Why eyefuck yourself in a market ffs? That pleather jacket looks like a bin bag!!
Lauren Goodger #83 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback Loz back in her enclosure! 🦍
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Praying for some in the wild pics 
You'd think she'd fix her boz eye when she photoshops her moon head
And that awfull fringe
I'd be beyond delighted if I saw someone doing this.
I avoid shops etc, but it would almost be worth the risk to witness this idiocy in the flesh.
If I lived near Lozza I'd arm myself with three layers of masks and go for it, with camera at the ready, determined to find her in the wild.
Then befriend her, go for coffee wiv Mumma and bubba gel my world my angle and admire any sunglasses she happens to have.
Maybe she’s off to the post office to send out the thousands of orders she’s received
Now if she was to sell a shipment of those bewful pleather jackets, people would be all over those!
I kept my 3D glasses from seeing a film years ago (might have been Mad Max) thinking I'd use them again. They're still in the drawer, unused.
I can't help but notice her wonky eyes
Errr why’s she got all her top quality specs out on her dining table.
Good luck cleaning off the greasy finger prints and gravy splatters if you buy these
Good luck cleaning off the greasy finger prints and gravy splatters if you buy these
She could be his sister ‘Brainless’ in a revamp for sure.that second pic she looks like Brains from Thunderbirds sister.
Please don’t tell me some shop is selling her shite
Where's the always on show beauty spot gone
Speaking of cinema/film - Pom, any chance you could feature our muscular-arsed BYG on the advertising poster for Gorillas in the Mist?I kept my 3D glasses from seeing a film years ago (might have been Mad Max) thinking I'd use them again. They're still in the drawer, unused.
She could at least have cleaned up her food slops from the dining table. Filthy beast. 
She cud do wiv sum ov them claaassy sunnies to hide her wonky eyes.
Sold Out - yeah OK big gel!!
Gone down the market to flog her wares wonder if she’s carting a suitcase full of the tit shades behind her or if she whips open that plastic jacket to reveal loads of folded up pairs and launches into sales patter. ‘Twenty for a pair but for you I’ll do 2 for 40 love, lavvvly jubbly you know it makes sense’
wonder if she’s carting a suitcase full of the tit shades behind her or if she whips open that plastic jacket to reveal loads of folded up pairs and launches into sales patter. ‘Twenty for a pair but for you I’ll do 2 for 40 love, lavvvly jubbly you know it makes sense’
When you try and put some in shopping cart it only allows one pair so you’re right only one or 2 available in each ahem ‘style’. I don’t believe she has sold any, just marking them as sold out so they look popular, in another day it will be ‘BACK IN STOCK’!4k site clicks… most from us.. thats not that impressive she’s obviously only bought 1/2 per style so yeah sold out
Why are they all out on the table? No sign of any cases which any reputable glasses would come in, baby gel has probably been throwing them around the room. They are just cheap plastic crap from Ali Express
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