Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

[Lottiew1]

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She's absolutely tiny compared to last nights Towie

 

[geordiegirl]

I saw that Britney post before Lozzas sad little posts and I just thought I bet she’ll compare herself or something and lo and behold…! This is hilarious

 

[Jujujulia95]

She has a lock on that door to keep a child out but apparently no gate for those steep stairs? Let's hope the gate is behind her!
And why does she only have a cinched waist on one side?

 

[TheDarkling]

She just said she did 60 lengths of a pool. Hahahahah. What a fat liar.

60 lengths of 3ft paddling pool more like

 

[Emmie81]

I for one hope that
A.) she does some bird, whether it be 6 weeks or 6 months
B.) she doesn’t drop that soap in the shower

she might want to play catch up with OITNB

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Does she think that look is attractive? She looks like a face with a smacked arse.

Dead behind the eyes. Lights are (barely even) on and no one’s home.

 

[Piff paff puff]

Feel sorry for BYG really, she’s had 2 begging posts on Insta for over 2 hours now, and no one on tattle has mentioned them. she’s fading into obscurity!

Oh dear! The old bloater must be exhausted again from all the tapping on her phone to Beg for freebies!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I would guarantee she is going to throw anyone she can think of under the bus for this one. She will probably just say he told her it was legit so she did it no questions asked. I personally messaged her at the time to say she was on very shakey legal ground advertising it and got blocked so she was made aware and I’m sure others did the same as all the z listers jumped on that bandwagon

Ohhh you should let the FCA know you made her aware . She can’t act thick. If she blocked you she knew it was dodgy.

 

[Glittergirlie]

They're the latest style with the travellers and chavs at the moment

Travellers and chavs has more taste than to have this shit in their home! Its fucking awful

 

[Piff paff puff]

Those filter they've all got they look so odd. They don't look younger, just weirder. There is no character in their face.

 

[ohcomeon99]

Why can’t she do it herself the lazy mare , surely some mug isn’t going to do this for free for her !?! Just paint a wall pink and get pink bits and nice pink curtains and fairy lights. It’s not rocket science
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Can even get little transfers now that you can use to make it girlie.
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There are loads of things she can do herself instead of being on the beg for freebies.

I would genuinely like to know how much work you would get and what the cost/benefit is for carrying out work for someone like Lauren. Say this princess room costs £5k, do they believe they will make that back? I know there are weird pay structures around it but I just don’t see why you would take the risk, unless it’s a “you pay and then get money back every time we get a job’ kind of arrangement?

 

[troutpout69]

I’ve never known a more sickly child! She seems permanently ill, unless BYG is feigning some of it for attention!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Well the Neanderthal is certainly going for it today. Thing is you big fat, thick as shit, ugly cunt, you're completely rotten to the core and nothing can't fix that.

Let's hope they throw the book at you.

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

She gets bigger every time she does an elfy eating and weight loss journey

That’s because she rewards herself with a calorie laden smoovie/protein drink everytime she steps into the gym as a reward for getting there!

 

[LaSoiDisantDame]

This new girlfriend has really rattled her!

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My god that Arse shelf ! I knew it was out of proportion but that’s just wrong. That’s disfigurement. I almost feel sorry for Big Gel that a surgeon would agree with her to do it .

 

[Lottiew1]

Learned nought from the charges it seems… still scamming people.

And to think this was the big scheduled post that she talked about, not many sponsorships going on then

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She doesn't give a shit JuJu

 

[Chi4]

What is BYG going to do when Lala goes to school. Hence the home school rubbish !

 

[Sunnydaze101]

What happened to her social media break. Comes back conning people with fake pictures.

 

[ThumpingFloor]

It's has to be one hell of a weight loss/DVD program deal. For her sake I hope that's the story.

 

[LiarLozza]

Lauren is a straight up gang stalker! Okay 'gang stalking' has nothing to do with 'gangs' and everything to do with 'stalking' doesn't she have connections in the West Midlands???? Yes Lauren I know being the narc you are you read these forums as the once you said what they say about you is 'brutal'

Yes she is BIG how do I know? Because the 1 day some mixed race woman that was in the ethnic hair shop was on facebook messenger video call to her, I saw her face and she ended the conversation/call when I saw her face on video. She's a big girl and she should own it, i'm big to but the difference is I own it but I take my fat ass to the gym to work out, I eat rubbish (not all the time) but I train HARDCORE to get myself in shape especially as the weather is starting to get warmer and I'm not photoshopping myself to be skinnier than what I am.

Maybe if she stopped lying to herself, stopped trying to be something she isn't stop trying to compete with me TG then MAYBE she would be in a far better position instead of her selling her soul for drugs, booze, media exposure, free food, shopping and gifted housing afterall that's what you get when you become a 'gangstalker' and yes she gets free rent in exchange for her soul being owned by the devil - its a real thing peeps look it up, most of these 'stars' are in covenants/contracts with Lucifer and they have to degrade themselves just to earn a keep!

Instead of using facebook/nextdoorapp/whatsapp/telegram/tiktok and all these other garbage social media apps go find something productive to do with your life.

The obsession you have with Black Women could be considered like a 'Lesbian Fetish' sorry love I'm into men and I've got my King. Clean yourself up, find a decent church either online or in person and raise your daughter with morals and standards, maybe if you find God you wouldn't need to be on social media looking for attention.

What example are you setting to your child???