Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

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Someone save poor LaOrse from a life of home schooling with big Loz! We need to phone the police now or something, it's time for a Britney Spears type welfare check
 
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‘Plug hole’ lips will be the next trend, where the lips are circular in shape and are useful if you ever end up in a budget hotel where someone has stolen the sink plug.
 
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How big is that portion ? Greedy Bastad whoever it is 🤣 must be constantly on the shitter 🫣 especially with all that highly processed crap they eat !
 
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‘Plug hole’ lips will be the next trend, where the lips are circular in shape and are useful if you ever end up in a budget hotel where someone has stolen the sink plug.
Toilet plunger lips, great for getting your bog unblocked!
 
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Most of the pics on OF`s are posing while pregnant, I wont post those ones, but as well as these, there are quite a few showing her big swollen stomach ( filtered to fuckery, but nonetheless still large ) .... obs for the pervs with that kink 😖
How are her boobs square?? Didn’t think that was possible. The last pic is probs the most accurate of all of them!
 
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it looks likes she has bitten a massive mouthful straight off the plate 😂

Looks like teeth marks!

It looks stone cold and rock solid.

How can roses look so awful? The lilac things, has she filtered the sodding roses??!!
 
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She's drinking lightwater enhanced with electrolytes??
For people who have been ill, sweat a lot, athletes or who beg for it?

Apparently it's better because it's, er, water.
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To be fair, she needs as much help with “important functions in the brain” as she can possibly get. She should both drink it and bath in it, just to make sure.
 
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Cheapy plastic roses, and a BIGGGGG slab, of whatever the duck that is, looks like she couldn't wait for a knife and fork, and just pushed her face in and taken a big bite🐽 ..... she is slowly but surely easing the viewer into the reveal, that ` half wit ` is back ..... take note Ohhh BIGGGGG one, we already knew, even before you did🧐
 

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