Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

[geordiegirl]

Latest....

I wouldn’t say particularly happy but…

 

[troutpout69]

Miss LG - looking slimmer than ever, hardly eating, never going out, lost 3 stone …. Oh…. 2 bagel Goddger strikes again..

These aren’t even fuckjng bagels are they?

 

[Pisspotshow]

Full of lard.

Surely that's her arse?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

. Probably safe to assume leftovers never find their way to a bin in Lozzas sloth pit
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Probably safe to assume there is never any leftovers. Ever.

Same in my house. No leftovers here because the dogs have meaty bits and the pigs get all the Veggie peelings etc. Chez Loz she troughs the lot herself

 

[Jujujulia95]

... and it shows

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

This quote "She’s losing weight through a healthy diet and exercise regime, so she wants her boobs to look more natural."

So how then will she take her plate face back to Natchrul then?

 

[bignellie]

Look's like she's lengthened her legs in that top vid.

yeah to take the chub out

 

[Crowbag]

it looks likes she has bitten a massive mouthful straight off the plate

Looks like teeth marks!

It looks stone cold and rock solid.

How can roses look so awful? The lilac things, has she filtered the sodding roses??!!

 

[Heneghs]

Another creepy smile photoshopped on to poor la’mumsfaceismeltingpoor sprog born into such a fuqin circus
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What’s with the long hair photoshopped onto Lahairextension in one of those pics?

Also….WTF is this face?

She’s literally this emoji
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Wax melt face

 

[PoppysMumma]

What a stupid cow wtf are butterfly lips ? What idiot thought that up Jesus wept she is deluded if she thinks this latest procedure is going to improve her already f*cked up moon face!! She is beyond help !!
I feel so sorry for that wee lass, she has a mother who doesn’t give a shit about her !!! All fatty does is go get her hair, nails, teeth, lips, brows, sun beds ect ect ect ……it’s a full time job being a pretty soft yung gel…….

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

That arse

Imagine the stench

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Please can someone explain to me how she will tell her niece the reasons why she is taking .5 back and that it’s ok to be treated like that by boys and then take them back. Will she say dear Niece, if your boyfriend fucks your best friend while your grieving the loss of your child it’s ok, he still loves u and is a good person.

It's a terrible situation. As you say really not good for the niece to watch how needy she is around men at all.

 

[Oh_Biscuits!]

Anybody watch The Apprentice? There’s a dead ringer for one of our Big Lozzes alter ego’s on it. Nearly spat my tea out last night …….

Yessss!!!!! Lichrally had that conversation with my partner last week hahaha!

 

[Notredamn]

You all set me off laughing like no other I’m in public ffs, I must look demented (but not as demented as Loz)

 

[lamaitresse]

The "UK's Number 1 Unconscious Mind Ferapist" is BACK on Loz's Insta with some generic shite about ADHD being a superpower (not that I disagree, more that it's hardly an original concept) - all I really heard was the word "tool", and I thought, suits you, sir.

 

[Notredamn]

I thought I try and put her into a black pudding advert xx..

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Nearly choked on my morning mocha

 

[WordSalad]

Hey self taught mumma doncha mean inspired by Sniffany's? It's Big Loz after all.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

What this with the neice comments nis she staying there or something as I'm blocked

No nothing like that. Just wondering what she says to her niece about how it’s ok to take .5 back after what he’s done to Fatty and not being a good role model for her. Fatty setting an example that it’s ok to be a doormat

 

[Xxcxcc]

She earns a million a month according to one of those shitty mags! Pwah ha ha ha ha!

They must be as deluded as big gel

 

[bargainhunt99]

Insane winner @chichi100. Bewful thread title