Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

[Rita Chevrolet]

The pricey has had them lips done too on her stories
Must be a z list thing that a salon was doing

Cum an' get sum Buuutafloy Lipps 'ere! (End up looking like Bugs Bunny)

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

That massive plate face and swollen neck

Certainly no space raider head there!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

She could eat anyone.

and the table come to think of it

 

[Jaymar139]

Finally figured it out when she pulls this face who she reminds me of!

Omg yesssss..I knew byg reminded me of something ..brilliant ..

 

[Lottiew1]

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This is the thing in Manchester she is doing… wonder if LaYorkshirepudding is going too…

Back from where?! The fucking jungle

 

[Bonbon76]

Has she tried, maybe putting LaToddler in a highchair to eat? Then her sofa wouldn't get as filthy.

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

She’s put the date wrong on the offer, according to her stories there’s only 3 hours left…. Until the 8th of MARCH

You had one job What a deinfluencer!

 

[maggisojuicy]

There’s something very uncanny valley about these folks with faces choc full of filler.

 

[geordiegirl]

I’m sure the friend is the one that Chaz shacked up with…

 

[Alex_Jones]

Where's that huge boob come from?
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Borrowed it off Katie Comedy Tits Price

 

[hayleybaby]

Think it's an open car door
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Haha! Must be time for an eye test. Zoomed in so many times to try and work it out

 

[Sunnydaze101]

In

She’ll need surgery to remove that pleather jacket at this rate

Exactly. She must think this Pleather jacket looks awesome. It’s on her day and nite

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

I was a bit disturbed by that video too. Kids like the occasional bit of rough and tumble but it all just seemed a bit off, like Loz was almost punishing her or something? Can't put my finger on it...

 

[Xxcxcc]

I was watching Austin powers spy who shagged me, no idea why. Anyway fat bastard walked in, quoting I ate a baby and got some reason all I seen walking in was Lauren @Pombear22 please work your magic

 

[geordiegirl]

I see the pleather jacket is out again…!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Why does she keep saying LG Afstetics (!) is back allllllll of the time when we know old plate face doesn’t have a pot to piss in and can’t do anything for more than ten minutes
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Ahhhhh hahaha!
I thought that said a "defined CRAP look!
Mind you I think I was right ✅️

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I am intrigued by the shape of her face in profile - its bloody weird!

 

[Pisspotshow]

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Well that makes perfect sense then.
This is filtrd lips. Trademark.

Imagine how magnificent these beauties will look!
Touching the nose at the top and the chin at the bottom.
Classy.
Subtle.

No words!

That's a lie, just one.

Stupid!

 

[Rubez2812]

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[MrAllSeeingEye]

I am speechless

Haha haha someone’s freeballing