Exactly. This is just KPs handbook on how to avoid court. start talking about “I don’t know how much longer I can live on this earth”. Social media break….Mental health… those PR companies are all the same.
Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g
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She’s on the ropes.. and it really couldn’t happen to a nicer person 
So she’s coming off social media. Does that mean she’s coming off OFs??
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She’s already been tainted with the cyanide brush and I’m 100% certain that cost her so much lost revenue. This new court case will tarnish her even more. Who wants to be associated with this dodgy piece of tit. This sort of publicity is bad news for her. No wonder why she’s shitting bricks.
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She’s already been tainted with the cyanide brush and I’m 100% certain that cost her so much lost revenue. This new court case will tarnish her even more. Who wants to be associated with this dodgy piece of tit. This sort of publicity is bad news for her. No wonder why she’s shitting bricks.
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Can't think of an angle that would make her look good TBH.
She’s turned off all comments on her posts
. Imagine if some of her followers were actually stupid enough to take these dodgy investments.
. Imagine if some of her followers were actually stupid enough to take these dodgy investments.
About as long as the jim routine
7 wounds?! Go to a hospital ward in a war zone, then you’ll see proper wounds. Those are cuts and grazes, you over dramatic moron.
HahahaAbout as long as the jim routine
7 wounds?! Go to a hospital ward in a war zone, then you’ll see proper wounds. Those are cuts and grazes, you over dramatic moron.
She was probably running for the opening of Toby’s lunch time roast deal.
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Haha I feel a @Pom Bear pic coming onThe biggest question is how is the road? Bloody Lozza shaped potholes everywhere
So she isn't a weeble ?
I can’t (well, I can) believe she sat in a bleeping road and waited for strangers to come and heave her up. That’s how lazy this woman is. Could be at risk of oncoming traffic and she still won’t move her arse in any hurry ffs whatever next
Where was bubba gel all this time, her never alone?
Likely fell over because she’s always glued to her phone.
Let's hope towie take a grim view of this latest development, and don't ask her back, she may then have to get off that BIGGG LAZY backside and work for a living ... she is exactly where she deserves to be ... so much for the big comeback 
Ffs I’m a probation officer in her area , can’t wait to manage her community order
The moment I knew Lauren’s “friend” who phoned up The Sun to restore her image was actually Lauren herself:
"She called me and said, ‘I know I’m not fat, I’m a normal woman and don’t look like I do in those pictures in real life.’
"At the end of the day, the average size of a woman in the UK is a size 16 and Lauren loves her curves.
"Her weight has been a public obsession for 12 years and she’s bored of it now. She thinks people need to get over it.
"She feels like a lot of photographers go out of their way to take the worst pictures from angles that make her look bad.
"Lauren goes to the gym several times a week, but it’s for her mental health, not to lose weight. She’s not interested in a number on a scale and her days of crash dieting are over.
"She’s a mum now and wants to be happy and healthy for her daughter Larose.”
Also, she’s just going to say she has anxiety and can’t attend the hearing because of mental
, end of, right? And Towie’s perfectly OK with her doing OF and having advertised cyanide, they’re not going to care.
"She called me and said, ‘I know I’m not fat, I’m a normal woman and don’t look like I do in those pictures in real life.’
"At the end of the day, the average size of a woman in the UK is a size 16 and Lauren loves her curves.
"Her weight has been a public obsession for 12 years and she’s bored of it now. She thinks people need to get over it.
"She feels like a lot of photographers go out of their way to take the worst pictures from angles that make her look bad.
"Lauren goes to the gym several times a week, but it’s for her mental health, not to lose weight. She’s not interested in a number on a scale and her days of crash dieting are over.
"She’s a mum now and wants to be happy and healthy for her daughter Larose.”
Also, she’s just going to say she has anxiety and can’t attend the hearing because of mental
, end of, right? And Towie’s perfectly OK with her doing OF and having advertised cyanide, they’re not going to care.I would believe that except this person spelt angle correctly. Big Lozza spells it angelThe moment I knew Lauren’s “friend” who phoned up The Sun to restore her image was actually Lauren herself:
"She called me and said, ‘I know I’m not fat, I’m a normal woman and don’t look like I do in those pictures in real life.’
"At the end of the day, the average size of a woman in the UK is a size 16 and Lauren loves her curves.
"Her weight has been a public obsession for 12 years and she’s bored of it now. She thinks people need to get over it.
"She feels like a lot of photographers go out of their way to take the worst pictures from angles that make her look bad.
"Lauren goes to the gym several times a week, but it’s for her mental health, not to lose weight. She’s not interested in a number on a scale and her days of crash dieting are over.
"She’s a mum now and wants to be happy and healthy for her daughter Larose.”
Also, she’s just going to say she has anxiety and can’t attend the hearing because of mental
How come the courts have anyone attending if everyone can claim mental health issues 
She's been watching how the skank plays her bankruptcy and , as she has a similar level of delusion, thinks that they will believe that she also has "wurstest twauma eva" and let her off because after all she is the bestest BYG eva!! (sic)How come the courts have anyone attending if everyone can claim mental health issues
Didn't skank and sink boy also do this scam too? Wonder if they've had any comeuppance (and by that I mean an excuse for them to claim the "wurstest mental health eva" (sic)
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