Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

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troutpout69

"She called me and said, 'I know I'm not fat, I'm a normal woman and don't look like I do in those pictures in real life.'
Lol to have her self belief and confidence!
 

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hayleybaby

Her weight is not a public obsession . Lauren hun licherally not one person gives a flying fuck how fat you are. It’s a talking point because she shave stones off the original shot. She needs to own her size stop nasa grade filtering herself. And hiding behind bags, Stanley’s, children …

She really thinks the public will believe it’s the pesky paps going out of their way to fake unflattering shots…. That is not what those photos are. These are real, in the wild unfiltered true to life shots !
 
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Sunnydaze101

She’s not fat, she’s Phat


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Obviously the Good Morning show camera, the TOWIE camera and the pesky wind pap rats camera got it all wrong and made her look Fat. She’s not fat because Junaid and her other two mates tell her she looks unreal and stunning. She’s not fat because she herself said she’s very soft pretty.
 
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GlitterFluff

She has a knack for holding a gaze that is both intense and vacant at the same time. Quite the talent.
 
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Notredamn

She’s not fat! She’s obese.

Remember when she was hinting something with Kirk Norcross last year and was posting stories about ‘dreaming about boys…one was on Towie’ and he commented on one of her pics. Then a few days later he posted taking the piss of how delusional women filter themselves and that was the end of that
 
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Rita Chevrolet

Look at the buttons on her blouse screaming for mercy!!
 
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maggisojuicy

Erm. ADHD is not made up lol
 
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gloriouscheesecake

As someone with AuDHD, you can be exhausted and overestimated. And you tend to get exhausted from being overestimated.
 
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LiarLozza

Have mercy I have nothing else to say i'm just going to enjoy the thread, sit back and relax. Taking my big, black buttocks to the gym.
 
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Anna666

She lives in flipping lala land .... lives her life through her phone and filters, on IG, has been living this way for a while now .... she's not very bright, so in her mind ... she honestly believes, that the images she heavily filters, are what she looks like IRL, fantasy and reality have now blurred into one, leaving her stuck with this unhealthy delusion, her mind now programmed in this fantasy ...... a good therapist can help shock her out of this mindset, instead of wasting money on crap, procedures, she doesn't need, regularly eating out all for posting on the gram ` that fake world ` ..... she should pay for a professional, to help her, get her life back on track .... and stay longterm to make real changes

Dear BIGGGG lozzz, we know you are here reading .... it's time to get real, you are obese, look unhealthy, in face and body, that is not me being cruel ... it's very clear from these pics we saw in the DM, on the good morning sofa, on towie .... ` THAT IS WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE ` ... if you're happy this size, that's fine ... just stop with the extreme editing, just be yourself, and live free without the fear, that some pap will get you in the wild, that's a horrible way live life, constantly being scared, because you refuse to face the reality of your situation ..... embrace YOU accept who YOU are.... if you're not happy ` fucking do something about it `... stop fucking moaning, using excuse after excuse, inviting the pity party ...... this just makes you look a bigger fool .... the enabling prats around you, are doing you no favours by stroking this massive ego you have, by lying to you, they don't have your best interests at heart, these people don't care and most probably put the phone down, and snigger about it

Finally, it really is time to grow up, it isn't only about you anymore .... you have a child, who is learning from you, she is looking to YOU for everything ... what are you teaching her? .... also sadly, once she starts school, other kids can be quite nasty, I watched this happen, when my two were younger ... It is not right, however life is not fair, the playground can be a brutal place .... if a parent stands out, there will be gossip, and in turn, their children start to take the piss, and once one starts, it's the ripple effect, your daughter will be picked on, even though I don't like you ... I don't want that for the little girl ... there's nothing more painful, than seeing a child miserable, because their pier's are not playing nice, taking the piss out of their parent ... I made sure, I never did ... wore anything, that would embarrass my children in front of others, I like many other parents, put the children first ... please stop with this quest of being some type of zlister, you're not cut out for it ... that time is now gone .... get properly trained in something you enjoy, and then start working .... not grifting your way through life ..... be an example, not an embarrassment for the little one who watches everything you do
 
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Sunnydaze101

She’s so deluded she’s buying clothes that are three sizes to small and then she squashes herself into these clothes and thinks she’s that size. She doesn’t see all the flubber hanging out eveeywheee because she’s deluded

Lauren, if the shoe fits doesn’t mean you should wear it
 
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troutpout69

Morbidly I’d say!
 
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TheDarkling

Madcatbimbo said:
Just popping over from the Skanky Price thread as I've just seen this in the Daily Fail. Is this a case of 'does my bum look big in this'....? 'kin hell, love, not half.....

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Oh my...

Oh Laureen....

Big Gellll.... Noooooo.....

How long have I been away?!?!?

Now, all you beauties have said more than I ever could, but fuck me.

I'm no shrinking violet, I certainly packed on a fair few pounds over the years. And I know it. I embrace it. This is where BYG goes wrong.

She could really turn things around by embracing her form, dress well, own it. Be an example to Lactose. Stop thinking you're a size 8 babe. You ain't.

Edited to say just seen the recent news article. Fuck off Lauren, you're as fat as me. Give over. Get over it, keep at the gym you deluded beluga.
 
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MrAllSeeingEye

Public obsession my arse!

The delusion is real

The thing is, nobody gives a shit about her size. It’s the fact she tried so hard to deny it or (unsuccessfully) cover it up that’s the problem. Just embrace who you are rather than filter yourself beyond recognition. If not for you, then for the sake of your daughter who is apparently your world.
 
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Cazza81

"Lauren loves her curves." Yep, that's why she filters her photos to fuck.

Clearly the "friend" talking in the article is Loz herself or Moleman. I wouldn't be surprised if the pics were indeed staged for extra column inches like this.
 

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troutpout69

Cazza81 said:
"Lauren loves her curves." Yep, that's why she filters her photos to fuck.

Clearly the "friend" talking in the article is Loz herself or Moleman. I wouldn't be surprised if the pics were indeed staged for extra column inches like this.
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I think it would be extremely difficult to get a good pic with her ‘me a ball’ shape!
 
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