Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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OMFG I have just spat my wine out hahahaha!!!!
Lozโs followers now down to 989kโฆall that riveting content 
Iโd rather be fingered by Abu Hamza!
Pom, you've got to work your magic on the Jake Quickenden page, we're desperate for same comedy gold you do with the Goodger blimp..
have the meeting with towie producers yet again failed to get you back on Towie take the hint they do not want you back filming you come across now even worse than you were when you got sacked for the second time in 2016 are you not embarrassed that you being the main star your words have achieved nothing and the other originals have done a lot better than you and that's because you are a lying nasty piece of work who is selling porn to pay your rent rather than getting a proper job that's embarrassing
Science: kiss and you will get pregnant
Lozโs special interest in chemistry: cyanide
She wonโt home school that kid, she canโt even be arsed to run her own asfetiks business. The thought of palming laโoverit off on teachers for 6hrs a day will be too much to resist plus gives her more time to have her lips and arse tweaked
The poor kids will be terrified when the Beast gets out of her car to drop miss LaSendmetoboardingschool.
More subjects:
English= speelin, grandma, ritin and reedin
History= Oi It's Mystory- I'm a 10
Music= teenage rap with the N word in it
Biology = How to get pregnant before you meet your work husband
Phisiks = is that where they tell you your future? Or communicate with Jakey the Ghost?
Chemistry = Breaking bad Ch'arge style, and how Cyanora might kill but I don't try all the items I promote
Religon = Oh my Gawd, Churches are great for funeral, wedding and Christening photo opportunities
Mafs = adding up on my fingers, times tables are clocks on worktops, take aways from the local Indian restaurant, divides- how to part your new fringe to make curtains
Multiculture = Me, myself and Murat
Drama = My life as a bafta award winning, number 1 star Zelebrity
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Chesterfield is Derbyshire though,
Not quite East Midlands
Fair enough. I have been proven wrong and been misled my whole 49 years of living there.
I was always led to believe that East Midlands was Birmingham/Wolverhampton etc
ETA: I am on the closer to Sheffield side of Chesterfield though so may make a difference
Iโm from Tideswell/Buxton. Itโs always been East Midlands. Thereโs a reason they talk about the dialect being East Midlands English.
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East Midlands - Wikipedia
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Wish Iโd not said anything now. Sorry for my misconceptionIโm from Tideswell/Buxton. Itโs always been East Midlands. Thereโs a reason they talk about the dialect being East Midlands English.
East Midlands - Wikipedia
Love your username!
Been a long time user but for some reason my old log on was going slow so had to make a new one
Also love yours! Miss the good old days!
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Just seen her latest story. I wholeheartedly apologise if this upsets or offends anyone but I just canโt understand how someone who lost a baby less than a year ago can say โeverything happens for a reasonโ (Paraphrasing). I just seriously canโt get my head around it
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I'm very flattered you want me to join that page
xx.I admit sadly I haven't got enough time for joining any new pages at the moment, I even gave up the Katie Price one. I'm on so far ...Harry and Meghan, here and Beckham's pages.
I might pop over in the future if I get more time, I don't know anything about him lol, but if you have a Pom pic suggestion for over there, let me know and I try and make something
xxSome Pom pics from the Loz albums...
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