambrini with 3 friends.We witnessed the squalor she really she lives in.
- Living room heaving with Amazon parcels shoved in every corner.
- Dirty carpet
- Mix match wine glasses (can’t get over this)
- Tv the size of the one you see on the plane
- Friend finding out on live that Lauryn Noman is part Persian ( she should have known this)
By the morning the footage was removed !
We said it would be and low and behold our puppet removed it after being ripped to tit.
- Pretending she didn’t understand Insta live
- The wicked witch of Brighton stated that folk on Tattle just ‘ sit there’ I think we now have to type standing up.
- Lauryn has ‘fans’ in Spain apparently wishing her a happy Mother’s Day
- We saw what Lauryn looked like and I can assure you it was nothing like any picture on her grid
- Replied to tattle on more than one occasion
- As always sent dms to herself
- Please see thread 21 for the real Lauryn Goodman
- Not been Gagged
Cairo Goodman;
- Apparently has two bilingual parents ( Heidi & Carron)
- His privacy is the most important thing to his mami, which is why she will not show his face
- What she will do though, is tell you that he goes to a Spanish nursery in Brighton ( safety concerns my arse)
- Stuffed his mami’s face with biscuits to shut her up
- Got more Nike socks the little influencer x
- We cannot confirm or deny if he went to his cousins bday
Heidi Goodman
- Plus Sized but doing okay it appears
Carron Joolie Goodman
- Had a night off ! You go girl
Previous Thread;
Lauryn Goodman #21 Kai Kai, why does your mami lie lie ? We all know when you went Dubai ai 🐷🍭
Wow wow wow lads thread 21 ! Thanks for voting for me 🙏🏽 What a bloody belter thread 20 was !! Thread kicked off with Annie and #Kebabgate Absolutely blinding thread and made up for the disaster thread 19 was. Recap from last thread includes but is not limited to; Lauryn; Might be in...
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