Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

[PoppysMumma]

Silly .... silly ..... ` delusional ` .... BIGGGG catfishing lozzzz ...... will FOREVER reside in ` laaaa laaaa land `

She’s an ugly bitch seriously though I think she needs to see a psychologist because if she actually thinks she looks like those filtered photoshopped pictures she posts ….well that’s just feckin nuts !!

 

[bargainhunt99]

She could easily do competitive eating

At last! Something she can excel in. They have those competitions in America to see who can finish loads of burgers and fries first. I saw one once and the woman who won was really skinny. I wouldn't have bet on her to win against loads of burly blokes.
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“Wen your bizzy”



Is she taking the piss?

Doesn't iron. Doesn't cook. Doesn't clean. Doesn’t blow dry her own mangey hair extensions. Bizzy doing fuck all.

Someone told her to deliberately make spelling mistakes to up her engagement but she's taken it to the extreme

 

[nomorefakers]

Did she have a date with the Silverback?

I am laughing so hard that I'm almost crying. I am in bed with covid but this really brightens up my day

 

[troutpout69]

Anybody watch The Apprentice? There’s a dead ringer for one of our Big Lozzes alter ego’s on it. Nearly spat my tea out last night …….

Haha I can totally see it now you’ve pointed it out! I was too busy laughing at the hairdresser woman with the huge inflatable lips and tits in last night’s episode

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[Ohflip]

Notice how you never see Pebbles Flintstone and LaRoastie in the same room?

 

[bignellie]

Do you think she has forgiven Elvis for the betrayal, the same way she has forgiven Ch'arg?

Noooo it will always be the other woman’s fault
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Serious question .... ohh BIGGGGGG one .... when ( IF ) the surgeon sucks out all your blubber, removes those hideous bum implants .... makes your tits smaller, wiv front on nips ... can he/she also shrink that massive neanderthal head? ..... is there an op for that .... cause its going to be rather hard, walking around with a flat arse, small boobs front nips, skinny minny ` petite ` body .... while struggling to hold up that big bonce

Head the size of a lion

 

[Crowbag]

She's drinking lightwater enhanced with electrolytes??
For people who have been ill, sweat a lot, athletes or who beg for it?

Apparently it's better because it's, er, water.

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Just made lol xx..

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This is it made before having the pic resized, I think it be too big so had to make it smaller ..which is why the smaller one is blurry..this is the clearer version.

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Yes you bought my vision to life!
Thanks @Pom Bear its brilliant!!

 

[Notredamn]

Woman versus food/ dinner demolition= coming soon to a random freeview channel no one watches

 

[chichi100]

I thought she did that already?

Yeah shame shes too fick to make a bit of money out of it and still clinging in to a towie return that’s never going to happen

 

[Anna666]

You make my day Anna.. Me and my little one have got neuro virus at the mo but you have put a smile on my mush this morning..

Hope you all have a speedy recovery

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

The apple didn't fall far from the tree did it ... Big Loz & Big Mum of Loz ... Big Mum looks like her grubby sister because Big Loz is such a mess, or, maybe it's the dress sense, bisto tan & wig ... I don't like to comment on a child, but Lalostinspace is very odd looking

Jeez! That's ol' Muvva Lozza?
Bloody hell!

 

[Chi4]

She could eat anyone under the table !

 

[Allmyownopinion]

Fuck me she’s actually gaining weight, that fat roll round her middle is huge! Love seeing her pics in the wild, big gel indeed

 

[maggisojuicy]

Ergh, look at his lady bum

Hey that’s his main selling point

 

[Philimena cunk]

OMFG I have just spat my wine out hahahaha!!!!

Pom, you've got to work your magic on the Jake Quickenden page, we're desperate for same comedy gold you do with the Goodger blimp..

 

[Bonbon76]

You wanna ask the practitioner to sort you out so your eyebrows are level! Or have you been jabbing yourself again?

 

[Momohawk]

Loz shows off her new Turkey Teef x

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These aren't big enough pom haha, need more piano key ones x

 

[lamaitresse]

The "UK's Number 1 Unconscious Mind Ferapist" is BACK on Loz's Insta with some generic shite about ADHD being a superpower (not that I disagree, more that it's hardly an original concept) - all I really heard was the word "tool", and I thought, suits you, sir.

Wonder if he's tried his weight loss tricks on Loz? If he has, well...we know how that's going.

 

[Anna666]

Nope. I think I need to follow that page. Thanks anyway.

I think the bitch has some setting in place, where it cant be reposted ... shame, its a very odd, disturbing video, wanted you all to see