Who in their right mind would want to see the sweaty bum hole between those fat, saggy arse cheeks?! My mind's eye is horrified by the very thought of how hideous that would be.
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Imagine the smacking noise when the gargantuan cheeks slam back together after the hole has been photographed
ha ha i'm doneIt’s the new Hokey Cokey, have you not heard?
Bum hole, tits out, face in, RAH RAH RAH!
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Omg I’ve been drifting about unanchored these last few days. Thinking the thread had gone dead due to the sloth’s inactivity. But no, yas were on a new thread 
phew
I didn’t expect I’d be faced with (not licherarly thank god) the terrible looming mental image of her BUMHOLE. Although I’m not sure what legs-pulled-back-like-a-horse manoeuvre she would’ve contorted herself into, to gain visual access to that particular region since her mountainous bum cheeks extend about 100 miles.
phewI didn’t expect I’d be faced with (not licherarly thank god) the terrible looming mental image of her BUMHOLE. Although I’m not sure what legs-pulled-back-like-a-horse manoeuvre she would’ve contorted herself into, to gain visual access to that particular region since her mountainous bum cheeks extend about 100 miles.
Wonder if they‘ll still pay the £600 when a bit of sweetcorn pops out when she bends over
I've just read that post again and it's really tickled me that she's written 'bum hole' as two separate words. It somehow makes it seem even more icky 
Unless she means WHOLE bum?!
I have given this too much thought
Unless she means WHOLE bum?!
I have given this too much thought
Surely to make it sound dirty for the punters .... it should be ` gaping arse hole ` ( can't believe I've just written that ... however we are in her sleazy world ) ... ` bum hole ` just dosent cut it for these low life deviants ... in their world, the more mucky, the better ... BIGGG lozzz ` take note ` 
.... and I apologise in advance, I really do .... are the ` hole ` requests for it to be clean or otherwise .... sorry all ... we already know, she sells soiled g strings, so it's a possibility that she DOES go there 
.... and I apologise in advance, I really do .... are the ` hole ` requests for it to be clean or otherwise .... sorry all ... we already know, she sells soiled g strings, so it's a possibility that she DOES go there 
Now she doesn't know what to put on the shelves 
WANT GOLD
WANT GOLD
Just did some window shopping for Lozza's request for gold to be displayed on her media wall of doom...
Shelf's
` want gold ` ... grunt ... grunt ... scratch .... stomp
how about ` sunglass??? ` and microwave
how about ` sunglass??? ` and microwave
How about some books?...Oh wait, maybe not...Now she doesn't know what to put on the shelves
How about stacking all of LaYou'reNotMyBewfulMamma (if you have toddlers you'll know ) 's books on the lower shelf's's's so she can have easy access and you can help her read instead of turning that 6 seater screen on, that should fill them, no????
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) 's books on the lower shelf's's's so she can have easy access and you can help her read instead of turning that 6 seater screen on, that should fill them, no????---
Same idea, took too long to post due to low Wifi pressure, just like our water today!
Here's three gold ornaments from me you Neanderthal, fat old slag. 
The gorilla!!Here's three gold ornaments from me you Neanderthal, fat old slag.
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How about labristows darts trophies to display in that godawful 'media wall'?
Here's three gold ornaments from me you Neanderthal, fat old slag.
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Definitely can’t leave LaBristow out
