Who is looking after the poor kid? Fatty spent hours avin er air dun yesterday an naah she been in asfeics clinic terday. Is Lapleaseadoptme stuck in front of a telly somewhere bored out of her mind? Does she still even live wiv Big Mumma? Hopefully someone's taking care of her coz Fatty will spend the rest of the day posting her noo look lips on Insta. Oo u look gorjus hun, slaaayyy queen, and so on.
Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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When I say whacked to duck with the ugly stick 
Id feel the vom rise if a beast like this started talking to me.
Id feel the vom rise if a beast like this started talking to me.
Loz, Loz!
Don't listen to them.
You look fabulous! Bewful!
Just one thing though.
I'm not being rude, but you could do one thing to look even prettier. I know, you're already very pretty. But hear me out.
GO BIGGER!
GO BIGGER!
Get them pumped up a bit more, maybe get a bit more cut into your philtrum, make that top bit bigger and more bewful.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do iiiiiiiiiit.
Don't listen to them.
You look fabulous! Bewful!
Just one thing though.
I'm not being rude, but you could do one thing to look even prettier. I know, you're already very pretty. But hear me out.
GO BIGGER!
GO BIGGER!
Get them pumped up a bit more, maybe get a bit more cut into your philtrum, make that top bit bigger and more bewful.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do iiiiiiiiiit.
Literally looks like a prolapsed bumhole,
Whatta time to be alive, seeing this Neanderthal destroying herself with each and every horrific trip to the butchers
Well done Loz u dumb ape
Whatta time to be alive, seeing this Neanderthal destroying herself with each and every horrific trip to the butchers
Well done Loz u dumb ape
I sometimes wonder if children with parents who look TOTALLY unlike how they should will have any effect on childhood development? Isn't there something about 'recognising features your mother has' that is evolutionary for babies?
Those lips are horrendous I’m deaddddddd
They look absolutely gross. Id rather have a baboon's arse when it's mating season stuck to my faceI’ve no bleeping words! Wtf are butterfly lips
Katie price had the same yesterday they are horrific
My dead dog god rest his soul had a prolapsed arse that looked exactly like this
I hope not, for the sake of adopted children etc.
I decided I would get some too 
x.
Loooool x
Oh and my hair done....
and eyebrows...
x.
Loooool
xOh and my hair done....
and eyebrows...
Just Bewful Pom. So Yung so Soft so Bewful.I decided I would get some too
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Loooool
Oh and my hair done....
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and eyebrows...
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What an absolute messI’ve no bleeping words! Wtf are butterfly lips
Katie price had the same yesterday they are horrific
My dead dog god rest his soul had a prolapsed arse that looked exactly like this
bunch of absolute numpties these Z listers 
Spam butterfly lips more like…..
I had to come have a nose after I saw them bleeping lipsit’s been proven the steri strips do duck all
it’s been proven the steri strips do duck all
There’s something very uncanny valley about these folks with faces choc full of filler.
Katie Price, Sallie Axl and BYG all had these same ‘butterfly lips’ done in the last couple of days. It does make me wonder what goes on in their heads that makes them so desperate to conform to these asinine trends. I do wonder if it became the latest trend to have a fossilised dog turd surgically implanted smack bang in the centre of the forehead would they all get it done? I think the answer is undoubtedly YES.
She's never known what she talks about because it overworks her one brain cell!
I know someone who actually has this, it looks worse in real life
Interestingly here mate Chloe henny has absolutely trashed the new trend!
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