Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

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Maybe she actually does pay? I remember when she would have those guys in every other week cleaning her car, we were all convinced that she gets it done for free in return for posting them on her stories. Turns out, someone on here knew one of the guys and not only did she pay them in full, but she also brought them a snack out consisting of a boiled, unpeeled egg and a piece of bread on a plate if I remember correctly.
 
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I had a look at those dodgy sex forums where they talk about her. She’s doing full front nipple shots for £30 now. Dropped her price massively!!I at one stage she had a video she was trying to sell for £8k . The guy was like no thanks. There’s one picture from back in the day where she is lying on the bed her head is on the ground and she’s naked from butt down and her legs are touching her butt. Very odd picture with full butt crack on view. It was an older pic though.
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Little miss I will never show nipple on OFs.
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She’s prob got her best mate Junaid taking the pics for her
 
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Why did I google it?! It's way worse than I thought, and while the full body ones all scream 2018 Snapchat era, there seem to be more current ones. This is so sad, and I have to ask again: are the TVs, sorry, teles, in every room really worth it? She's obviously not making tons of money from it, which make it even worse somehow
 
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Ugh, she's about as sexy as a sack of concrete
 
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Yeah they’re recent. She has Lorena’s locket in the picture with her big fat tits on display
 
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Haaaaa! just googled it too and am seriously disturbed - mostly by the video/still where she appears to have stuck the gusset of her underwear to her bits and appears to have no where there would ordinarily be one. Must’ve been removed during the bbl
 
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With the only fans i just don’t know why anyone would pay to look at her bits. Thought the same when I heard Kerry katona was doing it. They go on about having the last laugh but it cheapens them (and they weren’t expensive to begin with).
 
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Has she really done nothing of note today? Has she given up on jim already? No carvery or Sheesh takeaway?
 
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Has she really done nothing of note today? Has she given up on jim already? No carvery or Sheesh takeaway?
She's been to the gym's changing room and exposed her body to 10x the amount of UVA rays the sun would emit on a hot summer's day after putting her tinfoil hat on and freaking out about propylene glycol on McDonald's salads and other safe chemicals used in their food, just a regular Sunday at Lozz' basically

 
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I don’t know why but the word “pleather” is a fucking cracker. Always makes me piss myself laughing when it pops up
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The other day she wanted a gardener, today a sparkie.
Rather than peddling her wares on only fans, she'd be better off hanging around her local college. I'm sure there's plenty of desperate 18 year olds who'd do a bit of old fashioned bartering

She could make some coin on only fans if she had some fit young tradesmen around the place now Ch’arg has fully moved on 🥹
 
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So this weeks OFs Pennie’s have gone to a shitty 65inch Hisense tv for £399 and a £100 Shitty Vuitton duffel bag. Just fucking buy a Nike bag, that fake shit is so cheap and tacky looking. The people in that area and gym are probably much more wealthy than her and would spot the fake a mile off!
 
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