Lauryn Goodman #18 Nobody puts Lauryn in the corner, moments away from a public disorder

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Belleboo

I’m so sorry about your friend, much love
 
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Eyeofthetiger

How did caroon joolie manage to raise 3 girls who are basically scroungy tramps? All 3 have a goal in life to bag a footballer. Chloe seems to have used the money to actually set up a business but wtf!?
 
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4FoxAche

Eyeofthetiger said:
How did caroon joolie manage to raise 3 girls who are basically scroungy tramps? All 3 have a goal in life to bag a footballer. Chloe seems to have used the money to actually set up a business but wtf!?
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This! Kids are amazing and creative and wild. They have curiosity overflowing and interests everywhere. How do you stop all that instill that finding a rich husband is the only way to have a fulfilling life? Nothing else matters but men. Their interests, curiosity and sense of self all fade to nothing. Imagine if she'd have nurtured THEM and not dulled what little personality Lairyn ever had.

My oldest wants to be an inventor, an astronaut and the Prime Minister today. It changes daily but he has so much creativity and imagination that when he truly decides to do/be something he will do it. He has so many ideas and is so full of beans - why would you want to take that away and turn your kid into the potential spouse of someone successful? Let your children have their own talents and successes. Fucking hell.

On a lighter note my middle child knows exactly what they want to do when they grow up. "A builder but the ones who knock things down. Or blow them up." This aspiration has been with us for about 18-months now and we have set a clear rule that my house is off-limits for destruction.
 
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Lizzy 93

PenelopePitstop said:
Whilst we wait I have dug into the archives on the prowl it reeks of desperation (2018)
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They really really really are so desperate it makes me feel physically sick
They all stop at nothing to be a WAG and even still are not in the circle they desire
GH is the only fool Chloe could convince to go down on one knee
Sorry Chloe but you only appear decent because Lairen is an utter psychopath
MJ… I mean although she is seeming to have sense these days we all know she wants to be in the limelight
As for Lairen she told men she couldn’t conceive until one fool believed her
Tries her hardest to stay in the papers

I was thinking yesterday if she gave Juan her surname and just got on with things I would have 1% respect for her but Juan was nothing but a paycheque for her !
 
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LennyBriscoe

TheLadyTea said:
Can someone add these to the Lauryn copying Annie section of the wiki? I can't do it because I don't have enough posts to qualify. Thanks xxView attachment 1130839View attachment 1130840
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Done

I added to the Wiki - did Lozza repost her one after she saw Annie’s? I’ll add a comment to that effect if she did but if someone found her pic after seeing Annie’s one, I’ll take it back out
 
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Jolie1988

thank you lovelies.

Old Lozzy chops thinks she's being all mysterious by going private. U ok hun?

Do you think she had another shite day in court and Sian was off over to Annie's to celebrate and laugh at her.

The walls are caving in, get a job beggy
 
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Lizzy 93

Kate Ferdinands kid singing clearer at 1 than Kairo at nearly 2

Go on Lairen show me Kairo singing right now I’ve had enough of your mystery she cannot be at court everytime she goes silent she’s trolling us for sure

Goo on you freak show me your dirty bed sheets right fukin now !!!!
 
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TheLadyTea

LennyBriscoe said:
Done


I added to the Wiki - did Lozza repost her one after she saw Annie’s? I’ll add a comment to that effect if she did but if someone found her pic after seeing Annie’s one, I’ll take it back out
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Thanks muchly, she did indeed repost it after seeing Annie's. On the very same day in fact
 
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LennyBriscoe

TheLadyTea said:
Thanks muchly, she did indeed repost it after seeing Annie's. On the very same day in fact
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Well on the Wiki it shall stay! I’ll add a wee note to say she went to the effort of digging it out after seeing Annie’s.

As an aside, it took me far too long to realise it was a tub of candy floss Annie had in her hand and not a pot of paint

PenelopePitstop said:
Whilst we wait I have dug into the archives on the prowl it reeks of desperation (2018)
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Is that Lozza, Chloe and Carol Vorderman?
 
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projectstadium

Sending you love too!!

Fox, you shocked me. I read “she is probably trying to work” and couldn’t read further as I couldn’t believe my eyes
 
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Lizzy 93

Wth will be on first page of recaps ?
Gonna have to write that;

Jelly is on a diet
Jelly went to brunch
Mrs Fox cooked up a storm
Jolie was on driving duties with mates
Jolie got covid
Lizzy did some work
LennyBriscoe started this wiki
RBegum and LucyMyers are incredibly quiet
Newbies coming in thick and fast
Loretta Rose makes Juan look like a new born
Lauren Goodger is still pregnant
Carron/Heidi/Juan are missing ?????????
 
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Jellybean093

Jelly is on a diet and jelly is on a brunch shows I have no restraint when it comes to losing the baby weight

We’ve still got 10 pages to go. She might come back singing like a canary
 
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Pointandlaugh89

Another day, another post about how exhausting motherhood is LOL u should've thought about that before dropping your manky kegs loz!!!
 
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Lizzy 93

Jellybean093 said:
Jelly is on a diet and jelly is on a brunch shows I have no restraint when it comes to losing the baby weight

We’ve still got 10 pages to go. She might come back singing like a canary
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Pmsllllll I was supposed to write it the other way around because brunch was first in your defence
 
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Jellybean093

Lizzy 93 said:
Pmsllllll I was supposed to write it the other way around because brunch was first in your defence
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It was well worth it and it was for my birthday, and diets are banned for at least a week either side

Man City are playing tomorrow. We won’t get stories til then

Here girls

Does she not realise these people she’s hiding from are already lurking and following her

I feel like this was a direct at us. I follow her and had no idea she was private, yet it’s been mentioned on here. If you follow, how do you know?

Mot sure how it’s her job. Not quite sure what she does apart from af links, and I’m pretty sure you can’t do them on private? She moans about being a mum and slates the baby daddy, she doesn’t ‘work’ through her Instagram. She is not an ‘influencer’ apart from where to get white Nike socks

 

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4FoxAche

You beat me too it.

Bless her claiming to have a job. Silly cow.

I mentioned that Kyle's legal team are probably watching her every move and she posts this... everyone already following you is already there. We post what she puts on here anyway so even if she removes the "stalker" accounts they can find it anyway. She is incredibly thick.

Considering deleting her account... yeah right if she can't post and boast about her designer shit and escort nights out in London they didn't really happen.

I am actually gutted she's back. Stupid bitch face.
 
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4FoxAche

@Lizzy 93 I'm also on a diet. It is not going well. Not sure who's worse me or Heidi. Waddling along with our stumpy legs. Life is hard. Insert the obligatory Lauryn sad face here.
 
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TrollLolLol

So Insta is her “job” pretty sure she’s not paying for thousand pound coats, expensive beauty treatments like fillers, permanent make up etc with some shitty aff links to some basic socks! Or that her stupid Ali express jingle jangle bangles are raking it in.
So she’s gone private because Kyles lawyer is using her Insta to prove she’s using money she gets for Juan Kairo to fund her lifestyle. Which despite her shitty little indirects and that is exactly what she is doing!!! Get a fucking job Lauren!!! Amelia is a massive twat but at least she has been to university and works alongside being an insufferable fame hungry dick. And Chloe has her own actual business. No wonder they are sick of her shite!!!
 
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Jellybean093

We will just have to screenshot for the sake of Kyles lawyers. They can read here for the funniest thread

High five to the diets. That makes 3 of us you, me and fatty boom boom Heidi

Ah!! Forgot she sold her jingle jangles tatty bracelets
She doesn’t really push it a lot though
 
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