Lauryn Goodman #12 The Brighton weasel can’t get no diesel

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She Wants to be a wag but She make Kyle gag, Tattlers know you’re a dirty little slag !
 
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Lauryn goodman: stalker from hell that won't go away, #walker is here to stay
 
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chloe responding with “errmmm a child” you can just tell her in voice she’s had enough of her
 
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What was she implying with the Ahmad thing I’m confused?
I bet once Chloe does have the baby then Lauryn will start sharing questions from her ‘followers’ about baby weight just so she can have a dig at Chloe xx
 
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What was she implying with the Ahmad thing I’m confused?
I bet once Chloe does have the baby then Lauryn will start sharing questions from her ‘followers’ about baby weight just so she can have a dig at Chloe xx

It was just the fact she posted a random video of her son with Amelia and said you will die when you hear who he calls Ahmed (or something to that effect) almost implying that if he sees a picture of Kyle he says it or if he has been around that Leon guy maybe called him it as Amelia is Leon's friend. I dunno it was just a very strange thing post which, with Lauryn, there is always something in it.

Lauryn won't be able to stop herself mentioning Chloes baby weight, no one on the planet would care about a new mum looking different after giving birth but lauryn is the most vile ugliest jealous person she will revel in it. I think what Lauryn doesn't realise is she is so ugly on the inside nothing she does will ever make her nice on the outside.
 
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Do you think she takes KYLEO to kid play areas, hopes and prays people are looking at her like omg that’s KYLE WALKER the Manchester City footballer sons baby mama 😦😦🤣 or she gets things for free or discounted because ‘my sons dad is KYLE WALKER the England player’ 😂
 
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I thought if you have a new partner and have a baby with them the oldest kids dad doesn't have to pay as much because in theory theres another source of income supporting the household
Apologies for such an old post, but it depends if maintenance is through CMS or court.
Almost all court orders for high earners child support DO include that the man will pay significantly less if mother lives with another man or gets married again.

I’d Mami Jamaican for Mum?
It’s also Scottish for Mum.
 
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It has to be between two people, Kyle or Leon. She is so so sad. Literally just imagine being her. A scummy, scammy, pump and dumpin, stalking, benefits cheat.


Lauryn, with all the money you have stolen from Kyle, Annie and their three boys surely you can afford to clean or buy Kairo some new shoes? Yes kids get dirty but it’s actually pretty gross how dirty they are and throwing a Balenciaga top on him won’t make us think you are ‘classy’ let’s just say you’re more brassy than classy
It may as well be one of those Burberry tops😂😂 chavtastic

I can’t believe she is putting a toddler in a £200 odd pound WHITE jumper… madnesssssss
£15 quid from Cheetham Manchester 🤣

Do you think she takes KYLEO to kid play areas, hopes and prays people are looking at her like omg that’s KYLE WALKER the Manchester City footballer sons baby mama 😦😦🤣 or she gets things for free or discounted because ‘my sons dad is KYLE WALKER the England player’ 😂
Or someone to post his picture up on social media so she can get her ban dropped and then the cash cow can commence 😂

she has definitely been reading on here as she has changed the trainers
 
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Hi Lauryn see you've been catching up on your tattle thread as king Kong kairoon has got different trainers on 🤣🤣🤣

Just a thought but if he's officially called walker won't she have to have Kyle's permission to take him on holiday or out of the UK as her surname is different to cashcow kairos?
 
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Do you think she takes KYLEO to kid play areas, hopes and prays people are looking at her like omg that’s KYLE WALKER the Manchester City footballer sons baby mama 😦😦🤣 or she gets things for free or discounted because ‘my sons dad is KYLE WALKER the England player’ 😂
I reckon she prob would think that. If someone looked at her thinking god that woman is a munter she be like only they must recognise me. The one night stand from hove when actual fact no one will recognise her kid or her 😂
 
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Hi Lauryn see you've been catching up on your tattle thread as king Kong kairoon has got different trainers on 🤣🤣🤣

Just a thought but if he's officially called walker won't she have to have Kyle's permission to take him on holiday or out of the UK as her surname is different to cashcow kairos?
I dont know, I have heard that before though not sure the rule surrounding it.

Maybe goodman is on the birth certificate, she goes to great length to keep it a secret re his actual birth date. So ot could say goodman and not walker but she's so vindictive for a long time she called him junior and used the kW initials to imply she had called him Kyle walker jnr, then all of a sudden a magazine article telling the world he was called Kairo then never ever referred to junior again.
How nutty would she look wearing kW initials when his initials were kg all along, she's crazy lol
 
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Hi Lauryn see you've been catching up on your tattle thread as king Kong kairoon has got different trainers on 🤣🤣🤣

Just a thought but if he's officially called walker won't she have to have Kyle's permission to take him on holiday or out of the UK as her surname is different to cashcow kairos?
When I took my daughter away, I had to take her birth certificate to prove I was her mum. Crazy to think that I raise her, bring her up, yet I have to prove I’m her mum, yet, her dad can take her without question! More trouble than it’s worth to be honest, especially if he didn’t want to be involved
 
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Zooming in on his designer jacket she is tragic
Thanks Kyle for Giros jacket x
 
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Imagine wasting your child maintenance on designer clothes that his dad pays for how tragic
Lauryn you could be head to toe in designer and the stench of chav, slut, desperate, escorting, fame hungry, never had a job, benefits cheat will ooze out or you #disgrace
 
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If you are mad stinking rich then fair enough re designer clothes but even then I would rather buy nice clothes from standard shops like I do for my nieces and nephews cos at that age, how long will they get any wear of it. Then u have Lauryn unemployed, thieving goodman who bleats like an old bit of mutton about not having a car, living in carrons upstairs cupboard who thinks it's brilliant content to show her son dressed in 'designer' gear. She looks like an absolute fanny doing this because surely she could save that money for when he is older and Kyle is no longer obligated to pay her or put it towards a car or a place to live. Maybe even some body wash cos she looks absolutely stinking
 
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Wearing them bracelets to fall pregnant ( whilst single) ay loz when’s the bracelet out to get employment ?
Please wear first so we can see if it works x
 
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I doubt Lauryn could hold down a job, she thinks it's beneath her, she would rather steal money from people who work hard, she is absolutely useless, a woman in her 30s with nothing to offer and her only achievement in life is getting pregnant accidently on purpose to someone rich.
 
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- Lauren Goodman - double bagger but wants a shagger

- Lauren Goodman - Pan faced hoe and still a show!
 
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