The future is going to bring a house move when the Towie bucks run out.
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I hope the future is going to bring her some less scary eyebrows.
It is just beyond comprehension how superficial and vacuous her life is. Even after becoming a mother it still hasn't hit home what the real values and joys in life are. I hope her fake breasts, lips, butt, chin, eyebrows, cheeks, banal conversations with whatever this Junaid thing is etc, bring her the joy she so richly deserves. duck me dead.
Hahah. Her left tit is under her armpit and over her hips. Her quote is in response to Charlie coming out with his new love
I wish she’d go to an adult literacy class the thick tubby witch!
There's 300 calories in that regular coke and elfy shake, how she's surprised she can't lose weight is beyond me?
So it took for Charlie to post a picture of his young new GF for her to get back into the gym. Two days done, what’s her record a week?? What’s the bet she’ll be burying her head in a bucket of KFC or curry by weekend
Waffle and word salad, must be high off that full fat coke
Its like their in awewoww
The only thing anyone is in awe about is what she actually looks like in the flesh !
Real life catfish !
The lazy fat bleep can’t stick to anything! I’m not sure I’ve ever met anyone so hopeless!
I've not been on TL for some time and not really been keeping up with Big Gel's riveting escapades. But having caught up over the last couple of threads I thought maybe she may have turned a corner, maybe she had seen the light. Maybe now being back on TOWIE she might just get her life in check.
But no. She still a ball. Still illiterate. Still filtering her face into a bleeping pickled onion space raider shape. I think her ass has gained a few more hectares. Her eyebrows look like captain ahab has launched a couple of sharp harpoons at Moby Dick somewhere off the port bow, likely mistaken for her giant backside. She still pining for 0.5? duck me.. its been a year and she's in a worse position than when I last took notice of her.
The recruiting sex workers is new and a massive ick, is she technically a pimp?
On the plus side, a small little plus, LaOrse is quite cute and appears to be going to nursery? What happened to being muvva of the yer and not letting no one teach LaOrse, only BYG can do that wiv home schooling and teaching her all about afetics and how to cook a tin of sweetcorn... then again suppose she can't do her pimping and sex work with little orse about. Disgusting.
But no. She still a ball. Still illiterate. Still filtering her face into a bleeping pickled onion space raider shape. I think her ass has gained a few more hectares. Her eyebrows look like captain ahab has launched a couple of sharp harpoons at Moby Dick somewhere off the port bow, likely mistaken for her giant backside. She still pining for 0.5? duck me.. its been a year and she's in a worse position than when I last took notice of her.
The recruiting sex workers is new and a massive ick, is she technically a pimp?
On the plus side, a small little plus, LaOrse is quite cute and appears to be going to nursery? What happened to being muvva of the yer and not letting no one teach LaOrse, only BYG can do that wiv home schooling and teaching her all about afetics and how to cook a tin of sweetcorn... then again suppose she can't do her pimping and sex work with little orse about. Disgusting.
She been shadow banned on Twitter? She doesn’t show in a search like she used to- have to find someone linking her in a post.
she has 1m followers yet posts nothing gets no comments (unless it’s bots saying they can increase her Of engagement) and absolutely no likes. She must be paying a fortune to keep all these socials at 1m. She doesn’t even use Twitter why bother!?
also did she seriously say she this Pahahaha ?!
she has 1m followers yet posts nothing gets no comments (unless it’s bots saying they can increase her Of engagement) and absolutely no likes. She must be paying a fortune to keep all these socials at 1m. She doesn’t even use Twitter why bother!?
also did she seriously say she this Pahahaha ?!
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I mean she looks like a load of bollocks now, is that what she meant to say?
Type Laurengoodger in Twitter search and the photos are gold. Wow maybe I’ve not been here long enough but haven’t seen this one before
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A corset over gym clothes....why??
I think it was when there was a mercifully brief insta-trend for wearing 'waist shapers'
She sold 75 of the bleeping things in her humble sale of doom lol
She’s in top Lozza form today!
That sun cream posts cracks me up and scares me in equal measure. I can't believe someone so stupid is raising a child, god knows what utter rubbish is going into that poor kids head. Is she really so stupid she can't understand why shops don't sell summer clothing year round?
They might have suncream on the shelves all year round (people can go on holiday at any time!) but I bet they sell a lot more in the summer.
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