Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

[Pom Bear]

wtf does she look like and what the hell is she going on about witches kitchen
Totally deluded!

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So soft so bewful!

She's shaped like a naan bread xx.

It's all that kneading x.

Pom is THE tattle queen. She should have her own reel. Nothing she can’t do, talented through and through

Pom needs her own rave thread

Thank you both so very much, I am very flattered xxxx

 

[Pom Bear]

Well done @Chichi and @Clickbait xx
Thanks for the comments in the last thread xx..and Well done @Dont swipe up! at spotting me on the Pure Gym advert, that made me smile xx.

Can you imagine the shock at me seeing her in the gym lol xx...

 

[Pom Bear]

Hahahaha I love it thank you Pom

Thank you and you're welcome xx.

Some old pics I leave here before catching up more later x...

I admit I can't remember why I put her head on the wrong way lol...

Loz pic she took with her brother she photoshopped..

What I guessed it look more like x....

 

[A-Soul]

In the wild lads!

Lauren Goodger pushes beloved daughter Larose, 18-months, in her pram

The former TOWIE star, 36, wrapped up in a leather jacket for the outing, layering the look over black leggings and a beige sweater.

www.dailymail.co.uk

A ‘glam’ Herman Munster-esque Nanna Crack included!

What a start to the weekend!!

 

[Anna666]

I have buy fruit " GRUNT GRUNT " .... beats chest " scratch GRUNT "


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I just wish, everyone would give our yuunggg bewwful gurl living her bestest life a break .... she does NOT filter, or edit her pics/videos, they are taken at different ` angels ` which in fact give the impression, that she shaves off 7 stone and gives herself someone else's face ... wind machines, fake lighting all play a big part, I mean look at these photos, no way are they doctored .... she`s just ... just .... a BYG

 

[Pom Bear]

We need @Pom Bear - they are definitely 2 black puddings! See Laprop is being used to hide the blubber too. Why has she got a big boob stuck on one side? Awwwww, so sweet, just above her daughters pic is her link to her sleazy Only Fans grotesque pics, just bewful!

I thought I try and put her into a black pudding advert xx..

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Nasty

 

[GlassOfBeans]

Just had a sneak peak at LaHomeSchooled’s curriculum:

Food tech: Sweetcorn, goose fat, beans in a glass
Geography: Garage forecourt photoshoot
Art: Facetune, FaceApp, filters and fillers
ICT: Buying bot followers
PE: Twerking in pleather shorts and a crop top

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

3 stone?

In the same way Gemma Collins lost 3 stone?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

 

[hayleybaby]

Didn’t go out? Didn’t eat? Except when she went to multiple birthday parties, Harrods, Christmas PR stunts, concerts. Not forgetting the currys, roasts, lunch dates with ‘mystery men’. To name a few?! She’s carried on as normal! The only thing she’s suffered is a loss of fucking memory. What an absolute cunt.

 

[Pom Bear]

For boys I'd imagine it also

It's funny because when I saw her taped up lips it reminded me of this film... More specifically the scene where he's in a straightjacket and wearing that mask with the slats!

Loooooool xx.

 

[Pom Bear]

You buy at supermarket?

Loooool xx.

Loz has an idea of a supermarket she could own, it's also never short of roasties, goose fat and sweetcorn x..

 

[smellyfootballboots]

While I completely agree with her regarding the gender shit show having to stop now, the idea that she is capable of home schooling LaBrighterthanmum is hysterical

 

[maggisojuicy]

Well that’s an unflattering angle

 

[Pom Bear]

This is brilliant!
Your also on the sky mobile advert I think

Thank you xx.

Think I've found it, Sky Glass ...in fact this is one of the parts took before filming, but weren't allowed in due to bad language loool x...

 

[Anna666]

Silly .... silly ..... ` delusional ` .... BIGGGG catfishing lozzzz ...... will FOREVER reside in ` laaaa laaaa land `

 

[minamoon]

Lauren Goodger #82 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback loz back in her enclosure!

 

[Ekathrina]

Katie Price, Sallie Axl and BYG all had these same ‘butterfly lips’ done in the last couple of days. It does make me wonder what goes on in their heads that makes them so desperate to conform to these asinine trends. I do wonder if it became the latest trend to have a fossilised dog turd surgically implanted smack bang in the centre of the forehead would they all get it done? I think the answer is undoubtedly YES.

 

[NinaStar90]

Oh my lord you guys have ended me today