Lauren Goodger #92 Big fat Loz goes back on telly and uses her bags to hide her belly!

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I mean, imagine being Loz's sloppy seconds....

 

[Norfolking Good]

Even worse as it’s KPs sloppy seconds too! BYG and her combined must make some sort of award

 

[Pisspotshow]

I mean, imagine being Loz's sloppy seconds....

Seems fair, 0.5 was her sloppy seconds from Pricey.
Talk about shallow lives!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Hi Sunnydaze. How do we know she owns a luxury salon ? Have I missed a .5 post ?

Just a bit of snooping. If you look at who he’s followed recently on Instagram at the top of the list is some luxury salon account and when you click on that the owner is the same girl. She has black hair and same shoes . She looks like a lovely friendly person with a successful business.

 

[St37]

Just a bit of snooping. If you look at who he’s followed recently on Instagram at the top of the list is some luxury salon account and when you click on that the owner is the same girl. She has black hair and same shoes . She looks like a lovely friendly person with a successful business.

Got it !! Thanks looks lovely

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I mean, imagine being Loz's sloppy seconds....

and Skanky Price!

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

and Skanky Price!

He'd have to put a disinfected carrier bag over it before it went anywhere near my nethers.

 

[Gracie100]

Watched last night's TOWIE earlier... Big Loz was in it for a few mins, barely said a word and then I'm sure Elma cut her off with an almighty burp

 

[henriettadubois2]

Poor Lozza she was taken ill after find out Odd Bod had a new lady friend.

 

[tracey3871]

His nose looks like it’s constantly trying to sniff round a corner..

dying

 

[Chi4]

An hour at the David Lloyd

 

[DCI Jack Logan]

He'd have to put a disinfected carrier bag over it before it went anywhere near my nethers.

I know for a fact my minge would of sewn itself up at the speed of a bullet if skanky price and big Liz had that dirty man loving sausage inside them and he tried to come anywhere near me

 

[henriettadubois2]

Want boob and bum bum done.
Lip go supermarket.

 

[GalGal]

Want boob and bum bum done.
Lip go supermarket.

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She hasn’t sleep with anyone in four years? That can’t be right, she would have got pregnant in 2021.

 

[Mydog]

God, comedy gold. Does she not even realise how fecking ridiculous she sounds in that article ?
On a side note, I've had to have my beautiful dog put to sleep recently and haven't laughed much since, so thanks BYG and you lot

 

[Chi4]

Can you imagine the state of the blokes that slide Into
Her DMs

 

[Mydog]

She hasn’t sleep with anyone in four years? That can’t be right, she would have got pregnant in 2021.

Let's just be thankful she's no longer interested in home schooling that poor mare - she obviously has her own branch of mathematics.
Watch out, Pythagoras - there's a new mathematician on the block.

 

[henriettadubois2]

Can you imagine the state of the blokes that slide Into
Her DMs

Yes, yes I can.

“Me a man, you a ball”

“Me and gel go supermarket, me eat”

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

He'd have to put a disinfected carrier bag over it before it went anywhere near my nethers.

I think would need to be a double bagger, can’t be too careful
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I know for a fact my minge would of sewn itself up at the speed of a bullet if skanky price and big Liz had that dirty man loving sausage inside them and he tried to come anywhere near me

I would but the post nut clarity would be crushing.

 

[Heneghs]

Can you imagine the state of the blokes that slide Into
Her DMs

These kinda top blokes u mean