Lauryn Goodman #21 Kai Kai, why does your mami lie lie ? We all know when you went Dubai ai 🐷🍭

What is Lorraine’s diagnosis ?

  • Scorned Woman

    Votes: 4 2.6%
  • Narcissist

    Votes: 11 7.1%
  • Stalker

    Votes: 13 8.3%
  • Nut Job []

    Votes: 25 16.0%
  • Antisocial personality disorder

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Borderline personality disorder

    Votes: 3 1.9%
  • Histrionic personality disorder

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dependent personality disorder

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Avoidant personality disorder

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 98 62.8%
  • Lorraine Disorder (one of a kind mess)

    Votes: 35 22.4%

  • Total voters
    156
  • Poll closed .
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Wow wow wow lads thread 21 !

Thanks for voting for me

What a bloody belter thread 20 was !!
Thread kicked off with Annie and #Kebabgate

Absolutely blinding thread and made up for the disaster thread 19 was.

Recap from last thread includes but is not limited to;

Lauryn;

  • Might be in Alderley Edge
  • Might be in Brighton Del Sol
  • Might sing like a canary
  • Might not
  • Might share her story
  • Might not
  • One thing she will do though, is show you her arse in a paragraph dedicated to the kings suncream
  • Took Heidi on a walk
  • Indirected Kyle about potty training
  • Argued with a user asking her why she created an insta account for Juan
  • Sent more dms to herself
  • Told people to comment on her pics even if it’s unrelated as apparently she misses dms( thought that’s what the website was for)
  • Told everyone she would be sharing her journey, mentioned school and never shared a thing !
  • Done a count down to a pic as she has no engagement otherwise
  • Put her page on private
  • Took her page off private
  • Didn’t congratulate her sister on her magazine spread because she’s a pathetic hater
  • Tagged grant in a pic we’ve seen more than she’s ever seen Kyle with her arse hanging out
  • Came on tattle to bash Annie and disappeared but I screenshot it
  • Replied to every negative daily fail message bashing Annie
  • Met up with more Z-listers
  • Gate crashed Chloes for aesthetically pleasing pics of the kings bday
  • Had a top up of Botox as she doesn’t want someone to see how she’s really feeling ( KW ) via zoom court and probably looking at her in disgust
  • Still on 105k followers
  • Her little friend indirected us for calling her a catfish ( won’t name her as that’s what she wants)
  • Amazed by a child cleaning - first ever to do it
  • Selling items on depop that no one wants
  • Told us her milk journey is now over showing us her beautiful bressssss
  • Went to lunch with her sisters and filmed all her meals for the gram like the teen she is



Juan
  • Turned TWOOOO (HBD)
  • Whacked his great granddad
  • Whacked his mother ( cheers)
  • Modelling shorts you cannot see
  • Drags his feet apparently ( didn’t she say Kyle does )
  • Gucci for legoland
  • Street gear for bday
  • Mashing up Carrons Joolie’s Carpet even more with his trainers indoors
  • Thanks you all for supporting his journey ( two failed petitions) (failed website ) but thanks none the less
  • Apparently has an Instagram account incase he needs it in 16 years ( mummy thinks he will be verified by then)
  • Now the face of ‘King’ pot noodles ( if you know you know)
  • Fluent babbler now saying ‘ hi waiter’ since that secret Dubai trip
  • Birthday gifts include and ARE limited to FOOTBALLS FOOTBALLS FOOTBALLS


Carron Joolie
  • I was about to send out a safeguarding alert until I saw her cleaning the doors whilst her daughter watched and recorded because what 31 year old cleans up after themselves.

Heidi
  • Thank you all for your patience she is all well with her auntie Chloe, being looked after properly. I heard she’s joined slimming world x

Kyle
  • Pissing on a wall

Annie
  • Will slap Lorraine’s phone out of her hand if she keeps harassing her !


Thread legends:

Awards last thread goes to

@hugothebear for THAT comment
@Rose94 for those pics as usual
@Matterbaby for those videos
@Pointandlaugh89 for THAT dp
@catchingup2021 for that Argos comment
@4FoxAche for that post that summarised everything


Previous Thread:

 
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Have they got the paps with them today? On Chloe’s stories with Isla cuddling a character you can hear the clicks
 
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If it is paps bet his face will be in the papers she will make out it’s by accident bcz she’s never once on a day out said remember I don’t post him on SM never has this been said before she’s covering her arse before it’s leaked by accident on purpose
 
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Recap Part 2
Welcome newbies

We are as friendly as can be until we’re absolutely pushed ( like Lorraine)
If you’re new we have started her wiki but there’s so much to add it isn’t finished;
https://tattle.life/wiki/lauryn-goodman/

Thread 17 (All) for laughter
Thread 20 - go to page 25-27 for some jokes

( whole threads amazing but that’s worth a read)

My fave pics from last thread has to be these gems
 

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How much we betting she puts a story up later saying “so lovely to meet so many of you” as if anyone would be going up to her or she’ll put a “message” on her story saying how cute Kairo is, how amazing he is and how proud she should be… can see it already.
 
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She’s tagged a PR person? Wow she does work hard that Lozza! Working on a Sunday! Hope she’s getting double time!

So glad your on route, I’ve lost my mind trying to find plain Nike socks! Ask Begman for a link for us please
 
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She’s so full of fukin tricks
This trip was planned before her post she’s using the post as an excuse
Absolute drip
 
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Have they got the paps with them today? On Chloe’s stories with Isla cuddling a character you can hear the clicks
It will be that bloke they know and they can see it to the side bar of shame…I have been to that park when it first opened and as a parent there is no way I would be watching what I posted up… she didn’t have to announce she went there until later, nice to see the bitches of east wick joining forces again…

She’s so full of fukin tricks
This trip was planned before her post she’s using the post as an excuse
Absolute drip
Hoping someone will expose his face on social media then it’s out there then, she will go to court and use it as an excuse of why she can’t hide his face no longer and they cash cow can also start paying for her lifestyle
 
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I so hope a tattler spots her in the wild today at land. She’s such a delusional twat isn’t she, bleating on about being happy to greet her adoring fans but not to post King Juan on social media. She’s the sister of someone who was in CBB 7 years ago! Who gives a shit! And who would even recognise her without the layers of filters! And whoever said she’s gonna be screeching KAIRO WALKER at the top of her voice, you just know this is what she’ll be doing!
 
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Also her snapping her nephew for the first time but making sure she shows the designer Moncler grow
Okay Lauryn you want us to judge Chloe ?
She has a job and partner who also works
You’re unemployed and not made an honest living in years big difference
 
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Whoever goes can you tell Carron nice to see she’s out and thanks for looking after juan
 
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Has anyone ever seen his face does he look like Kyle? I would think if he was in fact his double she would show it? I think Chloe wee girl is her living image, so makes me think he looks like her?
 
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Theres a ss on past threads where she posted pic of his reflection in a window/door at the zoo an he looks nothing like kyle
 
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