Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

[Xxcxcc]

LaSocket!
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Same eyes!
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The resemblance is uncanny crazy . Also lasocket how I wish we also had @Pombear22 on the quickendon thread to add to your genius

 

[Pampered Pam]

why is She training in Manchester both the clinic's she has used recently have training courses in Essex and london is it because she wants freebies

 

[bignellie]

You guys are amazing! I’m convinced you lot could solve cold cases with your detective skills

As an aside, Lozza has such a limited vocabulary, she always seems to describe her gifted takeaway’s as ‘unreal’. Every time! The way she says it makes my toes curl…unrill.

Can someone pleaseeee gift her a thesaurus?!

she would have to learn to read then...

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Haha had to unfollow Truther Lauren today, that’s really enough. People who believe that things like that have to be “planned” are the same as cult followers. Too thick to understand the concepts of chance/science and the fact that they aren’t the centre of the universe coupled with a desperate need to think they are better than everyone else because they “know” the “truth”

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Because once the bandage comes off, you can see it looks shite and nothing like the shaping of the bandage tries to suggest. Lauren is suspiciously quiet, you’d think she’d be posting more filtered selfies if she was happy with the results

I think she's back with .5 - She's always quiet when he's back.

 

[Crowbag]

My mouth dried up just looking at those dry roasties.
I can't look at the yorky pud. But those spuds, she's going to break a tooth on those.

Everywhere she eats it's like the chomp of doom, the meals always look awful.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Meanwhile LaTiffany is knocking back the Gin & Lemon as the food is absolutely shit!

 

[Momohawk]

Full of lard.

full of sweetcorn!!

 

[WordSalad]

if the gym body was Ch’Arge why cover the face?

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Because the mask is an improvement?

 

[Userom]

She has got the fugliest profile she looks like a boxer

I know the ears are the least of her problems but fuck me they are hideous.

 

[bargainhunt99]

This made me laugh xx Looks like another one of his brothers or cousins are on there too which I recognise from old pics I've made x ...

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He gets everywhere

 

[Oh_Biscuits!]

Murat for Fred!

wow Pom this is the best yet xx
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Just a thought with that line up. Shaggy could be Ch'arg.5, Velma could be Bisto, Daphne could be Krusty.......Fred......not sure any suggestions?. And Scooby could be the shit on the bed dogs. They could be at the Haunted House with Jakey the Ghost. haha

 

[Intoxicating]

Is this the future Lozza has planned for baby gel when she hits 18

Gran, 57, joins OnlyFans to pay rent and daughter helps her take the pictures

Viktoria has quickly gained thousands of fans, mostly young men

www.cornwalllive.com

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

She could easily do competitive eating

BYG versus Food!! (She could easily do those challenges).

 

[Notredamn]

Didn’t she claim to be going back to TOWIE? When does she start? No idea what she would bring to the show.

Going back to being a townie is the closest she will get. Although she has never stopped being one the daft chav

 

[hayleybaby]

You can imagine what she’s like with him can’t you…. I don’t think she has ‘forgiven’ him for what he allegedly did. She probably holding it against him. Notice how Ok! got the photos of them together and she posted all her edited photos. He probably has been told he can’t share any. She will hold what happened against him always as a way of controlling the narrative she wants to earn the most coin. At this point I think he’s just being used for help with LaMagShoot.

 

[PoppysMumma]

Tights are far too tight on her. Legs look like two sticks of black pudding.

Loooool I love these sentences she comes out with xx..

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Aye fruit pastels you silly cow she is so thick ….grapes are maybe fruit but they are still full of sugar

 

[Lunagooner]

Loz shows off her new Turkey Teef x

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Lol Pom, Sid wears them better

 

[Piff paff puff]

Did she edit this picture to make it look this ugly?

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Its the noo straw hole lips unable to close her lips over the dentures. Why would you want your teef permanently on show, fucking rabbit.
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Another creepy smile photoshopped on to poor la’mumsfaceismeltingpoor sprog born into such a fuqin circus
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She’s literally this emoji
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Wax melt face

She's put the teenager filter off faceapp on laflump LMFAO

 

[Bungdidin]

That gave me an idea xx...


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Omg I have just blown a ( snot) bubble