Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

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Sorry but since when did removing the skin between the lips and nose make you a bewful insta hun gel? Why is this a thing now? The photos of big gel and KP’s, bruised , tape covered lips repulse me? Surely it would have been better to wait until they had healed before promoting the business??
From what I read over on Skanky's page it seems the bunch of cowboys 🤠 who created these rubber lips have yet to file last year's accounts. 🤔 they must be doing well then eh?
 
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So Lauren’s going to be training and offering butterfly lips, she may as well be a bleeping butcher. So many reputable aesthetics practitioners are horrified at this trend and have said how dangerous it is
 
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Isn't it the film Silence of the Lambs that uses the face with a butterfly over the mouth? Is that The Look these morons are after?
 
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Is there some vacuous blow up sex doll sitting in an asfetiks salon just thinking up the next disfigurement to offer women because this butterfly look is repulsive and looks gross. It’s like they want women to look like a porn star/brainless moron (which is get is the main client base) but in this terrible period of violence against women who are just walking to work or popping to the shop and being raped and attacked I feel like this is not helping.
Sorry for the soapbox rant but for the first time as a female I actually feel unsafe going out at night and it’s not like me to think this way.
 
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I was a bit disturbed by that video too. Kids like the occasional bit of rough and tumble but it all just seemed a bit off, like Loz was almost punishing her or something? Can't put my finger on it...
 
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The lady/shop who did fattys lips also has them done and she has them done thinly and they look so so so stupid.
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I’m glad fatty got them done I can’t wait to see them
 
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I was a bit disturbed by that video too. Kids like the occasional bit of rough and tumble but it all just seemed a bit off, like Loz was almost punishing her or something? Can't put my finger on it...
She looked manic in it and slightly deranged! I was just waiting for a collision with laaccidentwaitingtohappen! I honestly think that toddler has more sense than her gormless, mutilated fatso of a mother!
 
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It‘s because she has LaOrse page set to private and she has to accept you now :(

Do you have screen recording on your mobile? If set to record and play the video it’ll save it to your phone.
No can do, I have 2 active IG accounts, different names ... and I only have laorse on my laptop ac, not on the phone one ... damn it, Im also not tech savvy, if I try to sign in with phone ( for laptop ac ) IG blocks the account, wont accept my password .... it wont post from the laptop. keeps saying post removed🤷‍♀️ and she has not accepted a request from my other phone ac ` yet ` ... if she does Il do my best to post it here
 
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From what I read over on Skanky's page it seems the bunch of cowboys 🤠 who created these rubber lips have yet to file last year's accounts. 🤔 they must be doing well then eh?
Isn't the owner of that esfetiks business that plastic super chav Ellie May something? Sure she was 'training' BTG at one time?
 
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She can’t even move her mouth properly to laugh with her child she’s a rank😂😂
 
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Someone I saw talking about these monstrous lips said the idea is to have a ‘totally flat profile’ to them. They seem to have a weird line up the middle to me which coupled with the very short distance between the lips and the nose just looks an awful lot like they’ve had a harelip/cleft palate repair.
 
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the very short distance between the lips and the nose just looks an awful lot like they’ve had a harelip/cleft palate repair.
I KNEW there was something I was thinking it looked like. We really have come full circle. "Does my bum look big in this?" is now opposite, and those who have had surgery for a cleft palate/hairlip who desperately tried to hide scarring are now being seen as 'goals' to some?
It's really sad to think how many of the people who are RUINING their faces like this will take up surgeons time when they have to get all this corrected.
 
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What a stupid cow 😳 wtf are butterfly lips ? What idiot thought that up 🤔 Jesus wept she is deluded if she thinks this latest procedure is going to improve her already f*cked up moon face!! She is beyond help !!
I feel so sorry for that wee lass, she has a mother who doesn’t give a tit about her !!! All fatty does is go get her hair, nails, teeth, lips, brows, sun beds ect ect ect ……it’s a full time job being a pretty soft yung gel…….
 
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We have an arsefetics place here, the shop frontage is completely covered up with giant generic posters.
The owner's face explains why, I've never seen anything like it before, she makes Loz look delicate and natural. This woman is an absolute bloody mess.
She also can't speak properly because her lips are so huge and fucked up.
Anyone looking in and seeing her would run a mile. Hence the posters.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it 😎
 
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