Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

[Bungdidin]

It’s Michael Jackson !!

Or kim Jong il whatever he's called

 

[Mycatismad]

Hiding under the table is the only safe place.
She'd be eating the rest of the building.

That just made me think of King Kong climbing up the building/ but she’d be eating it!

 

[amianinfluenceryet]

I've never seen this face before

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Anyone else getting wonky Melania Trump vibes or just me?

 

[bargainhunt99]

What the hell is that shit on her plate? Looks foul.

It’s her toilet I feel sorry for

I feel sorry for whoever enters the toilet after she's had a mega dump

 

[hugothebear]

That gave me an idea xx....

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OMFG I have just spat my wine out hahahaha!!!!

 

[bargainhunt99]

My thoughts are that people are jeeellly of our BIGGGGG guuurl ... she dosent heavily edit or filter her pics/videos, if she did it would be blindly obvious ... she's just a BYG tryin to live her ` bestest ` life the fact that she has many faces over the years that are not her ... shouldnt take away from her being a yunnggg ... hot yuungg ... smexy yungg ... baffaaa winer BYG! .... lets stop the hate

Let's not. She deserves all the ribbing she gets. Brainless troglodyte. Her, not you

 

[WordSalad]

Did she edit this picture to make it look this ugly?

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How stupid does that lip gap showing one toof look? Not butterfly lips, chipmunk lips.

 

[Xxcxcc]

How much do we think the fat slags earning on only fans. Looks like lafilter has tried to eat her own finger, loves her grub does bubba gel just like the beast

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Ting tong vibes

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She has no neck!!
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The lips are hideous. It looks like the middle of the top lip is missing. Not a good look.

 

[Anna666]

Tess Holliday parades famous curves in tiny thong for intimate bedroom snaps

Plus-size influencer Tess Holliday looked incredible as she lounged on her bed in nothing but a tiny black thong while paying tribute to Rihanna’s Super Bowl half-time show

www.dailystar.co.uk

Maybe the ` curvy ` Tess, can do a colab on OF`s with our BIGGGGGG lozzzz .... they both have a similar look ... call her BIGGGGG guurl, you never know, it will help earn a few quid to pay the rent due, I mean ... you're doing fuck all anyway ..... all day, but ` pretend ` you have an ARSEfetiks business .... hark at her ... .... the BOSS lady of LIPS, with QUACK qualifications and NO business premises ... Id rather look at Tess, to be honest .... at least she keeps it real, and dosent hide behind extreme filters ... on a serious note though ... Dear Tess, having this much weight, will put you into an early grave for someone so young, do something before its too late, its very dangerous promoting this to the younger generation` obesity ` is NOT body positivity

 

[Angry Emma]

I see byg has made her Asfetics page private now on Insta, she was getting loads of shit comments on it!

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Looks like the Mary Berry pic has been culled from BYG’s Insta

Wasn’t she gushing how Mary was an inspirashun to her?

She’s as fake as her baboon lips and comedy arse.

 

[HeyBabes]

Edit: d’oh! I’ve just had a flashback to grazing my knee as a yung gel. Butterfly stitches is another term for steristrips. God, how bloody original.

Oh god is that why it’s called that? I thought they wanted their lips in the shape of a butterfly or some BS

 

[Crowbag]

Free?
Free clovvs int nuff for baffa Gels.

At least five.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

‘Plug hole’ lips will be the next trend, where the lips are circular in shape and are useful if you ever end up in a budget hotel where someone has stolen the sink plug.

Something like Westcrack's gob perhaps?

 

[bargainhunt99]

Looks like her hairdresser has just given her a lookalike haircut. Why must she perpetually use songs with the N-word in them? What has that song got to do with having your hair cut? Weird.

She's just trying to make out she's down with the kids. She won't know who they are or what they're talking about

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

House is a shit tip again:

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Lazy fucker.

 

[PoppysMumma]

Her new Instagram reel is up! Here’s some of my favourite screenshots. I’m absolutely shocked that she’s so obviously photoshopped La’hairsnotlongenough!! (Says no one, ever…) that monkey is probably equally as shocked to see the graceful silverback gorilla beating its chest and looking for food out of its enclosure…

Also, I sat through 5 minutes of the circle of life and endless pictures of wild beasts roaming the zoo so you don’t have to… the animals were nice though.

I don’t half feel sorry for the zoo. I’m guessing they grifted this experience for free in return for the exposure and they get two measly Instagram reels.

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This has made my day …..she is such a fake fat lardy arsed liar liar pants on fire !
Honestly its actually so laughable, but at the same time quite worrying as she is trying to pull the wool over her poor followers eyes ……and for those sad desperate gits that pay to see her they seriously are as deluded as her

 

[small town girl]

Who calls a baby a strong independent woman ffs numbnut!

The one and only bewful bafta award winnin soft lozza

 

[Platformcrocs]

Where have her ten Chins gone

She left them at the Toby carvery!